Getting merried

[YorkDon]

Thought I’d pop the question to young bird in the Lake District this week, and she said yes.

Didna realise the organising and stuff that goes with it though.Thought my job was just to turn up on the day.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

Thought I’d pop the question to young bird in the Lake District this week, and she said yes.

Didna realise the organising and stuff that goes with it though.Thought my job was just to turn up on the day.

Before everyone starts rippin' the piss.

Congratulations min.  

[YorkDon]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Before everyone starts rippin' the piss.

Congratulations min.  

Cheers BB.

Let the slagging and piss taking commence 🤣

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

Cheers BB.

Let the slagging and piss taking commence 🤣

It's a massive thing min.  Huge life changer but can be very rewarding.  Hard at times too but the positives outweigh the negatives a thousand fold.

I wish you all the best and happiness for your future.

[YorkDon]

8 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

It's a massive thing min.  Huge life changer but can be very rewarding.  Hard at times too but the positives outweigh the negatives a thousand fold.

I wish you all the best and happiness for your future.

Cheers.I’ve spent most of my adult life nae believing in the whole marriage thing.I obviously do now and she’s a wee cracker that I’d be daft to let go of.

[Hoofball]

20 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Thought I’d pop the question to young bird in the Lake District this week, and she said yes.

Didna realise the organising and stuff that goes with it though.Thought my job was just to turn up on the day.

Congratulations. I take it the young bird wants you very involved in the whole process which is unfortunate just make sure to set a budget for the whole wedding and stick to it, don’t got spending shitloads and inviting folk you haven’t spoken to in years. 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Thought I’d pop the question to young bird in the Lake District this week, and she said yes.

Didna realise the organising and stuff that goes with it though.Thought my job was just to turn up on the day.

Terrible life choice, YD. 

Best of luck with it though. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Cheers.I’ve spent most of my adult life nae believing in the whole marriage thing.I obviously do now and she’s a wee cracker that I’d be daft to let go of.

If it's right, it's right.👍

[The Buzzard]

6 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Cheers.I’ve spent most of my adult life nae believing in the whole marriage thing.I obviously do now and she’s a wee cracker that I’d be daft to let go of.

All the best for it, YD. Congrats. 

[Reed or deed]

9 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Cheers.I’ve spent most of my adult life nae believing in the whole marriage thing.I obviously do now and she’s a wee cracker that I’d be daft to let go of.

[Reed or deed]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

If it's right, it's right.👍

[redone]

32 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Thought I’d pop the question to young bird in the Lake District this week, and she said yes.

Didna realise the organising and stuff that goes with it though.Thought my job was just to turn up on the day.

“young bird”……you make it sound like you’ve got birds of various ages on the go …..or you a good bit older than her….. which is it?

[Poodler]

Dildo for getting married Yorkozuna

Another one of the good ones lost to that tomfoolery 

[The Boofon]

Dildo from me too for two reasons.

 

1. Getting married to "Young bird despite proclaiming previously if she thinks about getting married I'd be off like a shot.

2. Going for tests to see if he has any healthy sperm despite proclaiming previously if she ever gets broody I'm off like a shot.

 

Weasel.

[dave_min]

What’s the plans for the stagger?

[Poodler]

That teenage poom poom must be techt and sowpit

 

to have yorkel selling his soul 

[styrofoamplates]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Aye, where we going? 

Has to be Wick. 

Congrats YD! 

[manboobs109]

Clint knows. Don't do it.

[milne_afc]

 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What would be classed as unreasonable behaviour ( that wasn’t adultery)?

Beastiality?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is that not technically adultery?

 Is havin' sex with a animal classed as that?  I don't think so.

T'internet tells me this.  Seems to refer to human activity only.

Adultery definition:

voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who is not their spouse.

 

[1903Fitba]

Best wedding I’ve been to was a massive tent in a field with a decent band and lots of alcohol. 
 

Keep it simple. (Weather and good company helps) 

[Poodler]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What would be classed as unreasonable behaviour ( that wasn’t adultery)?

Eating in bed 

[YorkDon]

47 minutes ago, redone said:

“young bird”……you make it sound like you’ve got birds of various ages on the go …..or you a good bit older than her….. which is it?

17 years between us min.

[Poodler]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I fucking hate that. 

Mink behaviour 

 

same with wearing any sort of pyjamas/ dressing gown outside the front door. 
 

 

 

 

[Fridge]

Congrats Yorkie, just say it’s her day and get her and her mates to organise it. That’s what I did. 
 

Although it did turn out to be a free bar on me so be alert.

[YorkDon]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You were 30 this year weren’t you ? 

If there’s grass on the wicket…

[maryhilldon]

Commiserations YD.

[YorkDon]

Stagger suggestions? 

[RAZOR]

Congratulations min 👍

Feels like we've all been apart of this since the first posts about shagging. Open Hat invite...