Studebaker-90 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 When folk leave skid marks on the toilet There is a few dirty bastards in my office that absolutely destroy the chunty and leave their pebble dashed excrement all over the pan. Enough to make you vomit. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Would you clean a public toilet? I'd probably sort it at home. Not so much a public place, gads Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Would you clean a public toilet? I'd probably sort it at home. Not so much a public place, gadsEasy enough if there is a toilet brush, just give it a quick whirl. I’d be more inclined to leave skids at home to piss her off. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 When folk leave skid marks on the toilet There is a few dirty bastards in my office that absolutely destroy the chunty and leave their pebble dashed excrement all over the pan. Enough to make you vomit.Shitting at work is bad enough. Leaving a manky mess in there should be a sackable offence. Link to comment
BWG Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I try and shit exclusively on company time. Weekends are a bit of a bastard. 2 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Pissing on seats + leaving it should be punishable by stoning. *toilet seats Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I try and shit exclusively on company time. Weekends are a bit of a bastard.Haha also one of those slimy bastards Come back from break...away to toilet Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I wonder fit some of my workmates diets are like going by the mess of the toliets at times. Animals One in particular doesn't wash his hands. DISGUSTEN Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I wonder fit some of my workmates diets are like going by the mess of the toliets at times. Animals One in particular doesn't wash his hands. DISGUSTENYou want to try seeing Sultan shit. Good good. Pizza Link to comment
BWG Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Break would imply I do any actual work whilst in the office. I didn't get 11,701 posts and counting on the hat by working. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Courier drivers...again DPD this time. Hopeless. Just hopeless. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 As long as you stop at the tip it’s fineHahahaha Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I try and shit exclusively on company time. Weekends are a bit of a bastard. This ^. I've seen me holding in a shite when I used to work 5mins fae the hoose.Straight in the door and head to bog with the paper, exit once fairly sure some other cunt is in mid tea making. Pissing on seats + leaving it should be punishable by stoning. *toilet seats Causes major strops if that happens in the wifies bog at work. Link to comment
BWG Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Historic Scotland and trying to do anything to a listed building. Bunch of absolute cunts who would fit in well with the WANKS. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Historic Scotland and trying to do anything to a listed building. Bunch of absolute cunts who would fit in well with the WANKS. You bide in a castle min? Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 It’s the odd occasion when you encounter one of these motherfuckers in the office bogs. Cunt must have given birth to it. https://i.imgflip.com/1xww7r.jpg Link to comment
BWG Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 You bide in a castle min? No my butler stays in the castle. I live in a Citadel. I'm in the process of trying to get double glazing installed and the cunts refuse to allow it and instead want me to put secondary glazing in. It's sash and case windows so secondary glazing will mean the shutters will be closed in, which I'm arguing is more detrimental to the "character of the building" (their words, not mine). I'm keeping the bars across the windows etc so I don't see a problem, but these cunts disagree. Anyone ever lied on a property questionnaire? Completely unrelated. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 No my butler stays in the castle. I live in a Citadel. I'm in the process of trying to get double glazing installed and the cunts refuse to allow it and instead want me to put secondary glazing in. It's sash and case windows so secondary glazing will mean the shutters will be closed in, which I'm arguing is more detrimental to the "character of the building" (their words, not mine). I'm keeping the bars across the windows etc so I don't see a problem, but these cunts disagree. Anyone ever lied on a property questionnaire? Completely unrelated.You need a letter from a joiner saying the original windows are beyond repair. That’s what I got for a Grade B listed building consent. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 SandSunbathingSalty Water Basically the beach. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 No my butler stays in the castle. I live in a Citadel. I'm in the process of trying to get double glazing installed and the cunts refuse to allow it and instead want me to put secondary glazing in. It's sash and case windows so secondary glazing will mean the shutters will be closed in, which I'm arguing is more detrimental to the "character of the building" (their words, not mine). I'm keeping the bars across the windows etc so I don't see a problem, but these cunts disagree. Anyone ever lied on a property questionnaire? Completely unrelated.Planners are a nightmare. Petty and never meet the timescales they're meant to follow. Would they not even let you put in pvc sash windows? Used to live in a conservation area - for years they didn't bother, so plenty of flats/houses had random windows fitted. Then, suddenly it became a massive deal. Residents were being served notice for not meeting the conservation requirements when getting new windows fitted. Didn't matter that their neighbour had some horrendous silver metal framed 80s horrors... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 You need a letter from a joiner saying the original windows are beyond repair. That’s what I got for a Grade B listed building consent.Grade B LOL Link to comment
BWG Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Planners are a nightmare. Petty and never meet the timescales they're meant to follow. Would they not even let you put in pvc sash windows? Used to live in a conservation area - for years they didn't bother, so plenty of flats/houses had random windows fitted. Then, suddenly it became a massive deal. Residents were being served notice for not meeting the conservation requirements when getting new windows fitted. Didn't matter that their neighbour had some horrendous silver metal framed 80s horrors... No, I originally asked to put in sash pvc as it looks identical and got told to jog on. Then I asked if I could fit double glazing and retain the wooden frame features and have again been told to be on my bike. It's a conservation area but I'm one of the few listed buildings, however as you say almost every other building has standard windows, some of which are fairly horrendous. One of the other listed buildings has been able to install double glazing though, so it makes no sense that I'm not allowed. RE getting a joiner to condemn the frames, it's a no go. I floated the idea of getting that done and they said that I'll just be made to replace it like for like. They even want the single glazing to be that shitey victorian bubble glass. Oddly enough this came about because one of the panes is cracked, so I wanted to swap out the entire set of windows and ended up down this fucking rabbit hole. They're fucking mental. Might have to call a Daily Record journo and get a picture of me with my arms folded standing outside the property at this rate. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Grade B LOLNot sure why that’s funny. Weirdo. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 No, I originally asked to put in sash pvc as it looks identical and got told to jog on. Then I asked if I could fit double glazing and retain the wooden frame features and have again been told to be on my bike. It's a conservation area but I'm one of the few listed buildings, however as you say almost every other building has standard windows, some of which are fairly horrendous. One of the other listed buildings has been able to install double glazing though, so it makes no sense that I'm not allowed. RE getting a joiner to condemn the frames, it's a no go. I floated the idea of getting that done and they said that I'll just be made to replace it like for like. They even want the single glazing to be that shitey victorian bubble glass. Oddly enough this came about because one of the panes is cracked, so I wanted to swap out the entire set of windows and ended up down this fucking rabbit hole. They're fucking mental. Might have to call a Daily Record journo and get a picture of me with my arms folded standing outside the property at this rate.All this goes to explain your ongoing rage and anger on this site. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 SandSunbathingSalty Water Basically the beach.Good groove armada tune Link to comment
BWG Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 All this goes to explain your ongoing rage and anger on this site. Venting on The Hat is very therapeutic. Also - fuck off and die, cunt. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 No, I originally asked to put in sash pvc as it looks identical and got told to jog on. Then I asked if I could fit double glazing and retain the wooden frame features and have again been told to be on my bike. It's a conservation area but I'm one of the few listed buildings, however as you say almost every other building has standard windows, some of which are fairly horrendous. One of the other listed buildings has been able to install double glazing though, so it makes no sense that I'm not allowed. RE getting a joiner to condemn the frames, it's a no go. I floated the idea of getting that done and they said that I'll just be made to replace it like for like. They even want the single glazing to be that shitey victorian bubble glass. Oddly enough this came about because one of the panes is cracked, so I wanted to swap out the entire set of windows and ended up down this fucking rabbit hole. They're fucking mental. Might have to call a Daily Record journo and get a picture of me with my arms folded standing outside the property at this rate.The old wooden sash windows look poor at times, I don't get why they don't allow pvc sash - like you say, you can't tell the difference. With the push for better insulation of houses, this is the type of thing that should be allowed Link to comment
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