JumboJET Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 I walked into a well known Aberdeen nuclear (nuclear sub = pub) the other day. After ordering my cold pint, I realised that Jodie Foster was being gang raped on the pinball machine by three teuchter mealers. I then looked to my right and saw a woman grinding on 4na4Lpr0bE666 (who was wearing a kilt). No comments or judgements made. Just what I observed. These things happen daily. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 42 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said: Yeh. We have reached, in chess parlance, Check Mate, in my favour. I'll stop toying with him / her / they now. If you genuinely believe that, then you're a very special boy indeed. You've made such a cunt of yourself that your only resort was to completely make up nonsense and claim that it was my "logic". Now you're running away. You keep on running and you keep on belittling sexual offences though. Hopefully that monstrous subject never darkens the door of your family. 1 2 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, JumboJET said: I walked into a well known Aberdeen nuclear (nuclear sub = pub) the other day. After ordering my cold pint, I realised that Jodie Foster was being gang raped on the pinball machine by three teuchter mealers. I then looked to my right and saw a woman grinding on 4na4Lpr0bE666 (who was wearing a kilt). No comments or judgements made. Just what I observed. These things happen daily. Her performance in The Accused is arguably Jodie Foster's best. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 52 minutes ago, Roberto said: Had a belter of a jam yum yum from Spar Westhill on Monday. Unreal. I had an iced yum yum the other day, kindly bought by my sister, and it certainly never disappointed. First one for ages. 22p for a yum yum fae the school canteen when I was at Fraserburgh Academy (1990 to 1995). 22p truly well spent. Fuck knows the price of them nowadays mind. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: A good few balls potted in her pocket, in that Aye, there was that min. JF was fantastic in the movie. Based on a true story by all accounts. Fuck knows whose though.🤔 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Which ex Liverpool goalie did the music for that film ? Mike Hooper? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Mike Hooper? My favorite species of swan. Often see them at Corby Loch. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Has you seen Mike Hunt? No desire to. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I had an iced yum yum the other day, kindly bought by my sister, and it certainly never disappointed. First one for ages. 22p for a yum yum fae the school canteen when I was at Fraserburgh Academy (1990 to 1995). 22p truly well spent. Fuck knows the price of them nowadays mind. Pics of your sister? 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 26 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Pics of your sister? What MAD sees. 5 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Fuckin hell. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Pics of your sister? That'll be shining bright. She is married to a fellow respected poster on here, so a double fuck off to you min.😄 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Which ex Liverpool goalie did the music for that film ? Brucie Grobbelar Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 14 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: That'll be shining bright. She is married to a fellow respected poster on here, so a double fuck off to you min.😄 Are any of the posters on here respected (apart fae Buc)? Bunch o' fuckin tosspots imo😂 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: AK? https://youtu.be/7XMW6Z_Oq38?si=K1hiFfDus71TSnEs 👍 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Are any of the posters on here respected (apart fae Buc)? Bunch o' fuckin tosspots imo😂 Collectively min, they're a good bunch.😉 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: What MAD sees. Ha ha. That's exactly how it is without my contact lenses in min. Even with a contact lens in my left eye, that's more or less what it's like. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Collectively min, they're a good bunch.😉 I'm sure in real life, like me, some are toppers. However, seein' as it's very unlikely I'll ever meet any of them they can nibble my dribble 😂😂 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Which ex Liverpool goalie did the music for that film ? Van Ge Lis? Dutch goalkeeper who played one game for Liverpool during the 1970s. Link to comment
Roberto Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Van Ge Lis? Dutch goalkeeper who played one game for Liverpool during the 1970s. Clue... American. Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted September 20, 2023 Author Share Posted September 20, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66851698 That's more to do with companies not wanting their product/services associated with Brand. I'm of the mind that making money off YT adverts on an anti-corporation/elites channel like Brand's just illustrates his larping, bullshitting persona and mindset. A truly anarchistic channel would not be monetized. You don't get to pick which ads are placed in your video, it could be Nestlé, Coca-Cola, VISA, any number of vile corporations and Brand claims to despise vile corporations, bangs on about them all the time. Nah, he lives in a splendiferous London mansion for fuck's sake, owns a pub despite being a recovering alcoholic and heroin addict who works hard helping other addicts. I actually doubt that much will come of this, unless credible people come forward with damning evidence. In a way, I feel sorry for Brand, he had a tough, strange life as a teenager, early adulthood, being a heroin addict, etc, but there is another side of him that is just a a total dick, a selfish, unfunny, hacky comedian, shit actor (thanks for that pointless, clunky remake of Arthur, cunt) and lazy parroter of the research of others, which helps him coin in the money, which as I have said, is generated via slimeball corporations. He's a hypocrite. I get what he is doing, ie. "liberating humanity" but the way he goes about it doesn't impress me. He's not the radical revolutionary rebel he sees himself as and that phantom just evaporated. Anyway, that's enough about Russell Brand. He'll need to get a haircut, btw. When accused of rape, you can't be rocking the, "Rockgod/Manson/Koresh" look, can ye? I wish him well, as Trump said of Ghislaine Maxwell... Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 19 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66851698 That's more to do with companies not wanting their product/services associated with Brand. I'm of the mind that making money off YT adverts on an anti-corporation/elites channel like Brand's just illustrates his larping, bullshitting persona and mindset. A truly anarchistic channel would not be monetized. You don't get to pick which ads are placed in your video, it could be Nestlé, Coca-Cola, VISA, any number of vile corporations and Brand claims to despise vile corporations, bangs on about them all the time. Nah, he lives in a splendiferous London mansion for fuck's sake, owns a pub despite being a recovering alcoholic and heroin addict who works hard helping other addicts. I actually doubt that much will come of this, unless credible people come forward with damning evidence. In a way, I feel sorry for Brand, he had a tough, strange life as a teenager, early adulthood, being a heroin addict, etc, but there is another side of him that is just a a total dick, a selfish, unfunny, hacky comedian, shit actor (thanks for that pointless, clunky remake of Arthur, cunt) and lazy parroter of the research of others, which helps him coin in the money, which as I have said, is generated via slimeball corporations. He's a hypocrite. I get what he is doing, ie. "liberating humanity" but the way he goes about it doesn't impress me. He's not the radical revolutionary rebel he sees himself as and that phantom just evaporated. Anyway, that's enough about Russell Brand. He'll need to get a haircut, btw. When accused of rape, you can't be rocking the, "Rockgod/Manson/Koresh" look, can ye? I wish him well, as Trump said of Ghislaine Maxwell... Lazy parroter of the research of others lol he’s a social commentator, that’s his job Link to comment
Roberto Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Roberto has googled it 😜 True Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Roberto said: Clue... American. @Sooper-hanz Brad Jones or Brad Friedel?🤔 Link to comment
Roberto Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: @Sooper-hanz Brad Jones or Brad Friedel?🤔 Jones was Australian. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: Jones was Australian. Fair doos min. I was hedging my bets with him as I wasn't entirely sure if he was American or an Antipodean. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: 👍😎 The boy that did compose the music for The Accused would've been good as a campaigner for Band Aid with a surname like that. Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted September 20, 2023 Author Share Posted September 20, 2023 Fuck me, I forgot about this rambling word-salad mongfest... Paxman was close to throttling the cunt. I'm still laughing at the online outrage over Brand being demonetized from corporate elite behemoth, YouTube (owned by Google) as if that is the worst of the consequences, Brand no longer getting money from corporations via YouTube clickies by his anti-elite gimpy fans. Lick my balls, pseudo-anarchists! 😂 2 Link to comment
Roberto Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 42 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said: Fuck me, I forgot about this rambling word-salad mongfest... Makes some great points I stand with in amongst meh. I remember this at the time. Voting is pointless. I don't vote, ridiculous notion. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 3 hours ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66851698 That's more to do with companies not wanting their product/services associated with Brand. I'm of the mind that making money off YT adverts on an anti-corporation/elites channel like Brand's just illustrates his larping, bullshitting persona and mindset. A truly anarchistic channel would not be monetized. You don't get to pick which ads are placed in your video, it could be Nestlé, Coca-Cola, VISA, any number of vile corporations and Brand claims to despise vile corporations, bangs on about them all the time. Nah, he lives in a splendiferous London mansion for fuck's sake, owns a pub despite being a recovering alcoholic and heroin addict who works hard helping other addicts. I actually doubt that much will come of this, unless credible people come forward with damning evidence. In a way, I feel sorry for Brand, he had a tough, strange life as a teenager, early adulthood, being a heroin addict, etc, but there is another side of him that is just a a total dick, a selfish, unfunny, hacky comedian, shit actor (thanks for that pointless, clunky remake of Arthur, cunt) and lazy parroter of the research of others, which helps him coin in the money, which as I have said, is generated via slimeball corporations. He's a hypocrite. I get what he is doing, ie. "liberating humanity" but the way he goes about it doesn't impress me. He's not the radical revolutionary rebel he sees himself as and that phantom just evaporated. Anyway, that's enough about Russell Brand. He'll need to get a haircut, btw. When accused of rape, you can't be rocking the, "Rockgod/Manson/Koresh" look, can ye? I wish him well, as Trump said of Ghislaine Maxwell... Was he really a heroin addict? Doesn’t look like any smack heid I know. He’s got a full set of teeth for starters. Link to comment
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