Films

[Ke1t]

just watched the cabin in the woods, good deaths at the end when all the beasties get out.

 

Speaking of deaths, not normally my sort of movie, but found myself watching Final Destination 5. The Deaths in that film are just brutal.

 

Here's a few from just ONE scene.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHpkXzO3J5o

[Redstar]

This looks quality, gonna try and see it at the weekend...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf2K9GzgiF0

 

It's excellent...you'll enjoy it...9/10

[muttondressedaslamb]

FD5 reminds of the Piranha 3D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?ytsession=mGovGuM-p2n25TGEHaCFli9NC6-PxGbVThAYt7ZY8tGloTxCP_BWqMFxJBHWxdgRVfs7c3gYqMs-w8ZG2i74adE2YtOtKEajx40zefgS7X_YAdpOKWUx7SPh_zbT6lPSGBmiXmamJmPETyzCbFUJ5l5Z2QP0_2d0HLkU-Q9inmJRstrsdzXobLl0EBFjXJ-NNG2W9WqsiPLBcrv85LYTxhTh8ulVvh5TIzWT_mes3YHSlkxge4nQFVxmknH_HCmRUEElUXDmEZDIOsOVhNuvUF89Tu34Z24CpMSEEkFDbtc&v=75CrT2oxna8&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Flink_gplus%3Fnext%3D%252Fwatch%253Fv%253D75CrT2oxna8%2526oref%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.youtube.com%25252Fresults%25253Fsearch_query%25253Dpiranha%25252B3d%25252Bdeaths%252526oq%25253Dpiranha%25252B3d%25252Bdeaths%252526gs_l%25253Dyoutube.3...501.9448.0.10242.17.14.0.3.3.0.159.1558.3j11.14.0...0.0...1ac.1.3AmnFnr6tfA&has_verified=1

[granite sheep]

Speaking of deaths, not normally my sort of movie, but found myself watching Final Destination 5. The Deaths in that film are just brutal.

 

Here's a few from just ONE scene.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHpkXzO3J5o

All the Final Destination movies have really brutal death scenes, fae the boy that got strangled in the first one, the loon that got crushed by a double glazed windae in the second one, not to mention the guy who got cut intae 3 by a fence, right up to the lassie that just gets...demolished by a car tyre in The Final Destination. Mintal.

 

Still think The original Omen movie was the grandaddy for that sort o movie, the set piece deaths in that, and the first two sequels were nasty.

[dj_bollocks]

Watched the first Omen movies in my teens and those deaths absolutely stick with you -death by double glazing... and the glass lift... still sends shivers... Having said that I still get the shivers from the laser death in the first Resident Evil movie...

[muttondressedaslamb]

Watched the first Omen movies in my teens and those deaths absolutely stick with you -death by double glazing... and the glass lift... still sends shivers... Having said that I still get the shivers from the laser death in the first Resident Evil movie...

Never seen it but I wonder if what you are referring to is a clip someone posted on here donkeys ago. Some people had to jump lasers at specific times to avoid getting cut up? At the end this guy is getting ready to jump then the lasers all turn into some patchwork thing and the guy melts?

[dj_bollocks]

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Never seen it but I wonder if what you are referring to is a clip someone posted on here donkeys ago. Some people had to jump lasers at specific times to avoid getting cut up? At the end this guy is getting ready to jump then the lasers all turn into some patchwork thing and the guy melts?

 

That's the one - in fact it was probably me somewhere in this thread a long time ago...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uVXiay_gyA

[granite sheep]

That's the one where the guy gets turned intae chips! Seen far, far worse, a movie name of Cube had a boy done in by a massive metal trellis right fae the off- nae a nice way to go! Cracking wee psychological horror movie though, but dinna bother wi the sequels if you're nae intae mindfuckery tho.

[Sheep#1]

The worst one for me is in the third FD film (I think it is), when the two lassies go for the sun bed and the lids get jammed shut, the temp cranked up to max and they get literally cooked alive. Brutal.

 

On the plus side, you do get to see them both topless before all that kicks off

[Henry]

 

 

- He calls whiskey ''Scotch''

 

 

That'll be whisky then.

 

 

 

[Nespa]

Have the new Batman and End of Watch for tonights entertainment

 

#knockoffnigel

[robbojunior]

anyone seen 'Headhunters'?

 

the film of the book by Jo Nesbo.

 

I had read the book before seeing the film, and usually that means you're going to be disappointed but actually the film was excellent, (very black humour) and ended up being much better than the book.

[tightbreeks]

the emo kid in one of the fd films, getting a pus full of nail gun in the hardwear warehouse.

 

boy on bbc 4 the now going on about armour. someone should remake excalibur but with super armour with a sort of steampunk thrown in. potential for awesome battles.

[granite sheep]

Got Thor on for tonight, that's me done all the Avengers separately, will have to get Avengers Assemble sorted out now.

[tightbreeks]

ninja scroll reissued and back in the cinema!?

[granite sheep]

Is it? Now that's a belting piece o anime, mind seeing it on the Sci-fi channel back in the grand old days of Aberdeen Cable. Have mentioned it before, but it's still immense: Highlander- The Search For Vengeance, done by the same lads who made Ninja Scroll (If I mind right) completely barking, and vastly superior to the sequels of the original. Especially Highlander 2, which was so gash, I'd loke to think it never existed in the first place.

[tommo1903]

Argo was really good.

[King Street Loon]

Just watched Scrooged for what must be something like double figures now.

 

I watch it every Christmas.

It never gets old.

 

Tremendous film and gets me in the Christmas spirit.

[DandyDon KD]

Hot Fuzz is a great film!

[OddJob]

Just watched Scrooged for what must be something like double figures now.

 

I watch it every Christmas.

It never gets old.

 

Tremendous film and gets me in the Christmas spirit.

One of many great Bill Murray films

[Ke1t]

Bad Santa, without a doubt, the best Xmas film.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4zPJAFbRpU

[OddJob]

Bad Santa, without a doubt, the best Xmas film.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4zPJAFbRpU

That's a hilarious film right enough kelt. I always crack up at the bit when the kid asks him for some sort of toy and tbh it's Thornton's reaction with "WTF is that?" :hysterical:

[DD1903]

Fucking love Bad Santa. That and Elf are the two films the mrs and I will definitely watch around Christmas.

[Big Man]

Been a while since I've been on here so in no particular order:

 

Skyfall - 6/10

 

Argo - 8/10: A solid thriller that was reasonably entertaining and well made let down by an over the top dramatisation of factual events and a shallow/non-existant exploration of American/Iranian politics

 

The Master - 10/10: The best film I have seen since There Will Be Blood. A gorgeously shot character exploration/ fucked up love story that examines the mechanics of manipulation in human relationships. There's some cracking tits in it as well. So good I went to see it twice.

[Ke1t]

Just watched The Reckoning.

 

Kinda like The Name of the Rose, murder mystery set in Medieval England, involving monks and dudes with bowl cut hairdos.

 

And Spud fae Trainspotting is in it. Nae as Spud fae Trainspotting, though that would be fucking magic

 

Come to think of it, most films would benefit from having Spud from Trainspotting in them.

 

Anyway, The Reckoning.

 

I give it a solid 6.5/10

[StandFree1982]

Watched Silver Lining last night, the film itself was actually alright but more importantly Jennifer Lawrence looked amazing. I'm not normally a huge fan of hers, but I spent the whole time watching that movie thinking of illicit things I would do with her.

[robbo]

saw 7 psychopaths the other night

 

fuckin mental.

 

thinks its a cross between pulp fiction, luckly number slevin and usual suspects. constantly breaks the 4th wall and laughs at itself every few minutes. its very clever.

 

plus, its got christopher walken. you know its going to be batshit crazy when hes one of the leads.

 

8/10

[OddJob]

saw 7 psychopaths the other night

 

fuckin mental.

 

thinks its a cross between pulp fiction, luckly number slevin and usual suspects. constantly breaks the 4th wall and laughs at itself every few minutes. its very clever.

 

plus, its got christopher walken. you know its going to be batshit crazy when hes one of the leads.

 

8/10

Wow if that's the case then it must be ace cause all 3 of those films are brilliant. Could be worth a trip to the cinema then

[granite sheep]

Scooged is on E4 just now, classic Bill Murray fun. Had the Untouchables on last night, I've seen it to death but it's still a great movie, bestbit has to be the shootout at the train station.

[OddJob]

Scooged is on E4 just now, classic Bill Murray fun. Had the Untouchables on last night, I've seen it to death but it's still a great movie, bestbit has to be the shootout at the train station.

Brilliant piece of cinema that scene