Is Mayonnaise a Sauce?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

stick in min 💣👍

Cheers loon.👍

[dave_min]

Is there a plant based alternative?

[sigh]

Just now, dave_min said:

Is there a plant based alternative?

Aloe Vera

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

👍.

I'm a great believer in being thankful for having a roof over my head, access to water, fuel, food, and clothing, when some poor cunts, whether it be voluntarily or involuntarily, don't have these essentials.

Great attitude to have. 

No-one's trying to murder you, you have access to amenities, you have shelter and heat.  Ticking all those boxes is a win. 

If I didn't have responsibilities I'd probably buy a camper and get the fuck out of it. 

Reckon I could survive on a hundred quid a week. 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

27 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Great attitude to have. 

No-one's trying to murder you, you have access to amenities, you have shelter and heat.  Ticking all those boxes is a win. 

If I didn't have responsibilities I'd probably buy a camper and get the fuck out of it. 

Reckon I could survive on a hundred quid a week. 

 

Good and refreshing thinking, Ke1t min. 

Stretching out a hundred quid a week with use of a camper van would be achievable if you knew a nice farmer/rancher who would siphon you some red diesel, gratis.

[Daisy1903]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Question asked on The Chase inoo....

Bradley Walsh: What is the curried part of a Coronation Chicken sandwich?

Contestant: Sauce.

Bradley Walsh: Wrong, it's mayonnaise.

(Fuck off, Walsh, you pedantic cunt.)

Mayonnaise is a sauce (as well as being a condiment) is it not?🤔

Maybe they just felt sauce was too broad an answer as it could then mean tomato, brown, mayo, hollandaise etc.

Think the question is shite.

[elephantstone78]

1 hour ago, sigh said:

Aloe Vera

Jack Duckworth’s favourite greeting. 
RIP. 

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, dave_min said:

Is there a plant based alternative?

Yip. 

Out the end of my parsnip. Bring a jar and i’ll see what i can rustle up.

 

[Red Clive 1995]

When you think about it, the invention of sauce was to the save the hot meat roll, bacon roll, burger, chicken burger, all enhanced with a sauce. 
 

Without the sauce, these foods would be extinct, I’m glad they aren’t. 
 

It’s clever from Heinz and the likes of McDonald’s. 
 

My favourite sauce is ALL of them. 

[milne_afc]

I only have bacon around Xmas and birthdays. I think it’s carcinogenic. I use a wee bit of ketchup to disguise the taste of suicide.

[Red Clive 1995]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ I’ll quite happily have a sauceless cheese burger and definitely a sauceless bacon/sausage bap  

Sauce less bacon roll, but must have butter. ✔️ 
 

Not sure about your cheese burger tbf mate. ❎ 

[Simply Red]

18 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

Sauce less bacon roll, but must have butter. ✔️ 
 

Not sure about your cheese burger tbf mate. ❎ 

Call yourself a real teuchter. Dont make us laugh

[Red Clive 1995]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Call yourself a real teuchter. Dont make us laugh

I’m more mealy than a mealy pudding. 

Put it this way, I used to have skirlie with my ice cream at the mart. 

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

I’m more mealy than a mealy pudding. 

Put it this way, I used to have skirlie with my ice cream at the mart. 

Real teuchters only hae maet wee knife and fork. Nae poofy rolls, nae poofy saace, and definately nae poofy butter.

Skirlie & ice cream is fine if yir a teuchter bairn. 

[JumboJET]

When a waiter at a restaurant / the boozer asks "would you like any sauces with your meal?"... mayo is an acceptable answer.

Ergo incognito sum, mayo is a sauce.

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, milne_afc said:

I only have bacon around Xmas and birthdays. I think it’s carcinogenic. I use a wee bit of ketchup to disguise the taste of suicide.

You disguise the taste with fags 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

You disguise the taste with fags 

Enough about Don fonte 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, Daisy1903 said:

Maybe they just felt sauce was too broad an answer as it could then mean tomato, brown, mayo, hollandaise etc.

Think the question is shite.

Aye, the question was very poor and shouldn't have been asked. It was too ambiguous.

[Howard Marks]

Ridiculous question. Do they have an appeals process? 

[dervish]

On 2/7/2024 at 5:54 PM, milne_afc said:

It’s a garnish. Too thick to be a sauce imho

Gotta step in here. Can't have this. It's between the shit you to do meringue and spunk.

Let's leave it at that. 

[dervish]

Say Garnish again!

[milne_afc]

Jessica Garnish. Available on Arab Grindr