Sir Andy Murray

[Bluto10]

who gives a fuck

 

1 - it’s tennis (lol)

2 - he’s been shite for years

& 3 - lol (it’s tennis)

 

[Parklife]

Cheers Blutz, you didn’t need to show that you’re a stupid cunt in yet another thread though.  

[maryhilldon]

36 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Cheers Blutz, you didn’t need to show that you’re a stupid cunt in yet another thread though.  

What's he like?  Big oaf.

[Reed or deed]

A surgeons dream.

Should just turn it in now and focus all his attention on kims beefy fanny. 
 

That’s what i would do. 
 

[Parklife]

Tough first round draw for him, if he can even get ready in time to make the start line. 

Hopefully see him in the Olympics, as the tournament's greatest modern male player, it'd be a fitting place for him to end his career. 

Scotland's greatest athlete 💙. I doubt we'll see his like again in our lifetimes. 

[Bluto10]

On 4/2/2024 at 3:50 AM, Parklife said:

Cheers Blutz, you didn’t need to show that you’re a stupid cunt in yet another thread though.  

yes, i am stupid

but why are you now dildoing a 3 month old post after you replied to it 3 months ago

latin america must be great fun on holiday

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

yes, i am stupid

Agreed. 

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

but why are you now dildoing a 3 month old post after you replied to it 3 months ago

Because you hate being dildo'd and I knew you'd get annoyed/comment on it. 

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

latin america must be great fun on holiday

I'm in Scotland. What an oaf you are. 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Agreed. 

Because you hate being dildo'd and I knew you'd get annoyed/comment on it. 

I'm in Scotland. What an oaf you are. 

Agreed on the first two statements.

Cut short the holiday Parko min?

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Agreed on the first two statements.

Cut short the holiday Parko min?

Wasn't on holiday and I was always going to the euros, so I returned exactly when I planned to. 

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Wasn't on holiday and I was always going to the euros, so I returned exactly when I planned to. 

Thank you for the very serious reply, I enjoyed it.

How did meeting her family go?

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Thank you for the very serious reply, I enjoyed it.

How did meeting her family go?

I've no idea what you're on about with that one. 

[The Boofon]

14 hours ago, Parklife said:

Agreed. 

Because you hate being dildo'd and I knew you'd get annoyed/comment on it. 

I'm in Scotland. What an oaf you are. 

Interesting.

You quite like the retaliation dildos yourself Parkie. 

 

[Parklife]

24 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Interesting.

You quite like the retaliation dildos yourself Parkie. 

That's the best kind of dildo IYAM. 

[sigh]

He's doing no too bad at the doubles in France, getting an extra couple of days in the limelight and milking it 

[aberdeen1970]

Whole career has been a roller coaster ride, ending things in the same way! 

Tough test against Paul and Fritz tomorrow. Will be doing well to get through that one. 

 

[elephantstone78]

2 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Whole career has been a roller coaster ride, ending things in the same way! 

Tough test against Paul and Fritz tomorrow. Will be doing well to get through that one. 

 

Agreed. 
 

Well, he won’t be playing nadal and alcaraz in the final after they bid adieu today. 

[RAZOR]

11 hours ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Whole career has been a roller coaster ride, ending things in the same way! 

Tough test against Paul and Fritz tomorrow. Will be doing well to get through that one. 

 

Strange analogy. A rollercoaster always ends on a slow flat straight 😄.

 

[aberdeen1970]

14 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

Agreed. 
 

Well, he won’t be playing nadal and alcaraz in the final after they bid adieu today. 

Tommy Paul might be tired as he's got a singles match against Alcaraz before the doubles match 

[aberdeen1970]

3 hours ago, RAZOR said:

Strange analogy. A rollercoaster always ends on a slow flat straight 😄.

 

A fair point. 

[elephantstone78]

15 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Tommy Paul might be tired as he's got a singles match against Alcaraz before the doubles match 

Battle of the players with surnames that are also first names. Not sure if the world press have picked up on this so far. 

[Parklife]

40 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

Battle of the players with surnames that are also first names. Not sure if the world press have picked up on this so far. 

Alcaraz is also a first name? 

Every day is a school day. 

[elephantstone78]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Alcaraz is also a first name? 

Every day is a school day. 

I arsed that up a bit. 
meant Murray not CA

[Jocky Balboa]

A great career comes to an end... If not for injuries, I'm certain he'd have had 6 Grand Slams, but in any other era than the 3 GOATs, I think he'd have won at least 10. A 'what if' pub argument perhaps, but when you look at previous eras, I think he was better than the likes of Connors, McEnroe and Edberg and at least on par with Becker and Agassi. On his day, he'd have also given Sampras a hell of a game.

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Jocky Balboa said:

A great career comes to an end... If not for injuries, I'm certain he'd have had 6 Grand Slams, but in any other era than the 3 GOATs, I think he'd have won at least 10. A 'what if' pub argument perhaps, but when you look at previous eras, I think he was better than the likes of Connors, McEnroe and Edberg and at least on par with Becker and Agassi. On his day, he'd have also given Sampras a hell of a game.

Agree with all of it. That he lost 5 Oz open finals (4 to Djokovic and 1 to Federer), without managing to win one, particularly irks me. He was so strong at that tournament but, unfortunately for him, Djokovic is almost as dominant there as Rafa has been at RG. 

Don't think he ever really managed to master clay and get to the level he was on all other surfaces, so I'm not too disappointed he never won in Paris. However, the fact he won Masters titles on clay and got to the final in the French is a testament to his desire/determination to improve and succeed. 

Agree that he'd be in double digits if it wasn't for those 3. He's as good as all those older guys IMO. 

I am chuffed he is the Olympic king though and has something none of those other guys do. I just wish he'd won those golds for Scotland. 

Was a wee bit emotional when his career. He's given me the greatest sporting moments of my life and I'll miss him being a focal point of my tennis fandom. 

The greatest Scottish sportsman ever without a doubt. 

[milne_afc]

16 minutes ago, Parklife said:

The greatest Scottish sportsman ever without a doubt. 

Ain’t no doubt!

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

^ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4iF47M3YDlg

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Ain’t no doubt!

Love Jimmy Nail.

[YorkDon]

1 minute ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said:

^ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4iF47M3YDlg

Love Dexys Midnight Runners

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Agree with all of it. That he lost 5 Oz open finals (4 to Djokovic and 1 to Federer), without managing to win one, particularly irks me. He was so strong at that tournament but, unfortunately for him, Djokovic is almost as dominant there as Rafa has been at RG. 

Don't think he ever really managed to master clay and get to the level he was on all other surfaces, so I'm not too disappointed he never won in Paris. However, the fact he won Masters titles on clay and got to the final in the French is a testament to his desire/determination to improve and succeed. 

Agree that he'd be in double digits if it wasn't for those 3. He's as good as all those older guys IMO. 

I am chuffed he is the Olympic king though and has something none of those other guys do. I just wish he'd won those golds for Scotland. 

Was a wee bit emotional when his career. He's given me the greatest sporting moments of my life and I'll miss him being a focal point of my tennis fandom. 

The greatest Scottish sportsman ever without a doubt. 

Agree with the sentiment but what a fucking bent post.

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Agree with the sentiment but what a fucking bent post.

I regret nothing. 

A normal boy, my age, from 20 miles up the road and he worked his way to be the best player in the world, in an era with the 3 best players of all time. 

He is and always will be, my hero.