Pet Hates

[Simply Red]

Folk who drink the milk you bring in.

 

Deserve to have their finger nails pulled out.

‘Ive jizzed in this’ in black marker pen should do it.

[Poodler]

On the subject of workplaces, I get annoyed at cleaners who don't think it's their job to clean. Has been a real issue in previous places I've worked.

 

"Can people please hoover before they leave, as the cleaner has been complaining about the state of the carpets?".

 

What the fuck are they being paid for then?

Haha what?!

 

Was like that in the hospital too. The cleaners would clean shit from inside the toilet bowl but if there was any ootside it, not their problem.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Frisbee the plate out the window

 

Shite in his cup

Thanks that's stellar advice. Should I take it to the bogs to do the biz or just get up on the sink and squat over it?

[ebbe]

Folk who drink the milk you bring in.

Milk drinkers deserve to have their finger nails pulled out.

[Simply Red]

On the subject of workplaces, I get annoyed at cleaners who don't think it's their job to clean.  Has been a real issue in previous places I've worked.

 

"Can people please hoover before they leave, as the cleaner has been complaining about the state of the carpets?".

 

What the fuck are they being paid for then?

Same at my work. filthy workshops, abdy in boiler suits, minging, but we have to use computers in an office bit. Cleaner in the office bit moans her fucking head off when theres actual dirt to clean. Lazy beaut. Shes Scottish. Can guarantee a Pole would just get on with it.

[Studebaker-90]

Haha what?!

Was like that in the hospital too. The cleaners would clean shit from inside the toilet bowl but if there was any ootside it, not their problem.

Need to check the terms and conditions on that een

[Poodler]

Fair trade coffee

 

 

I'd prefer my coffee to have involved a brown skinned man being right stitched up

[Redforever86]

Fair trade coffee

 

 

I'd prefer my coffee to have involved a brown skinned man being right stitched up

Our ancestors spent years putting these cunts in their place and taking advantage of them for our future prosperity.

 

Now folk want to hand it all back.

 

Just wait till the shoe is on the other foot.

[Don Fonte]

People using the boozer toilet cubicle for doing a shit.

[Parklife]

People on internet message boards who try (and fail) to look edgy and cool.

[Studebaker-90]

Well stop doing it then

[Poodler]

People on internet message boards who try (and fail) to look edgy and cool.

 

People who have something else in their life other than the Hat

 

 

Losers

[Torry Tosser]

Folk who stand in the entrance of a pub,shop,supermarket blethering away so yeah canna get in or oot.

Get oot of the way cunts ffs.

[StandFree1982]

Folk who smoke right outside of the entrance of a bar or restaurant.

 

The whole fucking point of you arseholes being punted outside is so we don't need to breath in your filth. 

[Torry Tosser]

Folk who smoke right outside of the entrance of a bar or restaurant.

 

The whole fucking point of you arseholes being punted outside is so we don't need to breath in your filth.

I'd shoot them.

[BWG]

Folk who smoke right outside of the entrance of a bar or restaurant.

 

The whole fucking point of you arseholes being punted outside is so we don't need to breath in your filth. 

 

Or outside the hospital entrance.

 

It's hunnery.  Pure hunnery.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Might encourage some folk more

Jizz-curious!

[Hewitt a the pies]

Or outside the hospital entrance.

 

It's hunnery.  Pure hunnery.

Particularly ones standing there with their drip attached. Why?

[maryhilldon]

Particularly ones standing there with their drip attached. Why?

Does that happen? Thought you couldn't smoke on hospital premises these days, never mind at the entrance?

[Hewitt a the pies]

Does that happen? Thought you couldn't smoke on hospital premises these days, never mind at the entrance?

You could be right Mary, it's been a while since I've been into ARI. 

[Poodler]

Does that happen? Thought you couldn't smoke on hospital premises these days, never mind at the entrance?

It still happens. What they going to do phone the police?

 

These morons who are requiring hospital treatment and limping outside for fags are more dispicable than bairn shaggers

[maryhilldon]

 

These morons who are requiring hospital treatment and limping outside for fags are more dispicable than bairn shaggers

Bit dramatic!

[manboobs109]

The Royals. £60 odd million last year, £2.4 million on Prince Harry's new house. Fucking massive piss take. Unbelievable really how this can still be going on.

[Hewitt a the pies]

It still happens. What they going to do phone the police?

 

These morons who are requiring hospital treatment and limping outside for fags are more dispicable than bairn shaggers

Surely not?

[maryhilldon]

The Royals. £60 odd million last year, £2.4 million on Prince Harry's new house. Fucking massive piss take. Unbelievable really how this can still be going on.

The £2.4m was to convert 5 houses into 1.

Absolutely ridiculous and outdated institution, but they're are so many fuckwits out there who lap that shit up I think we're stuck with it. Some folk embrace serfdom and get no more than they deserve.

[Studebaker-90]

There is this one fat shit at my work that always walks past my desk on her way to the kitchen, shaking the ground like a stampede of buffalo in her wake. The tremors are that severe they shake my screen. Really gets my goat.

[maryhilldon]

Coke heads that tap fags off you.

[maryhilldon]

There is this one fat shit at my work that always walks past my desk on her way to the kitchen, shaking the ground like a stampede of buffalo in her wake. The tremors are that severe they shake my screen. Really gets my goat.

Dropkick her in the back.

[Hewitt a the pies]

There is this one fat shit at my work that always walks past my desk on her way to the kitchen, shaking the ground like a stampede of buffalo in her wake. The tremors are that severe they shake my screen. Really gets my goat.

I'd move to a desk that's not en route to the kitchen. And leave your goat in the car park! 

[Simply Red]

The Royals. £60 odd million last year, £2.4 million on Prince Harry's new house. Fucking massive piss take. Unbelievable really how this can still be going on.

^^^^ THIS

Also folk smoking outside hospitals. Maternity ward even worse. Fucking high level of minkers always at the hospital it seems. Obvious correlation between economically poor and poor health and being thick as fuck and minker bastards who do fuckall but eat lots of shit, and take drugs,smoke and drink to excess while the rest  of us can only do it at the weekends because we spend our week paying for the minkers to do it. Something very wrong with that. Sterilisation for minkers would be a good start.