Junior Hoilett

[Scotty_Toronto]

4 hours ago, dave_min said:

I fucking hate Tim Hortons.

I'm one of the few that have actually been to Tim Horton's with Tim Horton.

(Died 50 years ago next week.)

4 hours ago, Woolenrouge said:

Interview on RedTV now. He looks a bit stoned.

Punch drunk from the travel.

3 hours ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Cracking teeth. Cormack will love him.

MT an' aw. Nae gums.

2 hours ago, Broken_Glass said:

Why would you even consider playing Polvara ahead of McGrath and Clarkson? 

Man management possibly.

Warnock said he already apologised to him for the early sub v Well.

[eeps]

57 minutes ago, dave_min said:

What’s his favourite book?

Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

[Tyzo_1903]

34 minutes ago, Millertime said:

You think driver signing is similar to Hoilett?

Seriously?

Similar in that it's a last minute short term deal.

[shooftahmooftah]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Partly Communist but far more Socialist red flags min.👍

If the flags were Anti-Semitic, they would also incorporate the colours of green, white, and black on them.

Ok forget the flags, anti semetic is all through the Labour Party.  

[Millertime]

1 hour ago, davieb said:

Maybe it's Lord of The Rings?

https://www.whoateallthepies.tv/scottish_football/95416/aberdeens-darren-mackie-is-meldrum-primary-schools-reading-champions-except-he-doesnt-read-books.html

I think that was the joke

[Don Fonte]

17 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Ok forget the flags, anti semetic is all through the Labour Party.  

Any negatives?

[Millertime]

21 minutes ago, Tyzo_1903 said:

Similar in that it's a last minute short term deal.

Ah right, well, yeah

[jamiesd]

Welcome aboard. Just put in the crosses and our king will find the net.

 

 

[sooth_stander]

Canadian dude on Red Tinted Glasses said Hoilett only started 2 games for the Whitecaps, albeit they are flying.

Also reckoned that he’ll be desperate to play in this summer’s Copa America, and then the World Cup in 2026, co hosted by the Canadians. So hopefully we’ll have a fully committed player on our hands.

Has been playing RWB, or on the right of a 4-2-3-1. Right footed but can also play on the left wing 

[shooftahmooftah]

32 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Any negatives?

There’s no positives. 

[redone]

6 hours ago, Tord31 said:

Future hall of famer.

How many Dons score on their debut?

Wes Burns

Hans Gillhaus

Adam Rooney

 

I'll wait. 

Keith Edwards

Willo Flood

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Ok forget the flags, anti semetic is all through the Labour Party.  

....and society in general. 

[pittodriepie83]

Warnock saying in his pre matcher that he’s been offered around 30 free agents but hasn’t deemed any (other than Hoilett) any better than the young lads (he referenced Milne) already there. Also said he’s been told McGarry is a decent player so didn’t feel the need to strengthen in that area. Not sure who’s told him that. 

[Crashnyploshnit]

6 hours ago, dave_min said:

I fucking hate Tim Hortons.

Agreed, their coffee sucks.

[fine-n-dandy]

Even half match fit he’s way better than any we’ve had on wing for a while. Better player than Hayes even on form imo

[muttonhumper]

4 hours ago, perthshirered said:

That's fucking awful. It's also incorrect. His Uncle was called Mick. Poor guy never recovered from blowing an 8-1 lead to lose 9-8 to Stephen Hendry in the Benson and Hedges Masters. 

I played against him at Butlins when I was 13.

Potted the last red, black with it, then cleared the colours.

Nae sweat to me.

He may have potted everything else like before that. Hmmm, I possibly had a red and a blue near the start.

Ca fucking mind.

[Dynamo]

25 minutes ago, pittodriepie83 said:

Warnock saying in his pre matcher that he’s been offered around 30 free agents but hasn’t deemed any (other than Hoilett) any better than the young lads (he referenced Milne) already there. Also said he’s been told McGarry is a decent player so didn’t feel the need to strengthen in that area. Not sure who’s told him that. 

Christ. Who told him that? Gunner?

[thurso]

7 hours ago, Tord31 said:

Future hall of famer.

How many Dons score on their debut?

Wes Burns

Hans Gillhaus

Adam Rooney

 

I'll wait. 

Did Stevie may not get 2 on his debut 

[thurso]

7 minutes ago, Dynamo said:

Christ. Who told him that? Gunner?

Same person that told him Morris was. That’s why Morris started on Wednesday and cost us 3 goals 

[elephantstone78]

45 minutes ago, pittodriepie83 said:

Warnock saying in his pre matcher that he’s been offered around 30 free agents but hasn’t deemed any (other than Hoilett) any better than the young lads (he referenced Milne) already there. Also said he’s been told McGarry is a decent player so didn’t feel the need to strengthen in that area. Not sure who’s told him that. 

Possibly McGarry. 

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, thurso said:

Same person that told him Morris was. That’s why Morris started on Wednesday and cost us 3 goals 

I hadn't realised he deflected the ball into the path of Devine for the third. And while that's not entirely his fault, the fact he was behind play because he was slow to react in getting back was entirely his fault. 

Some performance, like. 

 

[G man]

3 hours ago, pittodriepie83 said:

Warnock saying in his pre matcher that he’s been offered around 30 free agents but hasn’t deemed any (other than Hoilett) any better than the young lads (he referenced Milne) already there. Also said he’s been told McGarry is a decent player so didn’t feel the need to strengthen in that area. Not sure who’s told him that. 

Surely there must be a decent goalkeeper on the free agent list?

[Scotty_Toronto]

3 hours ago, Waycross Don said:

He will at least be a good lad with a good attitude if Neil knows him from old.

Its not like there are many options outwith the transfer window - so worth a punt, might even be an inspired signing if close to match fitness.

Welcome onboard Junior - will be rooting for yu to do well for us!

Aye, freshens things up a wee bit.

[alscotoz]

Meh. All the best 

[daytripping]

Fucking 33 year old winger to sort out this shambles, won't end well, will be slower than a week in jail. We've turned into a freak show with a manager who doesn't give a fuck.

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Fucking 33 year old winger to sort out this shambles, won't end well, will be slower than a week in jail. We've turned into a freak show with a manager who doesn't give a fuck.

Can't be any worse than Morris ir Hayes.

Surely.

[Redforever86]

There once was a winger called Hoilett,

Morale, he hoped not to spoil it. 

But his plane had barely landed,

When the armband he was handed,

“Are you with me, they’re all int toilet.”

 

[RUL]

15 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Can't be any worse than Morris ir Hayes.

Surely.

He couldn’t get a game in the Canadian league. I’m no expert on the standard there but I suspect it may be shite. 
 

can only hope our leagues even worse.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

7 minutes ago, RUL said:

He couldn’t get a game in the Canadian league. I’m no expert on the standard there but I suspect it may be shite. 
 

can only hope our leagues even worse.

I think the high horse of thinking the Scottish league is better than the MLS is well and truly over 

[buchanskii]

11 hours ago, Donscanada said:

Long time member of our national team. 

That really isn't saying much.