daytripping Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 My last job my boss lived in Dundee, fucker was always in before me and still there when I went home, it probably made him feel good. My overwhelming feeling was of sadness for him. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 19, 2019 Author Share Posted April 19, 2019 My last job my boss lived in Dundee, fucker was always in before me and still there when I went home, it probably made him feel good. My overwhelming feeling was of sadness for him. For a lot of people, work is their life. Fair enough if you're actually getting paid for working more hours, but coming in an hour early, and in this boys case he does this regardless of how busy he is, plus he's working on a project himself, so he's not got anyone else to make time up for, is pretty daft. Give me an extra hour with my family than my work colleagues any day of the week. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 If someone is pulling that shite to make others look bad, then they are a complete arsehole. If it's purely to give themselves a fighting chance to be able to cope with the demand on them - then they mean well. A cunt to feel sorry for right enough; a victim of they own terrific work ethic. He gave me a real threat just before xmas, go an work at this place in Kintore or I'd most probably be out of work in the new year (agency contractor), I went for half a day then texted him to fuck his job. Best decision I ever made, had 4 weeks off over the festive period and now in a staff job that I love. I don't respond well to threats. Link to comment
Henry Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 As do those who "reach out"You should reach out for a can of Right Guard now and again 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Fucking hate when the media tries to hype mundane shit up. It's Spring, so there's going to be some pollen floating about. The media are calling it THE DEADLY POLLEN BOMB! OMG there's going to be pollen and IT COULD KILL YOU!!! I'm not even fucking kidding. I'm not a man of violence but I'd like to kick people to death... ...over a period of months. Cunts 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Wasn't Britain getting killer bees one year? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Wasn't Britain getting killer bees one year? I don't doubt it. Some of it is just pish poor reporting by a media that has zero standards in either ethics or integrity. Some of it is to push an agenda. There was the fake 'knife crime epidemic' a while back that allowed the Tories to implement extra powers for the cops, like stop and search with practically no credible reason to do so, because if you want to push through fucked up, repressive policies all you have to do is scare the public... the public being a mass of easily frightened dumb cunts who happily piss away freedom for a false sense of security. I'm not exactly loving people today. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 I actually quite enjoy my job but working longer hours for no extra benefit... fuck that. It’s funny though, these folk that stay late or are in early are usually on auto trader or bbc sport. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 It’s perception but it doesn’t work, they are trying to make it look like they are busy as fuck when in reality everyone is thinking the useless prick obviously can’t do his job competently. Fair enough we have all had to put in a shift at some point but if you are doing it all the time you are either incompetent or need to tell your boss you need help. I still stand by the philosophy of employ a lazy fuck as they will find the quickest way to get stuff done and home for a pint. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 I actually quite enjoy my job but working longer hours for no extra benefit... fuck that. It’s funny though, these folk that stay late or are in early are usually on auto trader or bbc sport.+ rightmove is always good for burning time. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 I still stand by the philosophy of employ a lazy fuck as they will find the quickest way to get stuff done and home for a pint.Agreed Mr Gates. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Fucking hate when the media tries to hype mundane shit up. It's Spring, so there's going to be some pollen floating about. The media are calling it THE DEADLY POLLEN BOMB! OMG there's going to be pollen and IT COULD KILL YOU!!! I'm not even fucking kidding. I'm not a man of violence but I'd like to kick people to death... ...over a period of months. CuntsYeah, heap of pish, my nose got a bit runny and eyes watered a bit near some fields in the next town, I was fearful for my life though Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 When folk leave the remnants of their meal at fast food chains on the table when they are finished and proceed to walk out. Minks. Clear up after yourself you beaut. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 ^ im a take your empty glasses to the bar manAye, it's lazy and rude not to. English cunts in particular are guilty of it. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 That guy that tells you every result that's fucked up his coupons for the last fortnight, and you barely know him? Yep that guy just showed up. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 ^ I've been guilty of a bit of that in the past. Try to rein it in nowadays. Link to comment
Henry Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Guy in the Whatsapp group that says nothing for months then suddenly from nowhere sends a photo of his winning slip in. Eat shit Gamblor. Gambling lol@@manboobs109 ? Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 That guy that tells you every result that's fucked up his coupons for the last fortnight, and you barely know him? Yep that guy just showed up.That guy that tells you every result that's fucked up his coupons for the last fortnight, and you barely know him? Yep that guy just showed up.Aye, and at the end of it the winnings were like £165 or something. Or, he was only 2 results away from winning £5k. Yeah, that’s kind of how betting works, dullard Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 @@manboobs109 ?I've never got any winners to show off H Bomb Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 When folk leave the remnants of their meal at fast food chains on the table when they are finished and proceed to walk out. Minks. Clear up after yourself you beaut.Likely the same people who leave their trollies in the parking space next to where they were parked. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Workmen that don’t like pets Aye, I will lock my cat and dog in another room cos you are a wet blanket. Just clap them on the head and they will fuck off. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 they postcode lottery cunts ir a weird fowersome eh mismatchd fuckd up oddities like.. richt fuckin aff kilter seein thim dain thir latest whaur thir spikken richt intae the cam..shudder doon the spine stuff..ya cunt eh widna blink an eye if thir next wan thiv added levein n mchphee tae thir line up strollin doon the culdesac in a red puffa singin aboot knockin yer back door in..a nichtmare kruegar cidna hae dreamt up 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 ^ im a take your empty glasses to the bar man Same. It's just the right thing to do. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 High tables in restaurants. Fuck off. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 High tables in restaurants. Fuck off.@@tup Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 In my case it was sitting at a low table with a hairy arse crack sat to my left at a high table. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 In my case it was sitting at a low table with a hairy arse crack sat to my left at a high table.The missus? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Someone texting whilst driving...whilst you're a passenger. Fuck clean aff. Disregard your ane safety but nae mine. Link to comment
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