Brand New Lorus Watch (For Sale)

[DD1903]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

No

Which was my initial point to mad. 
 

no wonder @Parklife wants to fight you 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, DD1903 said:

Which was my initial point to mad. 
 

no wonder @Parklife wants to fight you 

He'll absolutely smash him. Not a fair fight.

[Bluto10]

[DD1903]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

He'll absolutely smash him. Not a fair fight.

I didn't like to say...but, yes. 

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Looking good B-Man 

Been on a diet?

😎

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, DD1903 said:

Out of interest, when you say 'investment', did you think it was going to increase in value?

No min. It was for when I reached my 70s, that is if I live to then.

Always knowing or being able to tell/know what the time is at any given place or time is good for keeping your brain active and is vital for keeping it going.

[Fridge]

50 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Which was my initial point to mad. 
 

no wonder @Parklife wants to fight you 

I’ll think you’ll find he shat the bed so does not want to fight me.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Any other stuff for sale, MAD? Or would you consider swaps like in ‘Swap Shop’?

Loved Swap Shop with Noel Edmonds and Co. in the early 80s but the watch is purely for sale as skintitis has struck again. Nothing to swap I'm afraid min.

The only asset that I've got left to sell, apart fae the watch, is a sold walnut (proper wood) bookcase stacked full of AFC books, horse racing books, and autobiographies, which is still up at my Mother's house.

Due to the prized possessions of AFC books (including Duncan Shearer's, Bob Crampsey's, Joe Harper's, Alex Ferguson's first ever book "A Light in the North", etc.), it would require a princely sum for me to consider to part with them. 👍

 

[ericblack4boss]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Loved Swap Shop with Noel Edmonds and Co. in the early 80s but the watch is purely for sale as skintitis has struck again. Nothing to swap I'm afraid min.

The only asset that I've got left to sell, apart fae the watch, is a sold walnut (proper wood) bookcase stacked full of AFC books, horse racing books, and autobiographies, which is still up at my Mother's house.

Due to the prized possessions of AFC books (including Duncan Shearer's, Bob Crampsey's, Joe Harper's, Alex Ferguson's first ever book "A Light in the North", etc.), it would require a princely sum for me to consider to part with them. 👍

 

Ive all those books, plus my prized collection of every edition of the Scottish football league review from 1981 onwards

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Ive all those books, plus my prized collection of every edition of the Scottish football league review from 1981 onwards

Used to love getting them review books for Christmas in the 1980s/early 90s. 

Bloody good reads, EB4B min.

A pal of mine sold me a few of the AFC books I have (one signed by Charlie Nicholas) along with a couple of AFC VHS tapes, so that he had enough money for a bit of hash and some recreational pharmaceuticals.

A great deal all round.👍

[DD1903]

39 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No min. It was for when I reached my 70s, that is if I live to then.

Always knowing or being able to tell/know what the time is at any given place or time is good for keeping your brain active and is vital for keeping it going.

Are you close to your 70s? Didn't think you were that age tbh

[DD1903]

37 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’ll think you’ll find he shat the bed so does not want to fight me.

Not how I remember it

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, DD1903 said:

Are you close to your 70s? Didn't think you were that age tbh

I'm nae loon. Was thinking ahead for when I'm formally retired.😉

[Studebaker-90]

If you’re selling a wardrobe then let me know 

[DD1903]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

DD in failing to understand that you dont actually have to be near 70 just now to eventually be 70 one day.

Yep that's it. And not the fact I don't think that watch will last more than 5 years...

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Haha what was that all about again ? Didn’t Parkie challenge you or something? 

It was all a bit out of proportion. Parkoid said I’ll fight you and then I said fair enough where and then he massively backtracked 

I can’t even remember what it was about

Pure shite from both of us I’m sure

[milne_afc]

Just now, Fridge said:

It was all a bit out of proportion. Parkoid said I’ll fight you and then I said fair enough where and then he massively backtracked 

I can’t even remember what it was about

Pure shite from both of us I’m sure

Haha, that’s not what happened.

[manboobs109]

I bet @Parkliferegrets taking a shot at big Fridgo now.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

If you’re selling a wardrobe then let me know 

The wardrobe (and chest of drawers) I currently use was bought second-hand on Gumtree fae a lad who stays in Countesswells a few years back, delivered by Speedy Hire for £75 plus VAT to my then hoose in Fraserburgh. 

A very good deal.👍

It's for sale inoo loon.

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I bet @Parkliferegrets taking a shot at big Fridgo now.

I would have just turned up with the Mcallisters, nae point in fucking about in these situations incase Parko is some some sort of mentalist.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Yep that's it. And not the fact I don't think that watch will last more than 5 years...

Fuck off, you cheeky bastard. The watch was bought from a bona fide jeweller that has been on the go well before I was conceived in late 1977.

The best Christmas present my parents ever had (aye right😄).

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you not find that most football autobiographies are utterly dull?  Ive only ever really enjoyed two ; Tony Cascarino’s is good and Paul McGrath’s is the finest by far. 
Best biography I’ve read was Robert Enke’s. 

Poor bastard. What a way to die, albeit by choice.

[Redforever86]

Parky was one of the original 14 members of blazing squad, wouldn’t fuck with him and his hommies. 

[maryhilldon]

You'd need to live to about 150 for that £50 watch to have any appreciable value.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

I’ll think you’ll find he shat the bed so does not want to fight me.

 

43 minutes ago, Fridge said:

It was all a bit out of proportion. Parkoid said I’ll fight you and then I said fair enough where and then he massively backtracked 

I can’t even remember what it was about

Pure shite from both of us I’m sure

Less than 24 hours after your last dose of lies about me, you're back telling the same ones again. What is your problem? Other than being a total dipshit, that is  

Thankfully everyone who's not a total thicko sees you as being utterly full of shit. 

41 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Haha, that’s not what happened.

He's an absolute fucking simpleton. 

[Fridge]

Just now, Parklife said:

 

Less than 24 hours after your last dose of lies about me, you're back telling the same ones again. What is your problem? Other than being a total dipshit, that is  

Thankfully everyone who's not a total thicko sees you as being utterly full of shit. 

He's an absolute fucking simpleton. 

Millionaire nae living in Falkirk though so every cloud

[manboobs109]

I reckon Fridge has told this story on every thread on the pub.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I reckon Fridge has told this story on every thread on the pub.

He's absolutely desperate for attention from strangers online. A very bizarre wee laddie. 

[Studebaker-90]

45 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The wardrobe (and chest of drawers) I currently use was bought second-hand on Gumtree fae a lad who stays in Countesswells a few years back, delivered by Speedy Hire for £75 plus VAT to my then hoose in Fraserburgh. 

A very good deal.👍

It's for sale inoo loon.

Pics?

[manboobs109]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

He's absolutely desperate for attention from strangers online. A very bizarre wee laddie. 

You shouldn't have bottled it then.