You have just ordered a plate/ bowl of chips in the pub. When the chips have arrived, do you put your sauce of choice on the side or all over the chips? Check the thread for a bonus fun question!

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Are you a gentleman? Do you apply your 'condiments' all over your wife's tits? 

Or is that not allowed? Is that basically like contraception? 

His wife's face is contraception in itself.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

6 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

His wife's face is contraception in itself.

She only told you that because you are a jaffa.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

6 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

Are you a gentleman? Do you apply your 'condiments' all over your wife's tits? 

Or is that not allowed? Is that basically like contraception? 

Yes and no, that sounds like a waste of good ketchup.

You cant eat tits, can you, so fat lot of use putting good ketchup on them is.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

On 3/19/2024 at 7:23 PM, Don Fonte said:

Tomato ketchup is for children.

Some of you lot need to bloody grow up.

On the contrary, its full of antioxidants and so is the choice of the health conscious (child).

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

She only told you that because you are a jaffa.

What's a jaffa?

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

On the contrary, its full of antioxidants and so is the choice of the health conscious (child).

It's full of sugar you stupid cunt.  Probably why your kids are little fat bastards.

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What's a jaffa?

some say it’s a cake. but more biscuit imo.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

It's full of sugar you stupid cunt.  Probably why your kids are little fat bastards.

Not if you buy the reduced sugar one, numb nuts.

And they will never be as fat as you, you can barely get through the door of the chipper lard ass.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

This thread has the best and longest title ever, definitely an award for it at christmas!

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

some say it’s a cake. but more biscuit imo.

Thanks for the input Bluts.  I'll keep it in mind.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Not if you buy the reduced sugar one, numb nuts.

And they will never be as fat as you, you can barely get through the door of the chipper lard ass.

And I will never be as fat as your wife.  The bloody smelly bitch.

Anyway min, having a nice evening tonight?

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

some say it’s a cake. but more biscuit imo.

Controversial.

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

She only told you that because you are a jaffa.

That’s parky

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

That’s parky

Aye ok Shamu