"Ick" List

[Simply Red]

‘Excuse me mate’ to a couple of butch lesbians to get past them in the Stag bar on 2 separate occasions. Thought they were bloody blokes. 

 

[Poodler]

5 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

‘Excuse me mate’ to a couple of butch lesbians to get past them in the Stag bar on 2 separate occasions. Thought they were bloody blokes. 

 

How is your mum anyway?

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Anyone here ever been told off for using a wrong pronoun? 
 

genuinely never seen it happen. Never really around those sorts of people (intentionally).

Will always say ‘morning ladies’ when oot at the beach etc (to ladies) and waiting for the day someone bites back in anger 

All that she/her shite pisses me off. Eh ken you’re a burd, eh have letched at your bosom and arse

[chief_wiggum]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

All that she/her shite pisses me off. Eh ken you’re a burd, eh have letched at your bosom and arse

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

All that she/her shite pisses me off. Eh ken you’re a burd, eh have letched at your bosom and arse

You letched off your wife to be allowed in to Australia. 

Fucking loser. 

[Dad]

Mrs Brian, taking one for Team: World

 

A top lassie 

[JumboJET]

2 hours ago, Simply Red said:

‘Excuse me mate’ to a couple of butch lesbians to get past them in the Stag bar on 2 separate occasions. Thought they were bloody blokes. 

 

I once dropped a "cheers mate" to a butch lesbo delivery driver.

It gave me a dirty look and left with a barely audible grunt.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, JumboJET said:

I once dropped a "cheers mate" to a butch lesbo delivery driver.

It gave me a dirty look and left with a barely audible grunt.

That's like the last time I phoned Sky TV. Spoke to an effeminate person (the 4th person I conversed with during the same call) who called themselves Christopher.

When I phoned back Sky the following day, I was asked to describe who I spoke to the previous day. I was thoughtfully honest and told it as it was heard by my lugs.

Eventually gained £50 compo for the pain😄 and inconvenience caused by having no access to subscribed-for TV services for 9 days.

[Ke1t]

7 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

My pal's wife takes great delight in "correcting" nouns and pronouns mid conversation. Interrupts any and every discussion to tell off the person for saying he, she or they in the "incorrect" manner. If you dare use the terms girls, lassies, females or women in a way she doesn't like then she will let you know about it. She even does it with her own family, interrupting her own dad if she feels his pronouns or collective nouns are incorrect.

I think it's a control and elitist thing.

She's also a teacher. 

100% controlling behaviour. 

And if you push back against it she'll despise you, because there's nothing those types hate more than someone who doesn't cave to their demands. 

One of the wife's mate's husbands was like that. Constantly telling people what they should and shouldn't be doing. I'd laugh at his shit all the time. 

Does she also have an overwhelming need to be the most important person in the room at all times?

 

 

 

[Bluto10]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

You letched off your wife to be allowed in to Australia. 

Fucking loser. 

the word is leeched, parklife.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

the word is leeched, parklife.

I know, Emily. I know. 

That didn't fucking work though. 

Back to the utility rim with you. 

[maryhilldon]

Huge tranny in my work (tranny's always seem to be built like rugby players) took the hump when one of the chefs called him sir. He claimed he calls everyone sir, im not sure that's true though.

[Howard Marks]

14 hours ago, Ke1t said:

100% controlling behaviour. 

And if you push back against it she'll despise you, because there's nothing those types hate more than someone who doesn't cave to their demands. 

One of the wife's mate's husbands was like that. Constantly telling people what they should and shouldn't be doing. I'd laugh at his shit all the time. 

Does she also have an overwhelming need to be the most important person in the room at all times?

 

 

 

Most controlling person in the room? Yes, I would say so. I've known a few woman teachers over the years and although the traits range from mild to extreme, they all seem to have that self righteous never off the clock attitude, treating those around them as if they are school pupils. In this particular case, the correcting of people's language is particularly grating. Apparently I am "controversial" in what I say around her. Given that I am a fairly polite well spoken chap most of the time, I am not sure exactly what is controversial. She had a go at her husband for using the term "female" last time I was up.

[Simply Red]

^^^
Tell her/it to grow the fuck up

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

^^^
Tell her/it to grow the fuck up

A simple back-hander across the face would suffice.

[Ke1t]

8 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Most controlling person in the room? Yes, I would say so. I've known a few woman teachers over the years and although the traits range from mild to extreme, they all seem to have that self righteous never off the clock attitude, treating those around them as if they are school pupils. In this particular case, the correcting of people's language is particularly grating. Apparently I am "controversial" in what I say around her. Given that I am a fairly polite well spoken chap most of the time, I am not sure exactly what is controversial. She had a go at her husband for using the term "female" last time I was up.

Your mate needs to toughen up a bit, I think. I know you have to pick and choose your battles, but there are times when you need to tell the wife to shut her fucking mouth... and her having a go at you in public, in front of your friends no less, would be the ideal time to exercise that. Maybe pull out the Big C just to establish the seriousness with which you take this situation. Berating your partner in public... the fuck outta here with that. 

7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A simple back-hander across the face would suffice.

It's what Sean Connery would have done. 

I'd beat her verbally, rather than physically, though. The 'A woman occasionally needs a slap" philosophy is no longer a valid solution to the Uppity Bitch problem. 

Unless she pulls a lady-punch out of the bag... then it's self defence. 

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Your mate needs to toughen up a bit, I think. I know you have to pick and choose your battles, but there are times when you need to tell the wife to shut her fucking mouth... and her having a go at you in public, in front of your friends no less, would be the ideal time to exercise that. Maybe pull out the Big C just to establish the seriousness with which you take this situation. Berating your partner in public... the fuck outta here with that. 

It's what Sean Connery would have done. 

I'd beat her verbally, rather than physically, though. The 'A woman occasionally needs a slap" philosophy is no longer a valid solution to the Uppity Bitch problem. 

Unless she pulls a lady-punch out of the bag... then it's self defence. 

The man sounds like a little hen-pecked bender to be honest.  Getting berated by his missus in front of their friends.

Probably let's her peg him up the arse too.

A real shame how some men are now.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

The man sounds like a little hen-pecked bender to be honest.  Getting berated by his missus in front of their friends.

Probably let's her peg him up the arse too.

A real shame how some men are now.

You’re really lucky you’re so macho, you have to drink white wine to tone it down. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

You’re really lucky you’re so macho, you have to drink white wine to tone it down. 

Don't you know it sunshine.

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Don't you know it sunshine.

Aww don’t.

 

 

 

you fucking creep

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

Aww don’t.

 

 

 

you fucking creep

Thank you very much for the compliment.

[Ke1t]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

The man sounds like a little hen-pecked bender to be honest.  Getting berated by his missus in front of their friends.

Probably let's her peg him up the arse too.

A real shame how some men are now.

This is a real bugbear of mine... when I see someone have a go at their partner in a public setting. 

There's a couple we've gone on holiday with.. well, they're not a couple now, unsurprisingly... who would have brutal stand up (verbal) fights in the street, behaving no better than Huns or minks.  Me the wife and kid are enjoying a lovely holiday ice cream on the beach, meanwhile they're over there screaming at each other like one of them caught the other shagging one of the neighbours. Which, as it transpired... 

 

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

This is a real bugbear of mine... when I see someone have a go at their partner in a public setting. 

There's a couple we've gone on holiday with.. well, they're not a couple now, unsurprisingly... who would have brutal stand up (verbal) fights in the street, behaving no better than Huns or minks.  Me the wife and kid are enjoying a lovely holiday ice cream on the beach, meanwhile they're over there screaming at each other like one of them caught the other shagging one of the neighbours. Which, as it transpired... 

 

Absolutely, totally unbecoming behaviour.  Show a little decorum.  Have that argument in the confides of your own home.

Guaranteed this couple are all over social media with gushing posts about each other.

Anyway, back on track - you got a number for the now single woman?

[Parklife]

59 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

The man sounds like a little hen-pecked bender to be honest.  Getting berated by his missus in front of their friends.

Probably let's her peg him up the arse too.

A real shame how some men are now.

Some even move half-way around the world because their missus tells them to...

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Some even move half-way around the world because their missus tells them too...

Who the hell would do that.

Surely not an alpha male?

[Arabian Knight]

blutos wife wis english n thi live in her faithers auld gaff in delft efter the goon burnt ez bridges in scotland..estrangd fae ez parents 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Arabian Knight said:

blutos wife wis english n thi live in her faithers auld gaff in delft efter the goon burnt ez bridges in scotland..estrangd fae ez parents 

Wit diz ez mither liket like AK min?

[Arabian Knight]

fat hing..slob wi rosy cheeks n a fanny liket an auld arbroath smoky..cunt wis a chip aff eh auld block fir ez looks..ez faither creckd eh whip n made him a swot geek..ellons loneliest man till william beggs turnt up..