Parklife Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 8 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Share your favourites here. That second place has the right idea. Adult only restaurants should be a thing. Nothing worse (@Hanz) than going out for dinner and there's screaming kids ruining the ambience of the place. 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 minute ago, JumboJET said: Which pub is this? .........Asking for a Tim friend 2 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Love these reviews! Currently looking at hotels for the Easter break and guaranteed while 99.9% of reviews are 5* ratings you ALWAYS get that one person who gives it a 1* rating stating that it was "The worst hotel EVER" for some reason or another. Think we all know where the real problem lies! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Love these reviews! Currently looking at hotels for the Easter break and guaranteed while 99.9% of reviews are 5* ratings you ALWAYS get that one person who gives it a 1* rating stating that it was "The worst hotel EVER" for some reason or another. Think we all know where the real problem lies! The 1 star review amongst all the 5 star reviews will sometimes be a good indicator of how good the place actually is. Example A. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 15 minutes ago, The Boofon said: The 1 star review amongst all the 5 star reviews will sometimes be a good indicator of how good the place actually is. Example A. Friend of mine's wife works in a local popular country hotel and he says that the amount of folk who try to blag a free weekend by stating that they are "top social media influencers" and how they will promote the hotel favourably to their followers if they are allowed to stay for free is unreal. They are always politely told to fuck off. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Might have been a man of violence 🤔 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Might have been a man of violence 🤔 I'd have loved the MOV to get his hands on you Brizo. (Not in a gay way before you pull out your usual joke) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 16 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'd have loved the MOV to get his hands on you Brizo. (Not in a gay way before you pull out your usual joke) As long as eh removed any stepladders from the vicinity eh would be fine. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: As long as eh removed any stepladders from the vicinity eh would be fine. What about when you were shagging and horizontal? Ah OK correct, never mind. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 cunts seethin e nivir made eh grade fir epsteens island Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Can’t be bothered finding it but an old review for Paco’s Taco’s (run out of the Gaslamp); someone left a bad review saying ‘they wouldn’t even give it to their dog’ the owner (an old associate of mine) replied ‘if you consider giving your dog Mexican food then that says more about you than it does about us’ An enjoyable exchange for us snide regulars at the time 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 The owner at Cafe 52 got into an online spat with some women who left a poor review and basically got her to admit she was pished and in the wrong! Link to comment
Dandie1992 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Anyone got the review someone left of an Indian in Aberdeen - tells the story of the Indian delivery wifie locking herself in his bathroom, placing a long distance call to India on his phone before scarpering out his window? The climax of the story involves him cutting the phone line and her screaming "Potato? POTATO!?" before pinging his phone off the wall. A humorous classic which I've been looking for again for years. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, Dandie1992 said: Anyone got the review someone left of an Indian in Aberdeen - tells the story of the Indian delivery wifie locking herself in his bathroom, placing a long distance call to India on his phone before scarpering out his window? The climax of the story involves him cutting the phone line and her screaming "Potato? POTATO!?" before pinging his phone off the wall. A humorous classic which I've been looking for again for years. Are you on drugs? Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 53 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Are you on drugs? You offering? Link to comment
Dandie1992 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 54 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Are you on drugs? Not this early on a Friday, no... Which is unfortunate because I'm in the office today and doing the boring shit I fucked off until after Christmas. Must of been like 15 year ago that review was going around. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 20 minutes ago, dave_min said: You offering? PM me bbz Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 The best one I saw on Google was for "The Avenue", Bishopbriggs - a bar restaurant, mockingly referred to as "The Only Way is Bishopbriggs" due to the clientele. A girl was attending a friends 'do' and was enjoying herself, but her evening was ruined when she went to the toilet and "suddenly stepped on a human shite that someone had casually left lying around" 🤣 She summed up the review by saying she had enjoyed the food etc but "cleaning human shite off her new shoes" was responsible for the low mark 🤣 I also saw a Google review for a hotel in Varanasi, India, right on the River Ganges (at those famous stairs leading down to the River). Some boy was complaining the grounds were over-run by vicious monkeys which would attack patrons and the staff would do fuck all. He went on to describe a desperate battle he and his ageing mother had fought against the monkeys during their stay 🤣 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Some video review about some Chinese out in the sticks with beilin hat soup. More of an anecdote than a review, really. Link to comment
CCB III Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 11 hours ago, Poodler said: Can’t be bothered finding it but an old review for Paco’s Taco’s (run out of the Gaslamp); someone left a bad review saying ‘they wouldn’t even give it to their dog’ the owner (an old associate of mine) replied ‘if you consider giving your dog Mexican food then that says more about you than it does about us’ An enjoyable exchange for us snide regulars at the time I'd ordered from Pacos Tacos a few times, once I realised it was coming out the Gaslamp I felt physically sick. Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Rita’s Fajitas is decent as well. Where's that like? Link to comment
Ramandu Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: There was nice was a lady named Rita, Who lived n the town of Akita, She was hungry one night, And said “ After this shite, Im going to make some fajitas “ Get rid of the last 's', it's an abomination. Otherwise, 6/10. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 On 1/11/2024 at 7:46 PM, Studebaker-90 said: broadsword in Tilly Broadsword was decent late 80s. Aye, you knew there were cunts that would slice you up there if you got on their wrang side, so easy solution. Dinna get on their wrang side. While doing shutdowns at Mugiemoss as sparky roond aboot then, we'd mostly go to the Tower. But now and then Broadsword. Then go back to work blootered and sleep up top o a scaffold to complete the 12 oor shift. Link to comment
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