The Boofon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I'm thinking Dayts would be good as the leading man. A true warrior, the audience would bond with him and his recent Plenty of Fish escapades will have him primed for multiple sex scenes with Neve Campbell.Hes almost as tall as Tom Cruise as well. Good choice. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Wouldve been vastly improved with a wank at the end! Ever considered directing a movie Pipes? Id imagine your movie to be a mix of Kubrick and GilliamI think it's more Michael bay and John woo. Over the top action and explosions, with some witty one liners thrown in for good measure. Link to comment
tiktak Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Unsane. Completely unconvincing. Never at any time do the characters convince of the situation they are in. The bad guy is particularly rubbish. IMO not helped either by its director Steven Soderbergh screaming "Hey look what I can do" by filming the entire thing on an iPhone. Maybe just wanted an amateur feel to add to the amateurish acting. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Apocalypse Now - film from the 70's, must've went under the radar but it was on TCM recently. A guy has to get a barge up the jungle to kill some mad cunt. Goes a bit weird but it's a good watch. 7.5/10 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 ^ bit tits at the end but they are prisoners or something so not up to much Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Apocalypse Now - film from the 70's, must've went under the radar but it was on TCM recently. A guy has to get a barge up the jungle to kill some mad cunt. Goes a bit weird but it's a good watch. 7.5/10Seriously? Under the radar? One of the most famous movies of all time. ?? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Seriously? Under the radar? One of the most famous movies of all time. ??I think you've been wooshed, boof Link to comment
OddJob Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Dallas Buyers Club - 10/10 fantastic film Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 A titwanks a titwank.Consider yourself in.I'll have you as the rape victim at the start of the movie. 2 Muslim immigrants rape you up the chutney in a piss stenched subway. The hero arrives and plants two perfectly timed rabbit punches to their necks killing them instantly, unfortunately for you he was a tad latchy and both men had already ejaculated up your rectum.Your name will be Chad Roberts and your only dialogue will be painful moans n groans.Scene cuts to the hero in an Irish Bar drinking whisky mulling over the events that just unfolded.There he meets Samantha (Neve Campbell). I think it's more Michael bay and John woo. Over the top action and explosions, with some witty one liners thrown in for good measure.Fuckin ace......better than any of MTs comics! I demand a percentage of profits and a minor role, I wouldn’t want to distract from the main characters. Soundtrack? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I think you've been wooshed, boofI hope so but its manboobs. Anything is possible. ?? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I hope so but its manboobs. Anything is possible. ??Very true! Link to comment
OddJob Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 ‘Pipes never fails to make us laugh. I tip my hat to you min Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 You can be Saleem, Muslim rapist. I'm thinking AC/DC Thunderstruck playing during the anal rape scene.I'm taking a bit part as well. I'm going to be Harry Love. Biker, outlaw, rock n roller. I'm the main characters old mentor, he calls on me for help to rid the city of scum. We take care of business, the Hero takes off with Neve Campbell, leaving me in the bar drinking Old Fashioned when none other than Sigourney Weaver pulls up a stool. Harry Love tips his hat to the fine lady, she downs his drink and he fucks her over the pool table while 2 Chinese exchange students are trying to finish their game.During the fuck.....Angel of Death, Slayer.Harry rides at a fast pace.IN! As long as I don't get typecast, @Manboobs will hate me! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 You can be Saleem, Muslim rapist. I'm thinking AC/DC Thunderstruck playing during the anal rape scene. I'm taking a bit part as well. I'm going to be Harry Love. Biker, outlaw, rock n roller. I'm the main characters old mentor, he calls on me for help to rid the city of scum. We take care of business, the Hero takes off with Neve Campbell, leaving me in the bar drinking Old Fashioned when none other than Sigourney Weaver pulls up a stool. Harry Love tips his hat to the fine lady, she downs his drink and he fucks her over the pool table while 2 Chinese exchange students are trying to finish their game. During the fuck.....Angel of Death, Slayer.Harry rides at a fast pace.Get a crowdfunder page going for this. How much of a donation to be one of the Chinese exchange students? Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Outstanding vision tarintino is finished Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 The 33, some guys get stuck down a mine. Pretty cheesy in parts. Gabriel Byrne's attempt at a Chilean accent is tremendous, can I suggest to Cheese that he casts him in a Hispanic role in his as yet untitled film. No tits. 4/10, would've been 3/10 but for Gabriel's accent. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Seriously? Under the radar? One of the most famous movies of all time. ??You're obviously a movie buff Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Get a crowdfunder page going for this. How much of a donation to be one of the Chinese exchange students?Its early days and plenty scenes left but I bugsy being the barman. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Apocalypse Now - film from the 70's, must've went under the radar but it was on TCM recently. A guy has to get a barge up the jungle to kill some mad cunt. Goes a bit weird but it's a good watch. 7.5/10Aye one of the most famous of that massively popular ('man) war movie genre; went under the radar, aye. Lol Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 You can be Saleem, Muslim rapist. I'm thinking AC/DC Thunderstruck playing during the anal rape scene.I'm taking a bit part as well. I'm going to be Harry Love. Biker, outlaw, rock n roller. I'm the main characters old mentor, he calls on me for help to rid the city of scum. We take care of business, the Hero takes off with Neve Campbell, leaving me in the bar drinking Old Fashioned when none other than Sigourney Weaver pulls up a stool. Harry Love tips his hat to the fine lady, she downs his drink and he fucks her over the pool table while 2 Chinese exchange students are trying to finish their game.During the fuck.....Angel of Death, Slayer.Harry rides at a fast pace. Harry Monk more like. I wanna know the final scene; sounds like it's building up to a crescendo.It demands a outro score of equally epic proportions Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Could get someone with a bit of gravitas for the trailers James earl jones perhaps, that mess Blessed or Rolf innesion Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Hidden Figures Story of the women of color who worked at/ helped NASA. The characters were a bit one dimensional - focusing heavily on their achievements rather than their drive and psychology. It was good to see a positive depiction of black men as well. Same vibe as 42 [the Jackie Robinson biopic]. 7.5/10. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Have you decided on a name for your cinematic masterpiece yet @@cheesepipes if Bebo and Fyffe Moir get involved, you could just call it The Hat.........can't remember if that's a film already.... Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Its early days and plenty scenes left but I bugsy being the barman.Granted this is off topic but is it bugsy, boogsy or bagsy. Was always boogsy when I was growing up but I've heard all 3 versions. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted this is off topic but is it bugsy, boogsy or bagsy. Was always boogsy when I was growing up but I've heard all 3 versions.Bugsy = north east Boogsy = mutants Bagsy = guffs Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Put me down for a ton if Tup gets battered in his front garden Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I'll bung in a ton and the titwank if it's a proper spitroasting. None of that special effects shit. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Consider it done.He's a small evil sidekick. Goes by the name of Midget Joe. Didn't expect Harry Love to turn up and rain hell on him in his front garden.Teeth knocked out, arms broken and the sound of Harry Love making fast love to his mistress(Michelle fowler from EastEnders) in his own living room."You've just had your last crispy pancake darlin" says Harry as he winks at the satisfied woman and finishes off Midget Joe with the heel of his cowboy boot to the throatHarry rolls out of town to cheering of the locals and ticker tape.I'm thinking Harry Love needs to be promoted to main character.Knew I'd heard of Harry Love before.......he was an American Lawman in California ....it's all coming together https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Love_(lawman) Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Blockers Nae spoilers or anything but a WWE superstar gets sodomized by a beer funnel. 6.5/10 Link to comment
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