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[Don Fonte]

I've genuinely been pishing myself all day.

 

If he'd just left it you'd kinda think "bit weird but fuck it, boys out his nut, fair dos"

 

The deletion suggests there was more smoking than drinking last night.

[Don Fonte]

Na but I bummed him as he slept one time.

Passed out under a bridge in Newcastle.

Should have got a tit wank imo.

[Redforever86]

i missed all that. thankfully

 

Dad (also missing now) posted lots of photos of you anyway. thankfully

[For Fecks Sake]

Why though?

 

I’m rarely in but every time I am there is a high concentration of absolute hackers there

 

Was only in for beers, fuck being in for more than 5 mins

It's a combination of

 

1)the travelator up to the second floor so the overweight lazy clientele don't have to walk up any steps

 

And

 

2)the Mcdonalds in the same location so once they have finished their convince shop they can enjoy a 'gourmet' burger before slouching back to their sad lives.

[manboobs109]

I didn't ask for fuck all to be deleted. I still maintain it'd be a good thread. Cunts hands and cocks n'that. Fucking censorship.

[manboobs109]

Take a picture of a body part I think. I'd been smoking Thai stick, the wife and nipper were at her brothers. The whole day from 1pm onwards is a bit sketchy.

[Don Fonte]

Further explanation required son - what?

He put a thread up asking for photos of blokes love truncheon.

[Arabian Knight]

[ericblack4boss]

One had a massive nudger though that was so noticeable that you could make out the ridge on his helmet. His Mother really should have told him to change.

 

Indecent exposure I'd say.

 

Some lads arsehole will feel the full fury of that.

Nearly missed myself laughing

[Guest milne_afc]

Take a picture of a body part I think. I'd been smoking Thai stick, the wife and nipper were at her brothers. The whole day from 1pm onwards is a bit sketchy.

Funnily enough, I seen a shot of the Boofters bellpiece not long after the thread went live.

[Guest milne_afc]

Id imagine the good folk of the hat will forget moobz incident and never mention it ever again. That the way it usually goes.

He'll try and top it now you've brought it up. Just the way he is.

[Ke1t]

I didn't ask for fuck all to be deleted. I still maintain it'd be a good thread. Cunts hands and cocks n'that. Fucking censorship.

So how come you want pictures of our clocks, out of interest?

[Simply Red]

[Ke1t]

Apparently Android autocorrects 'cocks' as 'clocks'.

[Simply Red]

Thats one of my phrases. If I didnt know better I'd accuse you of being my sock puppet.

 

therefor, t'was a deliberate attempt to throw folk off the scent.

Enjoy my scent. Monsier

[Ke1t]

 

I dunno what Thai stick and bath salts are but if they turn you in to dick pic Rick I'll stick to my coffee, cookies and titties thank you very much.

 

Yeah... it's fucking strange. 

 

Not surprising, I guess.. but fucking strange. 

[Chewie37]

I'd been smoking Thai stick, .

Is this like the South Park Fish Sticks joke?

 

https://youtu.be/3Vn2xrSG24w

[alscotoz]

Is this like the South Park Fish Sticks joke?

 

 

Been a while since I watched South Park. Fucking load of shite

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Queue jumpers make me want to commit murder

I tell them to get to the back of the fucking queue - if not, there is an ever bigger scene

As long as you don't just fucking tut at them, then fair play to you.

If you have a problem with someone, have the balls to say it to their face or shut the fuck up. That's my philosophy.

 

Dutch fella jumped the queue at the airport on me once and I did the acceptable "hemmin..queue"

 

He actually said "so what", I was tired and impatient so I used the Nicholas Cage "So how about I beat you until you piss blood" line from leaving Las Vegas.

 

He actually turned out to be a sound bloke and we had a pint in departures.

 

I'm quite glad as, in truth, he was fucken huge and would likely have given me a right hiding.

 

True story!

[manboobs109]

As long as you don't just fucking tut at them, then fair play to you.

If you have a problem with someone, have the balls to say it to their face or shut the fuck up. That's my philosophy.

 

Dutch fella jumped the queue at the airport on me once and I did the acceptable "hemmin..queue"

 

He actually said "so what", I was tired and impatient so I used the Nicholas Cage "So how about I beat you until you piss blood" line from leaving Las Vegas.

 

He actually turned out to be a sound bloke and we had a pint in departures.

 

I'm quite glad as, in truth, he was fucken huge and would likely have given me a right hiding.

 

True story!

@@Henry

[BrianFaePerth]

Apparently Android autocorrects 'cocks' as 'clocks'.

AK keeps getting sent to the Timex website

[manboobs109]

No cunt Ken what Thai stick is? Fucking squares

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Haha haha.

You did well to turn that round from using that line to having a drink together. How you do that?

This charming man.

Did you show him a dick pic?

That's just the Dutch for you. I think he appreciated my bravado.

 

I was pleased. I was willing to back up my threat, but do suspect it would have been like a scene from the A-team where the bad guy hits BA and he just growls at them.

 

To be clear..I am not BA in that scene. Ironically, we weren't flying BA.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Haha.

Fair play man.

Sometimes you just share the acknowledgement that you are both being fannies and crack on with being human again.

Shag him?

Couldn't reach and there wasnt a step ladder in the bogs.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

KLM?

 

 

 

 

(Loved Ancients of Mumu)

Yep! A classy airline if ever there was one, although sadly I am forced to fly BA most of the timem

[For Fecks Sake]

Yep! A classy airline if ever there was one, although sadly I am forced to fly BA most of the timem

KLM make BA look like a luxury private airline. KLM are shite, old fleet of aircraft, their hostess uniforms are bogging whike the average age of one is 50+

 

Give me BA any day and the added bonus of their hostesses being usually decent looking.

[BrianFaePerth]

BA LOL

[For Fecks Sake]

BA LOL

Had this debate before, each to their own but BA does me just fine.

[shut up meg]

It's been a few years since I've been on a KLM plane however it was an old bucket of a thing.

BA are getting better planes however they are now just a posh easyjet.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Cattle class they are much the same. Business class KLM is better in my experience.

 

Haven't flown premium economy with KLM but have to admit the BA premium economy is decent enough.

 

Still had better experiences with KLM overall though.