Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

And of course the loud mouth weegie, who does no actual work and spends his day touring the coffee machines and interrupting people with his insufferable "patter".  It's a 2 for 1.

 

You should put laxatives in the coffee machine. 

[BrianFaePerth]

'Fine day for ducks'

 

 

'Bbbrrrrrrr'

 

'That's summer over' etc

Not familiar with any of the above

[Bluto10]

aye suppose there isn’t really a summer of any kind in Bergen

[Hewitt a the pies]

You're not wrong

 

People feel the need to say something when in your vicinity. Social anxiety.

 

It's ok to say nothing. I encourage it

I find putting in my earphones makes me invisible. Anti-social I know but there is the option of taking one out when someone you actually like comes by.

[Poodler]

The Brewdog AGM

 

Must be absolutely intolerable being there. Women trying to be involved in beer. How much shares have you got? Urrrrgh

[The Boofon]

Brewdog AGM?

 

all i know about it is the biggest mongol ive ever come across, his name is Davie the Mong, gets excited about it every year.

 

the best fucking bit about it is he doesnt even drink.

 

Tells me all i need to know.

 

although i wont bash the beers for no reason, ive tasted a few i like and a few i dont. 

 

different beer.......for different needs.

 

 

That Elvis Juice is the only one I can manage. Rest I've tasted have been pish.

 

They've got a deal with BA now to serve it on their flights. Gads.

 

Sticking to Tanqueray and tonic washed down with Kir Royale.

[Poodler]

Car clubs

 

 

As in, Cozzy owners Scotland, civic type r members etc

 

That all get together and drive in a big line of poovery

[manboobs109]

Post. Don't think me or the Missus have opened an envelope for about 3 years but still the fucking things come. Huge fucking pile of it in the spare room coz for some reason we both hate throwing it out. If I could I'd tell the postie to fuck off but I reckon they'd still give us it.

[tightbreeks]

Moving house. What a palaver. We have been paying house insurance for the place we lived in before here. Classic. Thank fuck Lloyd's and tsb are going to reimburse us for this cluster fuck.

[tightbreeks]

Cancelling sky. Bt, here we come.

[Chewie37]

That Elvis Juice is the only one I can manage. Rest I've tasted have been pish.

 

They've got a deal with BA now to serve it on their flights. Gads.

 

Sticking to Tanqueray and tonic washed down with Kir Royale.

Read an article years ago about how your taste buds change when you’re at altitude in a plane, Gin & Tonic is reckoned to be the best tasting drink when flying.......I’ve experimented with this over many years and my conclusion is bulletproof........it is

[The Boofon]

Read an article years ago about how your taste buds change when you’re at altitude in a plane, Gin & Tonic is reckoned to be the best tasting drink when flying.......I’ve experimented with this over many years and my conclusion is bulletproof........it is

 

 

Your sense of taste changes. Bloody Mary another high altitude delight.

[Henry]

Post. Don't think me or the Missus have opened an envelope for about 3 years but still the fucking things come. Huge fucking pile of it in the spare room coz for some reason we both hate throwing it out. If I could I'd tell the postie to fuck off but I reckon they'd still give us it.

 

Sounds like you're developing into one of those weird hoarding couples you see on TV

[The Boofon]

Sounds like you're developing into one of those weird hoarding couples you see on TV

 

 

Manboobs is Brian from After Life.

[manboobs109]

Sounds like you're developing into one of those weird hoarding couples you see on TV

Yeah maybe. The wife keeps going on about buying a shredder but I'm far too grippit for that shit.

[manboobs109]

That's actually a good idea Dad. Big fire down my way tonight.

[Henry]

 

Manboobs and wife tonight.

[alscotoz]

 

Manboobs and wife tonight.

 

 

   

[Chewie37]

Your sense of taste changes. Bloody Mary another high altitude delight.

Never thought of that.....I’m assuming one in First/Business Class though? Just a plain council Bloody Mary with vodka and britvic tomato is rank

[Chewie37]

 

Manboobs and wife tonight.

And even in that outfit they’ll still slag off the burka

[For Fecks Sake]

People who phone you (prime suspects of this are my wife or my mum) but your busy in the middle of something and decline their call. Two seconds later they phone back, you decline it again only for them to ring back two seconds after that.

 

Gets you thinking that perhaps something is a miss so you stop what your doing and call them back only for:

 

1)Them not to pick up

 

Or

 

2)Answer and say all is OK but as they 'kept on being cut off' they decided to call again and again.

 

Give me strength

[elephantstone78]

^

Good one.

[dazzy_deff]

People who phone you (prime suspects of this are my wife or my mum) but your busy in the middle of something and decline their call. Two seconds later they phone back, you decline it again only for them to ring back two seconds after that.

 

Gets you thinking that perhaps something is a miss so you stop what your doing and call them back only for:

 

1)Them not to pick up

 

Or

 

2)Answer and say all is OK but as they 'kept on being cut off' they decided to call again and again.

 

Give me strength

Must be a wife thing, mine does it too. Phones my mobile three times then phones the house phone. Pain in the ass.

[Studebaker-90]

My gf phones me to announce that she has parked up outside the house and is just coming in the door. Fucking Poltus

[BrianFaePerth]

Has she had incidents in the past were she's walked in on you wanking or wearing her unmentionables?

[Chewie37]

It’s a nice trait that Bri always thinks the best of people

[Studebaker-90]

Has she had incidents in the past were she's walked in on you wanking or wearing her unmentionables?

Why are they mutually exclusive?

[Wester Hailes Skins]

The degree of PCness by Sky Sports is now just totally weird and off putting. Same for all football commentary and punditry now.

 

That said. I do like the manager of Chelsea Ladies cos she's a total Ray Winstone, with long hair.

[reekie_dock]

Observant wife’s

 

Got new IPTV and included is about 40 odd porn channels. After I dropped wife at work and I decided to browse the channels with my pants at my ankles.

 

After a solid 30 mins chucked the wank sock in the fool washing pile and continued on we Ma day.

 

Picked her up from work and as am parking car on drive she immediately says whys the blinds in living room closed. Rumbled

[BrianFaePerth]

People that talk to themselves. Fuckin loud bastards.