dazzy_deff Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 People who barge everyone out the way to get a lifejacket when going home from offshore. Everyone will get one mate, the chopper ain't leaving without ya. Geordies 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 “Smoking kills” Aye so does diabetes you fat bastard. Away and drown yourself. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 People who barge everyone out the way to get a lifejacket when going home from offshore. Everyone will get one mate, the chopper ain't leaving without ya. GeordiesHaha, and what's the survival stats anyway if yous ditch in the NS? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Haha, and what's the survival stats anyway if yous ditch in the NS?Decent stats for ditching. Not so good for crashing. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Consider using one to asphyxiate yourself.@mods tup was banned for less 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 People who just use their hands in the shower for shower gel. Psychopaths. A vigorous scrub with a body puff is the very least you should do (changed regularly). I haven't been watching people shower, just a lack of essentials in the bathroom leads me to that conclusion and subsequent repulse 1 Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Fuckers at work who crawl up the bosses's sphincter. And don't even try and hide it. Have coffee with the chief exec, in Starbucks, in full view of everyone, with previously no requirement to do so cnuts Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 People who just use their hands in the shower for shower gel. Psychopaths. A vigorous scrub with a body puff is the very least you should do (changed regularly).I haven't been watching people shower, just a lack of essentials in the bathroom leads me to that conclusion and subsequent repulseNever heard anything so ridiculous in all my life. Proper mannies get their hands in in about the gooch and up the arse crack for a good scrub. Awa with your loofahs and exfoliating body scrub you Gaylord. 2 Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 @mods tup was banned for less@Grass Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 'a body puff' Off you pop Poodler you wee prickHad on, half the board was discussing moisturising tips last week! Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Had on, half the board was discussing moisturising tips last week!As long as you stop at the tip it’s fine Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I stand by it. A scrubby thing gets a decent lather going. Ca beat it. Don't need to spend so much on shower gel too. Top money saving tip there, Dad. Edit, Mobbio, what was your alkie shower technique?! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 A body puff ffs. Eh have lost the little respect eh had for you poodles. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 No need for shower gel. Soap and shampoo only for moi. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Where did that respect come from Bri? Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 A body puff ffs. Eh have lost the little respect eh had for you poodles.Losing respect for folk employing good personal hygiene? That's so very unsurprising. 2 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Poodles started the whole moisturizer discussion and then backtracked quickly claiming he was joking. Now bodypuffgate. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Feel as dry as the serengetti after using soap Maybe needs some moisturiser after it... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 People that add "gate" on to every scandal ffs Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 you're welcome. https://youtu.be/5BExPRwPdAsI'll give that a go thanks. Got a nice juicy one for tonight. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I've recently changed from shower gel to a bar of soap, much better. Get some funky smelling soaps these days. Bri, would you like the link of the site I use? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Agreed about a body puff. Good for getting a good scrub up your arse crack. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Bars of imperial leather with pubes and lumps of shit on it are not for me.Dunno what you do with soap but I don't tend to stick it up my arse. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Bars of imperial leather with pubes and lumps of shit on it are not for me.Tell the wife to get her own Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 How do you wash your arsehole. .New thread? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 One for Morag to contribute to. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 How do you wash your arsehole. If I had a bar of soap it would be going straight onto the problem area.Rub the soap into a lather in your hand and then go into the arsehole region. No need for the actual bar to go anywhere close. Link to comment
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