Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

Sorry, I shouldn't have joked about your poverty. That wasn't cool.

You don't collect trainers by any chance?

[Betty Swallicks]

Scooters > motorbikes.

 

Mods > smellies.

 

Trainers > boots.

 

Parka/Harrington > leathers.

 

etc etc.

[Betty Swallicks]

Drivel.

 

Drink in The Belmont CPees?

 

Nomads. Fat Freddie or whatever he was called.

 

Had ace carry ons with them.

[maryhilldon]

Rubbish.

 

Harleys or tourers in general are made for comfortable long rides.

 

Most will easily get to well over 100mph pretty rapidly.

Most importantly, they look great.

[King Street Loon]

Coming off the bypass from the north at the westhill notoriously bad for this. I usually have a daily dose of road rage there. Lazy bastards not waiting and going right round it in the outside lane. Cunts.

See it every day on my home.

Some cunt is going to end up causing an accident there.

[King Street Loon]

Adding to the shite driver theme, folk that take corners at 2mph. Particularly annoying when turning right at traffic lights. Or left for over seas hatters, present company accepted. Really aggravates me and often sees me jumping up and down in my seat screaming at them to fuck off. That’s often followed up by over taking them and staring them down whilst shaking my head disapprovingly

Haha, I do that too.

[Ke1t]

Rubbish.

 

Harleys or tourers in general are made for comfortable long rides.

 

Most will easily get to well over 100mph pretty rapidly.

 

 

If you want to get to 100mph there are bikes that do it faster. 

 

If you want to go touring there are bikes that let you do it cheaper. 

 

If you want a wee bike ride along the freeway there are bikes that do it quieter. 

 

I know a few Harley owners, her old man owns a couple, in fact he's probably getting ready to get them out of storage in the next month or so... that means he'll be turning up at our door on one of the noisy cunts o things and pissing off our neighbours... not that I give much of a fuck about most of our neighbours. 

 

Her folks do, admittedly, go touring on their bikes. They used to go to Sturgis routinely, which is less about touring and more about getting pissed up and watching fat birds get their tits out. 

 

Anyway, at some point we'll probably inherit the fucking things. 

 

They'll be getting selt right quick. 

[BWG]

On the shite drivers trend, folk who ignore car park one way systems and then look at you as if you're the cunt when they come down the lane the wrong way.

[YorkDon]

Had some guy screaming and shouting at me the other day cos I didn’t thank him for letting me through when it was my right of way anyway.!

Cars were parked on his side and as I drove past him he was remonstrating and shouting the daft cunt as if he’d done me a favour...

[maryhilldon]

The Harley Breakout CVO is a beautiful speciman.

 

The Indian Dark horse aswell.

 

Right up my street.

I know fuck all about bikes, but there's a Harley dealers at CharingX just a few doors along from my old work and I used to stop to admire those beautiful machines.

[Ke1t]

Buy that abandoned mine with the loot.

 

Set up a recording studio for Hat podcasts and a Walk It Off wellness clinic.

 

Lovely stuff.

 

That is a beautiful dream. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Motorbikes are for homosexuals. End of.

[Fridge]

Do you have one?

[The Boofon]

More comfort when touring and look a bit different?

 

It's like buying a hatch back instead of an Ariel atom etc surely.

Safe or unsafe?

 

@@Poodler

[Poodler]

Decent way to sign out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Black armbands. Wtf is that still a thing for

[Poodler]

When they won't turn the juker up

[Ke1t]

Company coming over tonight, so we're doing a bit of an extra clean up. 

 

The wife is fucking hopeless at this. She put a pair of her shoes into the closet, next thing you know every single pair of fucking shoes that were in that closet is strewn across the floor, accompanied by gasps of, "Oh, THESE are cute! I forgot about them!" And now she's like a fucking 5 year old sitting in amongst piles of building blocks, all tidying forgotten. 

 

"You're doing the opposite of tidying." I tell her. 

 

"What, so I'm not allowed to look at my shoes?" she says all defensive. 

 

"Fucking hell." Says me. 

 

Now it's a fight. 

 

So anyway... a pet hate of mine. The fucking wife. 

[Zeus]

Identikit young folk

 

*Steen island top

*Skinny jeans

*Nae socks

*Nike air Max trainers

 

 

Fully aware I'm a miserable old cunt these days tbf

[Ke1t]

Sell this woman, buy that mine.

 

That old copper mine is looking more attractive by the day. 

[Studebaker-90]

Motorbikes are for homosexuals. End of.

Seems oddly exclusive

[For Fecks Sake]

Identikit young folk

 

*Steen island top

*Skinny jeans

*Nae socks

*Nike air Max trainers

 

 

Fully aware I'm a miserable old cunt these days tbf

A rare outing into Aberdeen last night and shocked to find Cousins and Bex Bar are no more.....

 

However as per your comments above, was constantly shaking my head at the procession of metrosexual woofters who were wearing such outfits.

 

On the other hand there were some bang tidy burds out wearing next to nothing which provided some great viewing

[Fridge]

Waiting to cross the road. Saw one of those non sock wearing Foundry knobs . Considered nutting him. Are birds attracted by ankles?

 

Luckily my brain decided jail and not hitting Market Street tonight to refrain.

[Studebaker-90]

People queueing outside of rev to get in. Sad fucks

[Fridge]

Soul bar also. Mental.

[Redforever86]

Seen the photos. Fuck me, they need to get a grip.

 

Aye let’s queue for an hour to get some over priced average as fuck cocktails when we could just get pissed next door.

 

Mongs.

[Don Fonte]

Absolute serpents the lot of them. Even the tidy birds amongst them.

[Poodler]

Women drinking

 

Shouldn't be allowed.

 

Specifically said to her over breakfast - pace yourself, it'll be a long day for you.

 

SOS phone call by 1500, lying in the doorway to Snuggery.

 

Idiot.

[DD1903]

Women drinking

 

Shouldn't be allowed.

 

Specifically said to her over breakfast - pace yourself, it'll be a long day for you.

 

SOS phone call by 1500, lying in the doorway to Snuggery.

 

Idiot.

Middle aged women drinking is a minefield. Groups of mums, who haven't had a drink - other than the odd wine - for ages, meeting up for lunch, downing cocktails and Prosecco like it's water, then wondering why they've soiled themselves.

 

'My drink must have been spiked!!'

 

Yep. Must have. Probably with booze

[BWG]

Middle aged women drinking is a minefield. Groups of mums, who haven't had a drink - other than the odd wine - for ages, meeting up for lunch, downing cocktails and Prosecco like it's water, then wondering why they've soiled themselves.

 

'My drink must have been spiked!!'

 

Yep. Must have. Probably with booze

 

Honestly this one drives me up the wall.

 

No you fud, you just canna handle your drink.

 

Some years back I and a few others got a phone call from the police because a lassie who was out in our group, who was just completely shitfaced, had phoned the police because she woke up naked and couldn't remember how she got home.  She'd called the police and said that someone had spiked her drink.  An utter waste of time and frankly awkward for all involved.

[Poodler]

Honestly this one drives me up the wall.

 

No you fud, you just canna handle your drink.

 

Some years back I and a few others got a phone call from the police because a lassie who was out in our group, who was just completely shitfaced, had phoned the police because she woke up naked and couldn't remember how she got home. She'd called the police and said that someone had spiked her drink. An utter waste of time and frankly awkward for all involved.

Have also been the victim of that.

 

Firstly, I don't need to drug your sister to sleep with her and secondly, if I had drugs I would take them myself.

 

She's a woman, she can't handle drink that's the long and short of it.

 

Women can fuck off