Pet Hates

[Poodler]

European cunts always trying to hustle you

 

Drink advertised €8, charged €10, given change of €12

 

Have to wake up earlier to get money oot of an aberdonian like that

[Fridge]

You’ve confused the fuck out of me here, are you saying it was £8 charged you £10 but give you the correct change of £12 from a £20?

[BrianFaePerth]

Pounds LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

4 quid, 4 euros whatever, chump change

[Bluto10]

4 quid, 4 euros whatever, chump change

 

I give my shrapnel to the pieces of shit out there who beg for change

 

You can afford to do that Bri, if you’re a high flier on a massive wage like me.

[Chewie37]

Jesus sandals.......for OAPs only, at a push

[Poodler]

You’ve confused the fuck out of me here, are you saying it was £8 charged you £10 but give you the correct change of £12 from a £20?

 

I've just reread that

 

I don't know what I was thinking writing that monstrosity

 

 

I think you're right

[BWG]

This fucking national obsession with Madeleine McCann and the wannabe amateur detectives who won't let the story die. Saddos.

[Guest milne_afc]

^^^

Bit of an overreaction imho

[Poodler]

This fucking national obsession with Madeleine McCann and the wannabe amateur detectives who won't let the story die. Saddos.

 

Good excuse for trawling the dark web looking for 'clues'

[BWG]

Good excuse for trawling the dark web looking for 'clues'

Oh aye forgot about that gem. Boy got off with it as well didnt he?

[manboobs109]

This fucking national obsession with Madeleine McCann and the wannabe amateur detectives who won't let the story die. Saddos.

Goid shout. Cunts giving it the 'tapas 10' shit need shot

[1903Fitba]

Hamilton’s who go on about white folk not being labelled terrorists when they shoot folk.

 

 

Arsed.

[elephantstone78]

Damon Albarn.

That’s great u have made music with Nigerian nomadic camel owners but it is seriously shite.

As are gorillaz

And good bad and queen

[elephantstone78]

Taxis.

£4.50 as soon as u sit in it. Then a tip on top. Piss off. Especially when they try and impart daily mail / sun gleaned political knowledge or opinions. Or pish about rangers or Celtic

[Redforever86]

The two times I got in a taxi in Edinburgh recently neither boy took me where I wanted to go. 

 

First foreign gadgie don't think knew where Brewdog was and it was all too much hassle so just took us onto the massive street I said it was on and said he couldn't take us any further. 

 

Second boy, it was a one way street and he was at the wrong end and couldn't be arsed going all the way round. To be fair I'm sure if I asked he would of took us, but I wasn't fussed about a 1 minute walk. 

 

Tipped the 2nd lad, can't remember about the first. 

[Fridge]

That postcode code lottery advert. I don’t give a fuck how much money I’ve won. If someone turns up at my house singing “someone’s knocking on your window” they are getting a 7 iron off the dish.

[BWG]

I don't tip. 

 

[StandFree1982]

Tipping these days (in the UK) is pointless for a number of reasons

 

1.  In the UK, we have a minimum wage. Therefore people aren't relying on tips as a "wage" 
2. The minimum wage these days is over £7. 
3.  Add to the fact that we feel the need to tip some industries, but not others. 
4. You're effectively paying someone money for "doing their job". That's the employers job, not ours. 

It's up there with kicking the ball out when there's an injury. It's not a "legal" thing, but everyone thinks they have to do it and people complaining when you don;t.

[Poodler]

In Europe they just fuck off with your change if you're not quick enough. So basically add a few euro onto whatever you're buying.

 

But I understand they don't have the benefits we have here

[BrianFaePerth]

In Europe they just fuck off with your change if you're not quick enough. So basically add a few euro onto whatever you're buying.

 

But I understand they don't have the benefits we have here

Have the boys in the warehouse sent you out for tartan paint yet?

[Bluto10]

he’s gone to ask the foreman Taffy for a long stand

[dazzy_deff]

Currently figuring out how to raise a PO for sky hooks

[Fridge]

Hope he heeded my advice and has wandered through HR, Legal and Finance to locate the hot birds.

[manboobs109]

If you drink in a boozer regularly you've got to buy the bar staff a drink every so often.

[manboobs109]

Tipping these days (in the UK) is pointless for a number of reasons

 

• In the UK, we have a minimum wage. Therefore people aren't relying on tips as a "wage"
• The minimum wage these days is over £7.
• Add to the fact that we feel the need to tip some industries, but not others.
• You're effectively paying someone money for "doing their job". That's the employers job, not ours.

It's up there with kicking the ball out when there's an injury. It's not a "legal" thing, but everyone thinks they have to do it and people complaining when you don;t.

Bunging some cunt a few quid for good service isn't 'pointless'

 

Don't tip cabbies though. I know a few and they make a fucking fortune.

[StandFree1982]

Bunging some cunt a few quid for good service isn't 'pointless'

 

Don't tip cabbies though. I know a few and they make a fucking fortune.

 

It's their job to provide "good service". It's what they get paid for. 

[manboobs109]

It's their job to provide "good service". It's what they get paid for.

Fuck sake man. Get tipping ya tight fisted cockmuncher

[Poodler]

Have the boys in the warehouse sent you out for tartan paint yet?

No but I met the boy that does the forklift license

[Studebaker-90]

No but I met the boy that does the forklift license

 

You're seeing him Sunday aren't you? For your sins.