Redforever86 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Cunts wanting a free last minute cancelation cause their father in law has died. Claim the cost on your travel insurance fuck all to do with me. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Internet providers. £50 to move address Goodbye Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Cheap bin bagsNo need for the hassle of a bin bag ripping Just pay the extra quid and get decent ones. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Cheap bin bagsNo need for the hassle of a bin bag ripping Just pay the extra quid and get decent ones.^this Cheap tea bags too-horrible pissy tea... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 I heartily recommend Simple Human binbags, terrific quality.Are they your preferred option for the disposing of your victims? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 If they can give you proof then give them a wee discount If I can resell the room I never charge people fuck all. Often let them stay at another date for free if I can't resell it also. But I just can't abide folk coming the cunt, thinking they are special and the terms don't apply to them. Telling me Singapore airlines is refunding their flight so I should too. Get to fuck min, if I had a father in law that died and I decided to close the place leaving him to have to sleep on the street but I never charged them I'm sure that'd be fine.... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Good to see Scottish customer service is as wonderful as ever. Link to comment
S2RDS Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Cheap bog roll... one doesn't choose to wipe ones arse with fucking sandpaper. Also, thon toilet roll dispensers that distribute one thin sheet of paper at a time... fits the point. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Greedy bastards People that take more than their fair share. On a course and the boy I’m sat next to is a mammoth. 2 massive full plates of buffet food at lunch and he’s tanned all the water on the table himself just about. Just because you’re 21 stone doesn’t mean you can help yourself to everything. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Greedy bastards People that take more than their fair share. On a course and the boy I’m sat next to is a mammoth. 2 massive full plates of buffet food at lunch and he’s tanned all the water on the table himself just about. Just because you’re 21 stone doesn’t mean you can help yourself to everything. He’s Probably watching Peak Practice later. I’ve never seen it. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Bloody repeat.... not for me I hadn’t seen it Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Good to see Scottish customer service is as wonderful as ever. I should lose money cause some yankee cunt can't be bothered to claim on his travel insurance (or is a spaz and doesn't have any). Wise up, I've got lagers to buy. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Yeah.... and he also intimated the one of his weaknesses was eczema Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 The quality of fruit in the supermarkets. Bought some 'ripe and ready' pears, you could smash windows with the cunts. Same with the nectarines I bought. Robbing cunts. Link to comment
eeps Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Aye come on now manchebs - test thy fruit. Its simple maths.True, however labeling rock hard fruit 'ripe and ready' is taking ze piss unless they mean ready for knocking some cunt out. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 I heartily recommend sainsburys own quilted toilet roll - terrific quality.I heartily recommend sainsburys own quilted toilet roll - terrific quality.Pops, you are like a poundshop social media influencer. You should have a you tube channel where you can promote basic household goods. A budget Kardashian What soap powder do you recommend? Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 I heartily recommend Simple Human binbags, terrific quality.Consider using one to asphyxiate yourself. 2 1 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 The phrase "to die for" when describing food.Fuck off. Ive started pulling folk up on it. "The Carrot Cake was so good you would end your existence on the planet was it?"My wife then pulls me up about it later saying I'm the embarrassing cunt.Does your good lady also correct you / the kids when you / they say you’re starving?Mine has started doing this and it’s beginning to grate. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Does your good lady also correct you / the kids when you / they say you’re starving?Mine has started doing this and it’s beginning to grate.My mum always used to say "you might be hungry but you're hardly starving" Awww fuck off. It's a figure of speech. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Canna beat a good nectarine Messy hoors, thoughSame with pomegranates. Love them but they are a right cunt to eat. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 fruits nae fir ye.. it winna pit the meat oan yer breests.. hawl eh picked these hings up oan the wiy hame the nicht n eh thot eh yersel whin eh taein thim oot the freezerfir when yer tae lazy tae cook.. thi hit the spot Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 "I need a shite" is also quite a weird thing to say. "Well here you go my good pal. I have one right here in my bag just for you. Need no more" They're using shite as a verb, you're hearing it as a noun. Before doling out gratis feces, ask them how they intend shite to read. If they say 'noun' then, yes, hand them their free shite, but it might also be a good idea to change the kind of company you keep inna. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 fruits nae fir ye.. it winna pit the meat oan yer breests.. hawl eh picked these hings up oan the wiy hame the nicht n eh thot eh yersel whin eh taein thim oot the freezerhttps://i.postimg.cc/286fRsmx/DSC-0036.jpgfir when yer tae lazy tae cook.. thi hit the spotYou should get some pomegranate molasses for your home Brew AK. Nice addition for an IPA I reckon Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 thats tae gimmicky aw cunts ir daein that the noo..but eh hiv succumbed tae the gimmickynes eh the daft name n label design fir it..came tae meh lest nicht oot the blu- 'mr mols merried fir love ipa' n its jist goat ez weddin photo n a fancy blu font..still workin oan the fine detail then eh need thon connor cunt daein the merketin fir it Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 I had used to have a manager that would say “a change of tact” which was annoying. Also never understood “like a duck out of water”. Ducks are actually pretty comfortable out of water. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Same with pomegranates. Love them but they are a right cunt to eat. you're welcome. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Harsh sonArch I don't mean it. Just trying to fit in with the ambience around here. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Folk needlessly escalating stuff to HR. FFS just go and speak to them or your supervisor and tell them you weren’t happy with their advances or kick him in the balls. Basically he tried it on on a night out. It’s nae like he fucking raped you. Just causes a world of pain for all involved. Link to comment
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