Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

Och the others boys have explained it. It's the new trendy mental health issue to pretend you suffer from. Obviously people that really have it deserve sympathy and help though.

 

No they don't.

 

I have a mate who is on some spectrum, really clever cunt but was terrible in social situations slow as fuck. Bullied it out of him. You'd barely know now, all he needed was some little cunts who were nae going to pander to his "needs" and give him 5 minutes to think of a reply. He learned to say fit the fuck he needed to ASAP. 

[manboobs109]

^ yeah I know but I felt I needed to be a bit understanding incase Dad had anxiety.

[tightbreeks]

Peeling back the imside cover on the lurpak and not taking it all the way off and dumping it. Mind boggles

[The Boofon]

Peeling back the imside cover on the lurpak and not taking it all the way off and dumping it. Mind boggles

Haha. That’s a belter. Likewise some mink leaving crumbs in the butter.

[Chewie37]

Haha. That’s a belter. Likewise some mink leaving crumbs in the butter.

Yuck, cross contamination of sandwich fillings/toast toppings is mingin, should result in an Arabesque chopping off of the hands

[Ke1t]

Folk who don't have an inside voice. 

 

Standing two feet from you, yet they speak in a voice about a hundred decibels louder than necessary. 

 

Either stop fucking shouting or go stand in another room with the door closed when you talk to me. 

[Henry]

Peeling back the imside cover on the lurpak and not taking it all the way off and dumping it. Mind boggles

@@fatjim

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Folk who don't have an inside voice. 

 

Standing two feet from you, yet they speak in a voice about a hundred decibels louder than necessary. 

 

Either stop fucking shouting or go stand in another room with the door closed when you talk to me. 

 

Not really the same thing, but, when you.accidentally,  or deliberately, do something rude, like jump a queue or something and they turn to someone else  (but clearly intended to be heard by you) and say:

 

"I just can't believe the manners of some people" or shit like that, with the obvious intention of you hearing, but because they didn't directly say anything to you they think you can't respond.

 

I live to prove those cunts wrong.

 

Someone tutted at me in a supermarket once and were surprised when I said quite clearly "Don't tut at me you cunt ! "

 

If I do something stupid and someone calls me out on it, I'll apologise...I was probably just thinking about something else, but if you pull that passive aggressive shit, you can fuck right off.

[Redforever86]

Not pointing at anyone in particular... but folk who think their stupidity means they can ignore societal norms, politeness and basic courtesy.

[The Boofon]

Not really the same thing, but, when you.accidentally, or deliberately, do something rude, like jump a queue or something and they turn to someone else (but

clearly intended to be heard by

you) and say:

 

"I just can't believe the manners of some people" or shit like that, with the obvious intention of you hearing, but because they didn't directly say anything to you they think you can't respond.

 

I live to prove those cunts wrong.

 

Someone tutted at me in a supermarket once and were surprised when I said quite clearly "Don't tut at me you cunt ! "

 

If I do something stupid and someone calls me out on it, I'll apologise...I was probably just thinking about something else, but if you pull that passive aggressive shit, you can fuck right off.

Haha. Marvellous.

[Fridge]

Hate that shit too. A himmin mate, come on, in a nice tone suffices. Folk shaking their head and moaning and tutting when you had no idea that you have actually swicked can fuck off.

 

Airport banter.

[For Fecks Sake]

Cushions.... Why the fuck does my wife, and most other women, insist on having so many cushions on the sofa as well as the bed. Spend half my time flinging them on the floor as they are waste of bloody time - the cushions, not my wife

[HairyPie]

Folk who are on fitba chat boards.

 

Wise up min.

[Don Fonte]

Haha. That’s a belter. Likewise some mink leaving crumbs in the butter.

Don't be kidding us you use Lurpak Boof. The finest french butter imported weekly.

[The Boofon]

Don't be kidding us you use Lurpak Boof. The finest french butter imported weekly.

Auto correct. Should have said butler.

[The Boofon]

Don't be kidding us you use Lurpak Boof. The finest french butter imported weekly.

Auto correct. Should have said butler.

[Redforever86]

Don't be kidding us you use Lurpak Boof. The finest french butter imported weekly.

Shite.

 

The Butler makes it fresh from the breast milk of Port Knockies finest single mothers.

[Don Fonte]

Auto correct. Should have said butler.

[Don Fonte]

Shite.

 

The Butler makes it fresh from the breast milk of Port Knockies finest single mothers.

Sounds enticing tbf.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Not pointing at anyone in particular... but folk who think their stupidity means they can ignore societal norms, politeness and basic courtesy.

 

More a general comment on the membership of our forum? 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

A majority of my work colleagues..

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Fragile old dear buying 1 onion to feed herself for a week aye?

Think it was a foppish Edinburgh type, in the queue for the chemist, he was yoking at his tot something rotten, so might have been in a rush to get his prescription from the VD clinic, and I think he muttered something about having an Avon meeting to get to.

 

Some or all of that may be a lie.

[Torry Tosser]

Impolite Sales staff who stand painting their nails or whatever while watching you looking for something in the store,and they dinna even attempt to help you.

Then when you take it up to the counter and pay the £79-99p not even a thank you...Whores

[Henry]

Fair dos.

 

I mind some cunt slapped me a fucker in the back of the head as I arrived late and wasted for an Interpol gig and fought and pushed my way to the front.

 

I turned around and death stared everyone that could've done it and about 6 cunts shrunk back and started looking at their shoes. Nobody was owning up to being slow hands so I flung one last evil look, left all the rage back home, continued twice as hard and got to the front. Great gig as well.

Another hard man here like.

[Studebaker-90]

Another hard man here like.

Showing off in front of the

[Hewitt a the pies]

Macdonalds Drive Thru order takers. A scottish teenager is hard enough to understand never mind a disinterested mono-tone eastern european one. Surely they could get a posh bird to do it.

[chief_wiggum]

Ive probably mentioned this earlier in this thread but i canna be arsed checking back hunners o pages.......

 

People that say SO at the beginning of a sentence does my fucking head in, also in my book you fall on the ground if your outside not the floor!

[Torry Tosser]

Ive probably mentioned this earlier in this thread but i canna be arsed checking back hunners o pages.......

 

People that say SO at the beginning of a sentence does my fucking head in, also in my book you fall on the ground if your outside not the floor!

SO....What you saying then as Trigger would say.

[Simply Red]

Impolite Sales staff who stand painting their nails or whatever while watching you looking for something in the store,and they dinna even attempt to help you.

Then when you take it up to the counter and pay the £79-99p not even a thank you...Whores

Sales staff who look stunned and offended if you ask for help or interrupt their chat. And when I hand over money for what im buying and you cant even manage a thanks you are a cunt. 

Holding a door open for someone and getting nothing back - cunt

Letting someone in/out whilst driving and getting no acknowledgement - cunt 

 

Need to be wary of the old road rage tho. I had some cunt in an A3 driving like a feel, hard up my backside going up the hill beside Craiginches so totally fucking enraged, I slammed on my brakes and he was millimetres away from crashing into me so I snapped and pulled into the bus stop to pan his heid in. He pulled up behind me. I took one step out my car to begin the assault and looked up to see this fucking Andre the Giant sized psychotic looking Eastern bloc cunt oot his nut on roids and tyskie giving me my last rites in Estonian. Immediately thought better of it and swiftly got back in my motor, floored it, and he proceeded to chase me round Torry for a bit but I lost him. Sweaty palms. Culture Beat/Mr Raider on the tape-deck. Exhilarating.

 

Id like to say ive learnt from that but on the same bit of road one day I was driving and on my phone (got hands free these days tho citizens) at the same time and some prick in the passenger seat of a blue ford focus was motioning to me to put my phone down so I responded firmly out the window for him to  "get yourself clean to fuck you cunt" . Next thing, flashing blue lights hidden behind the front grill of the unmarked focus and motioning for me to pullover. Never felt so small. He rightly scolded me and told me if they weren't on a job he would have me down the station. I apologised profusely and said I was under a lot of stress and that was the hospital on the phone about a family member with cancer etc which was half true. Think he called me a cunt aswell. He was a very angry man. 

[BWG]

Affa lot of mental drivers down Laurencekirk way just now.  There's been in an influx of Eastern European types on the farms and they seem to take their motors over with them.  A lot of Audis as well for some reason - I guess the Audi arseholery is a truly global phenomenon.  There was that horrendous crash a few weeks ago but I'll be amazed if there's nae another based on the near misses I've had with them.