dj_bollocks Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I've watched all the Best Oscar nominated movies apart from Call Me By Your Name and I would say that Three Billboards was the best of the lot... Link to comment
YorkDon Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Watched a film called The Killing of a Sacred Deer last night.Weird film.Nicole Kidman and Colin Farrell.Unsure whether or not to recommend a watch of it.I would say its maybe worth a watch but until the last half hour you really dont know where its gonna go... Link to comment
tiktak Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 The Mercy. Made by the beeb and to be honest it does come across more of a BBC Drama than a feature film for the cinema. Based on the true story of Donald Crowhurst, a Walter Mitty/fantasist type character and his ill-fated attempt to sail solo around the world in 1968. IMO it's sloppily put together but ok as a tv drama. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Black Panther. Spur of the moment decision to go see it last night. Actually really enjoyed it. Didn't feel like the usual Marvel films. 8/10 for me. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Black Panther. Spur of the moment decision to go see it last night. Actually really enjoyed it. Didn't feel like the usual Marvel films. 8/10 for me.Did you go with GWT? Think it’d be his cup of tea Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Did you go with GWT? Think itd be his cup of teaThat auld cunt would have hated it. Even a few black panthers sitting up the back laughing loud as fuck at things that weren't even that funny. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Black Mass - Johnny Depp gangster film about somecunt. No bad but could've been better, not enough gangster shit going on. No tits. 6/10 Arrival - Some bird learns how to speak to some octopus alien cunts. No Tits. 6/10 It's Kind of a Funny Story - Young cunt ends up in a mental ward, meets a bird, helps cunts n'that. Not really my type of film but it wasn't awful. No Tits 6/10 Captain Underpants - Couple of wee cunts hypnotise their teacher into thinking he's a superhero. No bad. The baddie cunt is quite funny. No tits. 7/10 Despicable Me 3 - Minions n'that innit. No Tits. 7/10 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Whatever you do don't go to see Peter Rabbit as its blatant #foodbullying and #allergyintollerance is an absolute disgrace. When I say don't go....I mean go and rub peanuts in peoples faces and spray them with bee venom. Unless the mere suggestion is worthy of arrest.In that case I retract the statement. Don't do that, abide by all laws and never ever think #foodbullying is acceptable. #rabbitstew#sostewbitrabback Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Nice one old fella I'll have a look Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Black Mass - Johnny Depp gangster film about somecunt. No bad but could've been better, not enough gangster shit going on. No tits. 6/10 Arrival - Some bird learns how to speak to some octopus alien cunts. No Tits. 6/10 It's Kind of a Funny Story - Young cunt ends up in a mental ward, meets a bird, helps cunts n'that. Not really my type of film but it wasn't awful. No Tits 6/10 Captain Underpants - Couple of wee cunts hypnotise their teacher into thinking he's a superhero. No bad. The baddie cunt is quite funny. No tits. 7/10 Despicable Me 3 - Minions n'that innit. No Tits. 7/10Where have all the tits gone!? PC gone mad! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Three Billboards. Alright. Lame ending. 5/10. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 The boy die?No. The DNA wasnt a match for the killer. Unless you mean Woody Harrelson. He shots himself in the head. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Goodfellas. Classic 10/10. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Magic film Tommy, Stacks,Spider, Billy Batts, Moray (Morris) Frankie Carbone all die Johnny Two Times doesnt I said Johnny Two Times doesnt.We had the local greengrocer with that nickname. Best bit is when frankie gets whacked. And the pop a cap in peschies head st the endIt’s the cinematography and music.Just fantastic Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 I'm going to have to insist the spoilers end on here. Seriously. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Jaws Timeless classic. 10/10 Chief Brodie shoots a gas tank in Jaws mouth to blow Jaws up at the end. 1 Link to comment
GlezgaRed Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Thank You For Your Service - 7/10 true story about soldiers returning from Iraq and dealing with PTSD. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Baywatch last Saturday night.Surprisingly decent.Not afraid to take the piss out of itself,and not surprisingly,the birds are amazing. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 One ending I like is where the main bloke sneaks through a hole in the wall he has covered by his poster to escape in shswshank redemption.I never saw it coming. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Or in unforgiven, where he hits the bottle again before going back to get revenge resulting in a Wild West shootout at the end. Was obvious, always happens like that in westerns Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Shame in Carlito Way, al pachino gets popped right at the end on the train platform by the boy from the bronx. I knew that was going to happen tho; someone told me beforehand. Link to comment
minijc Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Dead Mans Shoes The boys spuzzy brother is already dead Killed himself by hangingOne of my favourite films, so fucking good. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 That one was a big shock.Wish I’d know that in advance if I’m being honest, was too much to take Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Thats ok Usual Supects - Spacey is Keyzer Soze Superb film. Watched it a heap of times and the spoiler doesn't change anything. Max. Film about an explosive finding dog who's owner got blown up. Shite. 1/10 No point putting a spoiler as you'd have to be mad to watch it after a 1/10 rating. (The baddie dies falling through a hole in the bridge but the dog survives) Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Dead Mans Shoes The boys spuzzy brother is already dead Killed himself by hangingWhilst tripping on acid. At least they get him his hole. Hardly bullying that. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Gremlins Proper Christmas film but a 9/10 anyway. One of the Mogwai chews through an alarm clock cable to trick him into feeding them after midnight. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Pair of cunts.Come ashore min everybody has seen Gremlins. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Just bought it. No point now. Thanks a lot. No worries. It's a Christmas movie anyway. Shouldn't be bought in February. Don't watch Home Alone. Kevin gets left in the house while the rest of the family go on holiday and two burglars try all sorts of tricks to get into the house. Link to comment
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