jamiesd Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Near Dark, fucking classic Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 6 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Don't forget werewolves. All been done to death. Loved the old b+w Lon Chaney Jnr Wolfman films. Interestin' fact (or not). I was mates with the brother of David Rintoul (Wilson) who played Dr Finlay in the TV series. He also did a Werewolf film (Legend of the Werewolf 1975). Well, the band I was in at the time played at his (first) weddin'. The dance of which was held in a marquee tent in the garden of his parents hoose in Cults. That's my 15 minutes of fame. Fuck yezzzz!!!! Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted August 16, 2022 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Loved the old b+w Lon Chaney Jnr Wolfman films. Interestin' fact (or not). I was mates with the brother of David Rintoul (Wilson) who played Dr Finlay in the TV series. He also did a Werewolf film (Legend of the Werewolf 1975). Well, the band I was in at the time played at his (first) weddin'. The dance of which was held in a marquee tent in the garden of his parents hoose in Cults. That's my 15 minutes of fame. Fuck yezzzz!!!! Did you get a gammie aff Janet? Teeth in or oot? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: Did you get a gammie aff Janet? Teeth in or oot? Fuckin right. Nae teeth. Canna beat it. Gammie, lol. Hinna heard that for ages. ? Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: They were scary films as a wee guy. My old man banned the 7 year old me from watching them My mum and dad used to look after a pub in the 70s during the summer when the owners were on holiday usually for four or five weeks at a time. I was left up the stairs from the age of about 7 watched every one of the Hammer Films. Contributed to the fucked up individual i have grown up to be . Still like a good horror. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Jojo Rabbit, about a lad of around 10 who's in the Hitler Youth at the end of WW2, pretty quirky with a few laugh out loud moments. 8 out of 10, no tits Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Boiling Point. (Stephen Graham one) 10 out of fucking 10. Easily into my top 5 of all time. Might watch the Wesley Snipes one again just for a laugh as it's fucking atrocious. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 53 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Boiling Point. (Stephen Graham one) 10 out of fucking 10. Easily into my top 5 of all time. Might watch the Wesley Snipes one again just for a laugh as it's fucking atrocious. Seriously? I might watch it again I must've missed something. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Seriously? I might watch it again I must've missed something. Yeah thought it was ace. Only found after watching that it was all shot in one take which makes it even better. Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Seriously? I might watch it again I must've missed something. I found a lot of it annoying. That up herself bint with the food allergy resulting in him being ruined. If you are as bad as that dear don’t eat in fancy restaurants with all that nut oil floating about. Felt sorry for the cunt bit of an allkie but didn’t deserve all of that with his business and access to his son Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 30 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Yeah thought it was ace. Only found after watching that it was all shot in one take which makes it even better. Very well made and acted but top 5? High praise indeed. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 3 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Very well made and acted but top 5? High praise indeed. Jaws numero uno. Nothing will beat that. Dead Man's Shoes, Gremlins, Usual Suspects the others in the top 5 for me. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Paddy Considine is the double of Todd Grimshaw. Top Gun: Maverick - pretty good for a remake. Nae tits 8/10 Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 I Came By. It's a Netflix production which treads along a well worn path but does it really very well so I've got to recommend this one. Well acted for the most part (not convinced by Kelly MacDonald), well scripted and played out in a very understated manner. ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 46 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said: (not convinced by Kelly MacDonald) There's something about her. Sexy. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 The Grey Man: "When the CIA's top asset -- his identity known to no one -- uncovers agency secrets, he triggers a global hunt by assassins set loose by his ex-colleague." Good action pic if you like that sort of thing. Nothin' new in the story line but plenty of fights, chases and gun battles. 8/10 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 On 8/20/2022 at 12:31 AM, maryhilldon said: There's something about her. Sexy. That was Cameron Diaz. You're correct though. Kelly MavDonald is fucking lovely. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Moonfall. Just ridiculous from start to finish. Not sure if it was supposed to be a spoof. No tits. 3/10 Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Animal Factory. Another prison film but well better than average never heard of it before, On Amazon. made a few years back . Written by that maniac and real life criminal and star of Reservoir Dogs Ed Bunker. Stars Willem Dafoe And Edward Furlong along with a few other cunts. Good enjoyable watch . Solid 7/10 Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Beast Idris Elba takes his two daughters to Africa only to have their holiday interrupted by a larger than normal lion which has gone rogue and is hunting humans because poachers killed his family. You can have plain silly or fucking stupid, I can't decide. You won't buy into it for a second. Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Napoleon Dynamite is on Netflix. Terrific. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Blackbird. She, who was into Michael Flatley in his dancey days wanted to go to this. Oh my fucking god. Numb, just numb at the utter direness of this absolute shite. Folk often watch a movie and proclaim it to be the worst they've ever seen, I'm going there with this though. To my absolute certainty I've never seen ANYTHING as shite as this thing. She comes out saying it wasn't very good, I could hardly fucking breathe. I've since had a look on youtube to see Kermode's opinion, we're in agreement. Just watch the trailer, so so bad or go to the Kermode and Mayo review. Speechless. 1 Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 21 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said: Blackbird. She, who was into Michael Flatley in his dancey days wanted to go to this. Oh my fucking god. Numb, just numb at the utter direness of this absolute shite. Folk often watch a movie and proclaim it to be the worst they've ever seen, I'm going there with this though. To my absolute certainty I've never seen ANYTHING as shite as this thing. She comes out saying it wasn't very good, I could hardly fucking breathe. I've since had a look on youtube to see Kermode's opinion, we're in agreement. Just watch the trailer, so so bad or go to the Kermode and Mayo review. Speechless. Nothing but the most awfullest reviews for this which kinda makes me see how far I can endure with it... Your service has been recognised ! Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Deerskin French subtitled film about a boy who loves his deerskin jacket. Few funny lines and a gorgeous French bird opposite. The French may be shit at war but they make great films. Bizarre Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Neither of these will appeal to many on here but.. Fall Very basic story, two burds get stuck up a pole. Well made for what it is and good decision to keep it short (80mins). Being one who is not keen on heights it is well enough filmed to portray that well. No tits. Bodies Bodies Bodies Teen slasher type thing but with a slightly different slant. Not gory and more of a whodunnit story, meant to be funny but the humour passed me by. Normally I can guess the killer in these things but I got this one wrong. Ample opportunity for tits but they don't go there. Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 6 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said: Neither of these will appeal to many on here but.. Fall Very basic story, two burds get stuck up a pole. Well made for what it is and good decision to keep it short (80mins). Being one who is not keen on heights it is well enough filmed to portray that well. No tits. Bodies Bodies Bodies Teen slasher type thing but with a slightly different slant. Not gory and more of a whodunnit story, meant to be funny but the humour passed me by. Normally I can guess the killer in these things but I got this one wrong. Ample opportunity for tits but they don't go there. You’ve not really sold me on either min. The second film has a Lesbian couple at the centre. So based on your review no titties no watchies Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said: You’ve not really sold me on either min. The second film has a Lesbian couple at the centre. So based on your review no titties no watchies Loads of lesbo snogging but swimwear is as naughty as it gets really. Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 38 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said: Loads of lesbo snogging but swimwear is as naughty as it gets really. Ach well. Looking back there has never been a lot of Lezza action in non porn films. Barring of course Hammer House of Horrors Vampire Lovers . Madeline Smith. Sigh! Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 19 hours ago, Kilgore Trout said: Ach well. Looking back there has never been a lot of Lezza action in non porn films. Barring of course Hammer House of Horrors Vampire Lovers . Madeline Smith. Sigh! Check out blue is the warmest colour. French film. Link to comment
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