Fridge Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, UBetteruBett said: Negative. it's normally a case of me quietly asking StrathCylde Police to F off. Hmm. What’s your opinion on whether Durrant / Simmie was a blatant dive? Link to comment
UBetteruBett Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: Hmm. What’s your opinion on whether Durrant / Simmie was a blatant dive? I'd have to quote Arsene Wenger "I'd never saw that"... But of course it was a blatant dive. A pity we didnt have VAR so we could watch it multiple times in high definition. Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Just now, UBetteruBett said: I'd have to quote Arsene Wenger "I'd never saw that"... Will give you the benefit of the doubt. Welcome aboard. Blatant cheating from Durrant though, should have got booked. Link to comment
UBetteruBett Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 16 minutes ago, Fridge said: Will give you the benefit of the doubt. Welcome aboard. Blatant cheating from Durrant though, should have got booked. If you need further proof of my conviction to the cause... I couldn't get a ticket for the Dons v Tims in 1985 (possible League Decider) as it was sold out. BUT - managed to get a ticket for the Beach End (which was away support). We went 1 down to an absolute f&cking awful ref decision to give cheating / diving Mo Johnston's Celtic a pen. Later The Equalizer aka Willie Miller did the bizz.. Obviously being in the Tims end I just sat motionless and shook my mates hand. Then this guys tapped me on the shoulder and said " are you guys aberdeen supporters?"... We said nothing. He then leaned forward and shook my hand and said "dinnae worry, I'm a Dons fans too" Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, UBetteruBett said: If you need further proof of my conviction to the cause... I couldn't get a ticket for the Dons v Tims in 1985 (?) as it was sold out. BUT - managed to get a ticket for the Beach End (which was away support). We went 1 down to an absolute f&cking awful ref decision to give cheating / diving Mo Johnston's Celtic a pen. Later The Equalizer aka Willie Miller did the bizz.. Obviously being in the Tims end I just sat motionless and shook my mates hand. Then this guys tapped me on the shoulder and said " are you guys aberdeen supporters?"... We said nothing. He then leaned forward and shook my hand and said "dinnae worry, I'm a Dons fans too" Good man. Link to comment
UBetteruBett Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, Fridge said: Good man. Thanks Fridge. Another favourite memory was a pre-season friendly. Dons were up against a Southampton team (1980 or 81? i think) with a team full of ageing but household names. Doogie Bell... as only Doogie can do - had one of his inspirational games. He got the ball, with Keegan and Mick Channon either side of him - back to goal. He back-healed the ball and swivilled 180 degrees around and pushed both the english c*nts aside and went rampaging up the field. Class..! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 Ever glassed a barmaid though? Link to comment
UBetteruBett Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 10 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Ever glassed a barmaid though? Yes, I must confess. I was known as codename The Hunter by the Police back in the day. I earned this name by hutning down and glassing any Hun Barmaids I could find. Sadly, CCTV put an end to this. Nowadays, for kicks, I go and randomly chin big fat hun pie eating bastards. The bigger the better. And once i'm finished with them, and they are lying in a pool of their own blood, vomit and bodily fluids, I pat them on the head and say "Awooga". Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 5 hours ago, UBetteruBett said: Yes, I must confess. I was known as codename The Hunter by the Police back in the day. I earned this name by hutning down and glassing any Hun Barmaids I could find. Sadly, CCTV put an end to this. Nowadays, for kicks, I go and randomly chin big fat hun pie eating bastards. The bigger the better. And once i'm finished with them, and they are lying in a pool of their own blood, vomit and bodily fluids, I pat them on the head and say "Awooga". You need to get yourself onto the pub forum. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 On 2/11/2023 at 12:44 PM, UBetteruBett said: Yes, I must confess. I was known as codename The Hunter by the Police back in the day. I earned this name by hutning down and glassing any Hun Barmaids I could find. Sadly, CCTV put an end to this. Nowadays, for kicks, I go and randomly chin big fat hun pie eating bastards. The bigger the better. And once i'm finished with them, and they are lying in a pool of their own blood, vomit and bodily fluids, I pat them on the head and say "Awooga". You've took that too far. Link to comment
UBetteruBett Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 On 2/13/2023 at 3:33 AM, maryhilldon said: You've took that too far. haha, yes took it far too far..lol. I'm obviously against any type of violence against women and using glass as a weapon is a complete no-no. Having said that, I think I may have once accidentally smashed a bottle of Cresta "its frothy man" when i was in primary skool... Link to comment
Guest findlay_1903 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 2/10/2023 at 7:43 PM, Don Fonte said: What's your thoughts on rimming women's bottoms? Love it, once wiped clean. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 Hello, My name is Roger. I'm old enough to have stopped adding fractions to the end of my age but still young at heart enough to care about things that really shouldn't bother me. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Hello, My name is Roger. I'm old enough to have stopped adding fractions to the end of my age but still young at heart enough to care about things that really shouldn't bother me. Welcome and strap yourself in for one hell of a ride! Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 Is this the dating part of the site? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 7 hours ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Hello, My name is Roger. I'm old enough to have stopped adding fractions to the end of my age but still young at heart enough to care about things that really shouldn't bother me. How big are your wife's tits? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 7 hours ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Hello, My name is Roger. I'm old enough to have stopped adding fractions to the end of my age but still young at heart enough to care about things that really shouldn't bother me. 5 hours ago, aberdeen1970 said: Is this the dating part of the site? Roger me moore 1 Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: How big are your wife's tits? Their ashes now. Quite ample when she was still alive though. Oh yes. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Their ashes now. Quite ample when she was still alive though. Oh yes. Pics? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: Pics? Of the ashes or the tits? Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Don Fonte said: Of the ashes or the tits? Both (although I do hope he was joking and she’s nae actually deid!) Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: Both (although I do hope he was joking and she’s nae actually deid!) If you had a choice between her being dead and getting a photo of the tits, or being alive and not. What you picking? Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: If you had a choice between her being dead and getting a photo of the tits, or being alive and not. What you picking? Well what do you think, I’ve nae taken up necrophilia! Although never say never. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 58 minutes ago, Fridge said: Pics? Heaps of them. Mostly sepia but of a good enough calibre to keep the tank filled up. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Heaps of them. Mostly sepia but of a good enough calibre to keep the tank filled up. I genuinely have not one fucking clue what you are on about 1 Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 54 minutes ago, Fridge said: Both (although I do hope he was joking and she’s nae actually deid!) Oh she's dead alright but don't feel sad she had a decent innings. In fact she's lucky she lasted as long as she did. Way she used to get on my wick it's a miracle I didn't top her sooner. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Oh she's dead alright but don't feel sad she had a decent innings. In fact she's lucky she lasted as long as she did. Way she used to get on my wick it's a miracle I didn't top her sooner. Don’t even know how to reply to that! Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Fridge said: Don’t even know how to reply to that! Well he isn't a newbie that's for sure. Been here done that. Seen it all before. Etc etc. Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 52 posts in 3 days... aye certainly not a newbie. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, Roberto said: 52 posts in 3 days... aye certainly not a newbie. I'm 60 Inspector Dumbo so no I'm definitely not a new bee. Link to comment
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