You have just ordered a plate/ bowl of chips in the pub. When the chips have arrived, do you put your sauce of choice on the side or all over the chips? Check the thread for a bonus fun question!

[Bournemouth Gee]

Lots of salt and vinegar. Vinegar first.

Then some ketchup on the side for dipping.

Crinkle cut if available please, they generally are crispier

I'm probably just wearing one of my 'IT Crowd's t-shirts and smart pair of jeans with Adidas gazelles. Classic 

[Don Fonte]

Tomato ketchup is for children.

Some of you lot need to bloody grow up.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, dave_min said:

Dauphinoise for this connoisseur 

No carbs before Marbs (Hamburg)

[RAZOR]

Doubler

FTH

[dave_min]

13 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

No carbs before Marbs (Hamburg)

Reminds me of that time we went for post-race chips in Amsterdam.

[Zeus]

Straight cut chips. Crinkle cut are shit.

Mayo at the side, some chips require more dipping than other 

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Some chips require more dipping than other 

Love the Smiths.

[DeltaRay1903]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Straight cut chips. Crinkle cut are shit.

Mayo at the side, some chips require more dipping than other 

Some chips are bigger than others. Morrissey knows. 

[Zeus]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Love the Smiths.

Gary, Jamie or Dan?

[Hoofball]

Some salt with mayo on the side and straight cut only

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Some chips are bigger than others. Morrissey knows. 

I just did that joke. Better late than never i suppose.

[Bluto10]

@airbusa360

french fries, vlaamse friets or uk chippy chips?

or broaden it for pastas bravas etc etc 

[DeltaRay1903]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

@airbusa360

french fries, vlaamse friets or uk chippy chips?

or broaden it for pastas bravas etc etc 

Patatas bravas affa fine. 

[sheepcrooky]

A bit of brown on the side to dip salted straight chips in. 

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

A bit of brown on the side to dip salted straight chips in. 

Calm doon ye junkie bastard 😄

[YorkDon]

4 hours ago, JumboJET said:

That's a really, really gay burger. 

Love Pulp Fiction.

Straight cut chips, lashings of vinegar, salt.Mayo on the side for dipping.

[dave_min]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

Love Pulp Fiction.

Straight cut chips, lashings of vinegar, salt.Mayo on the side for dipping.

Rock’n’roll star was their best song

[johnstrac]

A light covering of tomato sauce or possibly mayo and I don't care whether chips are straight or crinkle.

[JumboJET]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

@airbusa360

french fries, vlaamse friets or uk chippy chips?

or broaden it for pastas bravas etc etc 

Your choice between french fries or uk chippy chips, @Bluto10 min

(Note the correct use of "chippy".)

[Redforever86]

This thread is making me very hungry. 

[maryhilldon]

21 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

This thread is making me very angry.

FIFY

[Roberto]

7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

FIFY

Shows the difference between life on here and real life...

RF is genuinely the least angry person in the world. 

[Don Fonte]

19 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Shows the difference between life on here and real life...

RF is genuinely the least angry person in the world. 

He's mad on the sauce though. The bloody nutter.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

15 hours ago, JumboJET said:

(Notice the correct use of chippy, and not the incorrect chipper.)

Nobly spoken.

I believe it was Fred West who popularised the term "chipper".

[Clydeside_Sheep]

It goes without saying that a Gentleman applies his condiments "all over".  The correct way to deal with chips (in any setting) is as follows:

- generous application of vinegar

- light salting

- generous application of tomato sauce  (never referred to as "red sauce")

- eat.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Can you just fuck off please.

 

Thank you.

No-one cares what you think, you big spastic.

Awa' doon the chipper ken and gies peace!

[dave_min]

8 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

This thread is making me very horny. 

@Roberto

[Roberto]

6 minutes ago, dave_min said:

@Roberto

Available 

[Don Fonte]

14 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Tomato ketchup is for children.

Some of you lot need to bloody grow up.

 

1 hour ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

It goes without saying that a Gentleman applies his condiments "all over".  The correct way to deal with chips (in any setting) is as follows:

- generous application of vinegar

- light salting

- generous application of tomato sauce  (never referred to as "red sauce")

- eat.

Case in point.  Still believes in fairy-tales and eats tomato ketchup.  Absolutely pathetic. 

[styrofoamplates]

4 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

It goes without saying that a Gentleman applies his condiments "all over".  The correct way to deal with chips (in any setting) is as follows:

- generous application of vinegar

- light salting

- generous application of tomato sauce  (never referred to as "red sauce")

- eat.

Are you a gentleman? Do you apply your 'condiments' all over your wife's tits? 

Or is that not allowed? Is that basically like contraception?