Brand New Lorus Watch (For Sale)

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Should be a ban for that, probably stolen goods too.

Fucking clipe.

The watch is a bona fide commodity of legitimate timepiecery. 

Considering the price you charge your guests at your hotel for staying a night, you've a fucking brass neck implying I'm ripping off fellow hatters and AFC supporters.

 

[sigh]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wonderwall on the bagpipes, holy fuck. 

you no heard of Red Hot Chili Pipers

[Redforever86]

27 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fucking clipe.

The watch is a bona fide commodity of legitimate timepiecery. 

Considering the price you charge your guests at your hotel for staying a night, you've a fucking brass neck implying I'm ripping off fellow hatters and AFC supporters.

 

Was just a wee joke MAD. 

[Fridge]

29 minutes ago, sigh said:

you no heard of Red Hot Chili Pipers

They are shite, I am however a twice world champion.

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

They are shite, I am however a twice world champion.

Big fan of your work. 

[sigh]

11 minutes ago, Fridge said:

They are shite, I am however a twice world champion.

At what?

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Big fan of your work. 

Forgot about that genius shite. 
 

Still nae seen or heard about the neep for ages.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, sigh said:

At what?

Piping

[sigh]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Piping

You sure its no BJ's - actions the same is it no?

Are you good on the chanter then?

Fair play to you, a double world champion, a millionaire and a serial bedder of barmaids to boot - you are a ledge

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

24 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Was just a wee joke MAD. 

Good lad.👍😄

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, sigh said:

You sure its no BJ's - actions the same is it no?

Are you good on the chanter then?

Fair play to you, a double world champion, a millionaire and a serial bedder of barmaids to boot - you are a ledge

Thanks

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Of course. Fucked if I’m scrapping at my age, would just get some of the nut jobs in Aberdeen to take him out.

But I don’t have any problem with him so no need.

Chicken shit.

[shut up meg]

5 hours ago, Parklife said:

You brought it up AGAIN today. All I've done is point out you're talking shit. 

STFU and stop talking shit and we'll stop having this boring as fuck discourse. 

 

5 hours ago, Fridge said:

Of course. Fucked if I’m scrapping at my age, would just get some of the nut jobs in Aberdeen to take him out.

But I don’t have any problem with him so no need.

 

[Reed or deed]

19 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye, fucking awful. Think it was after reading that when I started to think about depression differently.

My pal was a train enthusiast and when he decided to end it all he decided to go the same way. He loved trains and when the day came he was chuffed to bits. 

😂

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you have a bit of a short fuse, Maddington? 

Aye min, unfortunately. It's down to the size of a burnt down candle wick.

[ericblack4boss]

On 9/4/2023 at 7:38 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Used to love getting them review books for Christmas in the 1980s/early 90s. 

Bloody good reads, EB4B min.

A pal of mine sold me a few of the AFC books I have (one signed by Charlie Nicholas) along with a couple of AFC VHS tapes, so that he had enough money for a bit of hash and some recreational pharmaceuticals.

A great deal all round.👍

Ive been told that a complete collection league reviews would easily be worth £200, took me till about 3 yrs ago to finally get the missing ones.

Ive now got every edition of Nutmeg , hoping they will be worth something in years to come

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Aye min, unfortunately. It's down to the size of a burnt down candle wick.

Enough about your cock 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Ive been told that a complete collection league reviews would easily be worth £200, took me till about 3 yrs ago to finally get the missing ones.

Ive now got every edition of Nutmeg , hoping they will be worth something in years to come

You sound incredibly boring.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Ive been told that a complete collection league reviews would easily be worth £200, took me till about 3 yrs ago to finally get the missing ones

Did you find them in bushes?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Ive been told that a complete collection league reviews would easily be worth £200, took me till about 3 yrs ago to finally get the missing ones.

Ive now got every edition of Nutmeg , hoping they will be worth something in years to come

I'm sure they will be min. There are always active collectors of sports memorabilia.

Speaking about your annual Scottish Football review books, I had a box jam-packed of AFC programmes (from home, away, and abroad matches I attended, plus programmes from the 6Os and 70s and the Panathinaikos away programme tgat had been given to me) which I put up in my former house's loft in May 2019 to clear space in a room.

The fucking council a month later had advised us, by letter, asbestos had been discovered in the lofts of houses like the one I stayed in at the time. Within days of the notification, a contractor put padlocks on the loft hatch, preventing me from going into the attic. No opportunity was given to retrieve anything of value or what you wished to keep.

2 and a half years later (!) the contractors came back to decontaminate the loft of asbestos but anything that was stored up there deemed to be contaminated (my programmes boxed was well sealed) would be dumped.

When we returned to the hoose after being decanted whilst they carried out their work, I discovered they had disposed of my programmes. Fucking wankers!🤬

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 hours ago, Poodler said:

Enough about your cock 

😄😄. My flaccid cock is roughly the same size as a burnt down candle wick the older I get.😄

[zeroisgod76]

Had a Rolex that my dad bought me for my 30th when he was living in Dubai. Kept in its box and barely ever worn until i decided one night to wear it for a night out in town. Got bleezing and woke up the next morning with no sign of it, no recollection at all of not having it on my wrist at any point of the night. Retraced my route back into town, went into every place i could remember drinking but no sign of it. Reported it to the police but 15 years later its never turned up. My most expensive drunken mistake. 

[For Fecks Sake]

19 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Had a Rolex that my dad bought me for my 30th when he was living in Dubai. Kept in its box and barely ever worn until i decided one night to wear it for a night out in town. Got bleezing and woke up the next morning with no sign of it, no recollection at all of not having it on my wrist at any point of the night. Retraced my route back into town, went into every place i could remember drinking but no sign of it. Reported it to the police but 15 years later its never turned up. My most expensive drunken mistake. 

Not heard of insurance?

[Joe pike]

30 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Had a Rolex that my dad bought me for my 30th when he was living in Dubai. Kept in its box and barely ever worn until i decided one night to wear it for a night out in town. Got bleezing and woke up the next morning with no sign of it, no recollection at all of not having it on my wrist at any point of the night. Retraced my route back into town, went into every place i could remember drinking but no sign of it. Reported it to the police but 15 years later its never turned up. My most expensive drunken mistake. 

Dubai - Definitely a fake.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Had a Rolex that my dad bought me for my 30th when he was living in Dubai. Kept in its box and barely ever worn until i decided one night to wear it for a night out in town. Got bleezing and woke up the next morning with no sign of it, no recollection at all of not having it on my wrist at any point of the night. Retraced my route back into town, went into every place i could remember drinking but no sign of it. Reported it to the police but 15 years later its never turned up. My most expensive drunken mistake. 

"Rolex"

"Dubai" 

 

LOL

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s the point in having a nice watch and not wearing it ? 

Have you not been paying attention.  As a smart investment.

[zeroisgod76]

49 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Dubai - Definitely a fake.

 

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

"Rolex"

"Dubai" 

 

LOL

I know, i know... but this one was a genuine Rolex. Full receipt of purchase from Rolex store, certificate of authenticity, serial number etc which was all given to the police at the time but has never been traced. Never been resold (officially). God knows who has it or what happened to it.

[Bluto10]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s the point in having a nice watch and not wearing it ? 

what’s the point in a watch?

[Parklife]

34 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

 

I know, i know... but this one was a genuine Rolex. Full receipt of purchase from Rolex store, certificate of authenticity, serial number etc which was all given to the police at the time but has never been traced. Never been resold (officially). God knows who has it or what happened to it.

I just meant having a Rolex and going to Dubai is a LOL. 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

what’s the point in a watch?

To tell the time.