Don Fonte Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 I've genuinely been pishing myself all day. If he'd just left it you'd kinda think "bit weird but fuck it, boys out his nut, fair dos" The deletion suggests there was more smoking than drinking last night. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Na but I bummed him as he slept one time. Passed out under a bridge in Newcastle.Should have got a tit wank imo. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 i missed all that. thankfully Dad (also missing now) posted lots of photos of you anyway. thankfully Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Why though? I’m rarely in but every time I am there is a high concentration of absolute hackers there Was only in for beers, fuck being in for more than 5 minsIt's a combination of 1)the travelator up to the second floor so the overweight lazy clientele don't have to walk up any steps And 2)the Mcdonalds in the same location so once they have finished their convince shop they can enjoy a 'gourmet' burger before slouching back to their sad lives. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 I didn't ask for fuck all to be deleted. I still maintain it'd be a good thread. Cunts hands and cocks n'that. Fucking censorship. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Take a picture of a body part I think. I'd been smoking Thai stick, the wife and nipper were at her brothers. The whole day from 1pm onwards is a bit sketchy. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Further explanation required son - what?He put a thread up asking for photos of blokes love truncheon. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 One had a massive nudger though that was so noticeable that you could make out the ridge on his helmet. His Mother really should have told him to change. Indecent exposure I'd say. Some lads arsehole will feel the full fury of that.Nearly missed myself laughing Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Take a picture of a body part I think. I'd been smoking Thai stick, the wife and nipper were at her brothers. The whole day from 1pm onwards is a bit sketchy.Funnily enough, I seen a shot of the Boofters bellpiece not long after the thread went live. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Id imagine the good folk of the hat will forget moobz incident and never mention it ever again. That the way it usually goes.He'll try and top it now you've brought it up. Just the way he is. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 I didn't ask for fuck all to be deleted. I still maintain it'd be a good thread. Cunts hands and cocks n'that. Fucking censorship.So how come you want pictures of our clocks, out of interest? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Apparently Android autocorrects 'cocks' as 'clocks'. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Thats one of my phrases. If I didnt know better I'd accuse you of being my sock puppet. therefor, t'was a deliberate attempt to throw folk off the scent.Enjoy my scent. Monsier Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 I dunno what Thai stick and bath salts are but if they turn you in to dick pic Rick I'll stick to my coffee, cookies and titties thank you very much. Yeah... it's fucking strange. Not surprising, I guess.. but fucking strange. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 I'd been smoking Thai stick, .Is this like the South Park Fish Sticks joke? https://youtu.be/3Vn2xrSG24w Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Is this like the South Park Fish Sticks joke? Been a while since I watched South Park. Fucking load of shite Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Queue jumpers make me want to commit murder I tell them to get to the back of the fucking queue - if not, there is an ever bigger sceneAs long as you don't just fucking tut at them, then fair play to you.If you have a problem with someone, have the balls to say it to their face or shut the fuck up. That's my philosophy. Dutch fella jumped the queue at the airport on me once and I did the acceptable "hemmin..queue" He actually said "so what", I was tired and impatient so I used the Nicholas Cage "So how about I beat you until you piss blood" line from leaving Las Vegas. He actually turned out to be a sound bloke and we had a pint in departures. I'm quite glad as, in truth, he was fucken huge and would likely have given me a right hiding. True story! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 As long as you don't just fucking tut at them, then fair play to you.If you have a problem with someone, have the balls to say it to their face or shut the fuck up. That's my philosophy. Dutch fella jumped the queue at the airport on me once and I did the acceptable "hemmin..queue" He actually said "so what", I was tired and impatient so I used the Nicholas Cage "So how about I beat you until you piss blood" line from leaving Las Vegas. He actually turned out to be a sound bloke and we had a pint in departures. I'm quite glad as, in truth, he was fucken huge and would likely have given me a right hiding. True story!@@Henry Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Apparently Android autocorrects 'cocks' as 'clocks'.AK keeps getting sent to the Timex website Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 No cunt Ken what Thai stick is? Fucking squares Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Haha haha.You did well to turn that round from using that line to having a drink together. How you do that? This charming man.Did you show him a dick pic?That's just the Dutch for you. I think he appreciated my bravado. I was pleased. I was willing to back up my threat, but do suspect it would have been like a scene from the A-team where the bad guy hits BA and he just growls at them. To be clear..I am not BA in that scene. Ironically, we weren't flying BA. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Haha.Fair play man.Sometimes you just share the acknowledgement that you are both being fannies and crack on with being human again.Shag him?Couldn't reach and there wasnt a step ladder in the bogs. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 KLM? (Loved Ancients of Mumu)Yep! A classy airline if ever there was one, although sadly I am forced to fly BA most of the timem Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Yep! A classy airline if ever there was one, although sadly I am forced to fly BA most of the timemKLM make BA look like a luxury private airline. KLM are shite, old fleet of aircraft, their hostess uniforms are bogging whike the average age of one is 50+ Give me BA any day and the added bonus of their hostesses being usually decent looking. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 BA LOLHad this debate before, each to their own but BA does me just fine. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 It's been a few years since I've been on a KLM plane however it was an old bucket of a thing.BA are getting better planes however they are now just a posh easyjet. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Cattle class they are much the same. Business class KLM is better in my experience. Haven't flown premium economy with KLM but have to admit the BA premium economy is decent enough. Still had better experiences with KLM overall though. Link to comment
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