Getting merried

[BrianFaePerth]

How does your daughter feel about a new mother the same age?

[Poodler]

19 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Same here.

There’s a tap in of a joke there for the likes of Hanzo or Brizo

[King Street Loon]

10 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There’s a tap in of a joke there for the likes of Hanzo or Brizo

I'm bald and rich like fridge, so plenty scope for something. 

[zeroisgod76]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you pay for them ? 

No… however they’d both given us money towards the wedding and we gave them it all back so they could use it to pay to come with us. 

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

I'm bald and rich like fridge, so plenty scope for something. 

How am I getting pulled into this and I’m nae bald!!!

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

How am I getting pulled into this and I’m nae bald!!!

Pipe down slaphead.  This is creepy YD's thread, don't try and make it about you.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Think @Matt Armstrong's Dog Ken’s him. Rebbit from the broch I think he’s cried. 

Aye, I do ken him min.

His last known whereabouts was working in one of the Co-op shops in Fraserburgh a wee while ago. It's been a while since I've seen him mind, as I dinna go oot in the toon anymore.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Aye, I do ken him min.

His last known whereabouts was working in one of the Co-op shops in Fraserburgh a wee while ago. It's been a while since I've seen him mind, as I dinna go oot in the toon anymore.

Is he as big a fuckin' nob as he looks in that video?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Is he as big a fuckin' nob as he looks in that video?

No, nae at all. He is as quiet and harmless as a newly-landed haddock min.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No, nae at all. He is as quiet and harmless as a newly-landed haddock min.

Tell him I said hello🤣🤣

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Tell him I said hello🤣🤣

I certainly will min they next time our paths cross.👍

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I certainly will min they next time our paths cross.👍

Get him to sign up on here min.  He'd be a welcome addition.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Get him to sign up on here min.  He'd be a welcome addition.

I will do min. He'd enjoy it on here.

[For Fecks Sake]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

How am I getting pulled into this and I’m nae bald!!!

[YorkDon]

4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How does your daughter feel about a new mother the same age?

They may be reasonably close in age but my daughter is a really young 28.Young bird has a house, and a career, car etc, daughter still doesn’t know what she wants to do with her life, doesn’t drive yet, rents a room in a house.

[YorkDon]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Pipe down slaphead.  This is creepy YD's thread, don't try and make it about you.

How am I creepy you gype? 

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, YorkDon said:

They may be reasonably close in age but my daughter is a really young 28.Young bird has a house, and a career, car etc, daughter still doesn’t know what she wants to do with her life, doesn’t drive yet, rents a room in a house.

Bit old for @Poodlerotherwise I could see a handy arrangement in the offering.

[YorkDon]

3 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

I'm bald and rich like fridge, 

Love Young Rascals

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

How am I creepy you gype? 

I think it's fairly obvious.  Cradle snatcher.

4 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

They may be reasonably close in age but my daughter is a really young 28.Young bird has a house, and a career, car etc, daughter still doesn’t know what she wants to do with her life, doesn’t drive yet, rents a room in a house.

Any chance of her number and to do her UTA?

If not that's fine. UTV will be OK.

Thanks in advance.

[Parklife]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I suspect YD’s fiancé’s well wishing messages are along the lines of ‘Awww, you’ll be a gorgeous bride” and  “ So happy for you babe xXXx”

They're probably more asking her why she's marrying an OAP. 

[YorkDon]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I think it's fairly obvious.  Cradle snatcher.

DF only pulls birds his own age or older.

[YorkDon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I suspect YD’s fiancé’s well wishing messages are along the lines of ‘Awww, you’ll be a gorgeous bride” and  “ So happy for you babe xXXx”

Meanwhile YD has messages telling him he’s a stupid cunt for getting married and others asking if they can take his daughter up the arse. 

On the contrary, they are mainly along  the lines of how did you pull a fit bird 17 years younger than you, you old dog.

 

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

They're probably more asking her why she's marrying an OAP. 

Fairly certain I canna draw my state pension for another 20 years.Try harder ffs.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

DF only pulls birds his own age or older.

Don't be telling your daughter that please.

Thank you.

[YorkDon]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Muff diver? 

In your misogynistic imagination she would be.

[YorkDon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not on here they’re not.😂

I expected nothing less 🤣

 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

 

 

Fairly certain I canna draw my state pension for another 20 years.Try harder ffs.

That dementia of yours means there's not much you can be certain of. 

[YorkDon]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

That dementia of yours means there's not much you can be certain of. 

Pretty soon I’ll be out and about regaling folks about how I married a much younger woman with an arse that could crack walnuts but i’m sat crying cos I can’t remember where I live etc…

[Arabian Knight]

whin aws sed n done yer a cradlecnetcher..y dis shi want ye? how dae ye look it yerael in eh meerir

[Simply Red]

13 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

On the contrary, they are mainly along  the lines of how did you pull a fit bird 17 years younger than you, you old dog.

You must be minted YD

Thats the only reason a lassie is with a guy 17yrs her senior. Unless shes a monstrosity. 

Have you promised that you’ll get her a part on Emmerdale? That could also be her motivation. 

In ten years time shes 43, youre 60, shes still wanting pumped. Not from an oap tho. 

edit to add: she’ll be wanting pumped by whoever yir daughter ends up with - someone her own age

[YorkDon]

6 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

You must be minted YD

Thats the only reason a lassie is with a guy 17yrs her senior. Unless shes a monstrosity. 

Have you promised that you’ll get her a part on Emmerdale? That could also be her motivation. 

In ten years time shes 43, youre 60, shes still wanting pumped. Not from an oap tho. 
 

 

 

Sometimes folk just connect SR min.

 I’m nae minted, and she’s nae a monstrosity-very far from it.

When we met I had no thoughts on acting etc, and she pursued me.Her kink is obviously handsome older fellas that don’t look their age.

We just click, end of.

Obviously I’m getting the better end of the deal cos I can retire early whilst she keeps working, and she’s wiping my arse when I canna do it for myself.