Posters That Are No More....

[Parklife]

5 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Not for @Parklife

 

Means he's legitimately PotY

The People's POTY 

I'm not in this game for awards though, Ain't no envelopes to open. Trophies. 

Just doing this because I'm supposed to. 

[Bluto10]

29 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Mostly.

I'd love to know what AK's issue with bluto is. Seems like a genuine stalker style hatred.

good honest old fashioned jealousy 

 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

51 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Have you got a heightened sense of smell MAD?

Or hearing?

Anything to compensate for the old retina ruination? 

Yes. My other senses compensate for my distorted, shite vision.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How bad is your vision , MAD? Can you walk about town/the streets ok ? 

My vision is severely distorted and blurred in my left eye (unsuccessful operation) while I am staring through haemorrhaging in my right eye.

Na, nae really if there are pavement hoggers, slow walkers, ignorant cunts, and crowds of people. 

I try to avoid it at all costs. If I do go out, I use a white symbol cane to indicate to others I'm a hazard to them and they may be a hazard to me.

[Parklife]

21 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Yes. My other senses compensate for my distorted, shite vision.

^ can hear a a darkie say "aksk" from 100 yards away. 

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

My vision is severely distorted and blurred in my left eye (unsuccessful operation) while I am staring through haemorrhaging in my right eye.

Na, nae really if there are pavement hoggers, slow walkers, ignorant cunts, and crowds of people. 

I try to avoid it at all costs. If I do go out, I use a white symbol cane to indicate to others I'm a hazard to them and they may be a hazard to me.

You were shouting abuse at someone across the road a while back? Did you detect them using your spider senses?

[Parklife]

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[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

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Shat it.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Shat it.

Come on now. You know me better than that. T'was a doubler of my post above. 

[Ramandu]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Come on now. You know me better than that. T'was a doubler of my post above. 

With a 10 minute delay?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You were shouting abuse at someone across the road a while back? Did you detect them using your spider senses?

I can still make out folk through familiarity via my right eye, although through blood. Not easy but I get by as there has been a number of times I've got it wrong when trying to recognise folk. I never forget a cunt, like my former boss you refer to.

Adaptability. Familiarity. Instinct. 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I can still make out folk through familiarity via my right eye, although through blood. Not easy but I get by as there has been a number of times I've got it wrong when trying to recognise folk. I never forget a cunt, like my former boss you refer to.

Adaptability. Familiarity. Instinct. 

Ever shouted abuse across the street then realised it was a total stranger?

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

With a 10 minute delay?

Correct. 
 

Hit "post". Drove somewhere. Thought it hadn't posted. Hit "post" again. 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

5 hours ago, CCB III said:

Sober of booze for a month and well longer on el chang

And by fuck does it show through your posts!

[patrick bateman]

1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said:

And by fuck does it show through your posts!

You read his posts ? 

 

All seventeen paragraphs...

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Ever shouted abuse across the street then realised it was a total stranger?

No. 😄

If I did, it could end up in me having as good eyesight as Stevie Wonder via a combo of the other person's punches or my heidbutt.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See when you’re having a chug is it like watching someone else have a chug via a faulty monitor?

No comment.😉

[Howard Marks]

The Clown Shoe Chronicles.

[Ten Caat]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See when you’re having a chug is it like watching someone else have a chug via a faulty monitor?

Have you been watching men having a chug on fully functional monitors???

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Ten Caat said:

Have you been watching men having a chug on fully functional monitors???

Full HD (har don)

[Ramandu]

15 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Correct. 
 

Hit "post". Drove somewhere. Thought it hadn't posted. Hit "post" again. 

 

Reasonable. I withdraw my objection.

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is a 14” portable tv like a full cinema screen to you ? 

Yeah. I need to stand on the remote buttons to change the channel.

[dazzy_deff]

9 hours ago, Poodler said:

Dazzy threatened me a few times and then we did actually share a bar, shortly before I left. No punch was thrown but a gentle acknowledgment of each others presence. He was captivated by the mullet tbh, don’t blame him 

 

 

I was too busy admiring your singing along to Don't Look Back in Anger on the karaoke. 

Don't believe what he tells you folks...

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Haha you’re saying Dazzy shat it from you ?

Yes I shat it from a man who resembled Freddie Mercury in I Want To Break Free. 

Behave min...

 

 

 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler always seems to infer that he’s a bit of a hard man. A bit ‘tasty’. Is he not really ?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler always seems to infer that he’s a bit of a hard man.

Nah, he's always suggested he couldn't fight sleep.

[Redforever86]

Weighs in the same as a wet Leighton Clarkson.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mind that day he was hanging about Glasgow hard men boozers ?  He must have been absolutely tumescent. 

😂

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mind that day he was hanging about Glasgow hard men boozers ?  He must have been absolutely tumescent. 

Aye, he did a bit of poverty tourism and went to the Saracen in Possil 😄 On a weekday afternoon. He was probably the only person there.

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mind that day he was hanging about Glasgow hard men boozers ?  He must have been absolutely tumescent. 

Define 'hard men boozers' please