Films

[tightbreeks]

I was wanting to head to the weege for the star wars audition. the stars have eluded me, it's for 20 year olds. I did get id'd for fags in a wee village on the north side of the bridge of invershneckie. so if the audition was there, i'd be dandy.

[slippers]

Rounders on bbc1! Looks like a good film!

 

edit: really good film!

[StevieT1986]

So far this trip i've watched

 

Pacific Rim 7/10

The Call 8/10

RIPD 7/10

Now You See Me 9/10

Lone Ranger 6/10

Scary Movie 5 0/10

[ChutneyLove]

So far this trip i've watched

 

Pubic Rim 7/10

Tits Galore 8/10

Anal FistFest 7/10

Now You Fuck Me 9/10

Stinky Finger 6/10

Porno Movie 5 0/10

 

You offshore types are all the same.

[360]

Gravity 7.5/10

[Bluto10]

gravity 9ms^-2

[REDRUM]

Saw Gravity last night. Loved it. Gripping and exciting all the way through. Best thing ive watched in 3D so far, most of the other stuf has been pish.

 

8/10

[The Boofon]

gravity 9ms^-2

 

Factually incorrect but amusing none the less.

[Ke1t]

The Colony with Laurence Fishburne and Bill Paxton.

 

Meh.

 

5/10

[Redstar]

So far this trip i've watched

 

Pacific Rim 7/10

The Call 8/10

RIPD 7/10

Now You See Me 9/10

Lone Ranger 6/10

Scary Movie 5 0/10

Watched Loan Ranger on the way back from Lagos...Depp lifts it from decent to good...also finally saw The Hangover 3 , which I hadn't bothered with after the negative reviews...funny film...Alan is a great character.

[granite sheep]

Watched Sharpe's Peril last night. Embarrassing. A pale shadow of a classic TV show, featuring a miles past it Sean Bean as the titular character. 5/10.

 

The original show was far superior to this phoned in shite .

[ollie1903]

featuring a miles past it Sean Bean as the titular character.

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Aye, that classic exponent of thespianism

[granite sheep]

He wis alright in his day. Now, he just looks like an auld jakey, trying to hold on to his glory days.

 

For one o his best movies, see "When Saturday Comes" him as a struggling footballer trying to make it big.

[ollie1903]

He wis alright in his day. Now, he just looks like an auld jakey, trying to hold on to his glory days.

 

For one o his best movies, see "When Saturday Comes" him as a struggling footballer trying to make it big.

If that's one of his best then I'm truly thankful to have missed his worst. Dreadful, dreadful film. Sorry.

[tightbreeks]

the bit in lone ranger when tonto steps off the ladder is awesome. a homage to buster Keaton and the general.

[tommo1903]

Gravity 7.5/10

 

 

Saw Gravity last night. Loved it. Gripping and exciting all the way through. Best thing ive watched in 3D so far, most of the other stuf has been pish.

 

8/10

 

I must have seen a different film from you all then.

 

George Clooney playing George Clooney. Sandra Bullock's character was pish, they didnt tell nearly enough of her back story, which meant I couldn't have given a fuck what happened to her. Predictable film riddled with innacuracies.

 

The visuals were amazing though.

[DD1903]

Have to agree. Saw gravity the other night as well. Thought it was quite average. The mrs was for walking out as she thought it was terrible.

[360]

[DD1903]

Yeah, completely agree 360. The 3D was excellent.

[StandFree1982]

3D will only ever be excellent when it actually looks and feels like you are there. Current "3D" just has a few tear drops and the occasional willy floating towards you, it's not very accurate unless you are Bluto accepting his first glory hole.

 

p.s. the tear was from gravity and the Willy from Pirahna 3D (Kelly Brooks...nom nom)

[Jocky Balboa]

Me and Mrs. Balboa went to see Captain Phillips on Saturday night. We loved it. Somalians are savage bastards.

[360]

A couple of films I've seen recently...

 

Funny Games 7/10

O Brother, Where Art Thou? 8/10

Con Air 8/10

How I Spent My Summer Vacation 7/10- This along with Con Air I can accept are not the best of films, but they are just ridiculously entertaining.

[Ke1t]

Just watched Piranaconda and The Beast of the Bering Sea, a double bill of poorly CGI-ed retardation.

 

Piranaconda, at least, had a couple of babes, plus one bimbo who had her cleavage largely on display until she got eaten. BotBS didn't even have that much going for it.

 

Also saw Dino Wolf. They didn't bother with the CGI, but rather went with the worst werewolf costume you've ever seen. Kinda looked like a dude in a badly fitting brown carpet, with a dog mask.

 

Piranaconda 3/10 for the cleavage and babes

 

BotBS 1/10 for being almost unwatchable

 

Dino Wolf 3/10 for the General George Werewolf costume

 

 

Yuppers.

[The Boofon]

That is actually a real werewolf. What makes you think it was a costume?

[The Boofon]

A couple of films I've seen recently...Funny Games 7/10O Brother, Where Art Thou? 8/10Con Air 8/10 How I Spent My Summer Vacation 7/10- This along with Con Air I can accept are not the best of films, but they are just ridiculously entertaining.

Con Air is magnificent. Cage's finest film.

[Foster14]

Con Air is magnificent. Cage's finest film.

 

Three way tie with Face Off and Raising Arizona.

[360]

Con Air is magnificent. Cage's finest film.

Put... the bunnay... back... in the box.

[The Boofon]

 

Three way tie with Face Off and Raising Arizona.

Good shout. Cage actually looked like Travolta in Face Off. Incredible acting.

[ollie1903]

Good shout. Cage actually looked like Travolta in Face Off. Incredible acting.

I thought Tavolta made a great fist of pulling off Cage.....

 

 

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[The Boofon]

I thought Tavolta made a great fist of pulling off Cage.....

 

 

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Oh matron.