strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Meanwhile your neighbours are in Vietnam completely lost. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Meanwhile your neighbours are in Vietnam completely lost as to what to do with themselves. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 That happened to me once. I waited 6 months and opened it. It was a travel guide to Vietnam. I kept it thinking "ken fit one day I might go there". That was 5 years ago... still have the book.Snide cunt imo. Decent cunt would've dropped it round. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Poor people problems TBH. Just pay the amount that the till says and stop holding people up.No customer service desk in ABZ? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just tell the delivery cunt to fuck off 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Delusional irrational women. 70 year old wifie who works for me. Had a wee moan at her over some fairly trivial but annoying. She blows it out of portion and says “Do you not think I’m up to this job, that I’m to old? Cause I can keep up with the young ones”. Takes her 10 minutes to climb a flight of stairs. Lol. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Disturbed a nest collecting firewood a few years back, literally had to jump in the river. Stung about 5 or 6 times. Surprisingly painful for about a week, but at least I now know I'm not allergic. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Delusional irrational women. 70 year old wifie who works for me. Had a wee moan at her over some fairly trivial but annoying. She blows it out of portion and says “Do you not think I’m up to this job, that I’m to old? Cause I can keep up with the young ones”. Takes her 10 minutes to climb a flight of stairs. Lol.Sounds like terrible recruitment. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Sounds like terrible recruitment. Was here when I took over the place nearly 4 years ago. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Was here when I took over the place nearly 4 years ago.Sack her. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Sack her.Hit her (© Poodler) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 I have a genuine phobia of wasps. Stems from childhood. If there's one in a room full of people I can't relax. Genuine fear.Likewise. Have conquered my bee phobia but wasps are cunts. Same goes for horses. Untrustworthy cunts. Horrible creatures. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Yeah not a fan of either. Horses stink and they are so easily frightened. Bloody powerful as well. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 How much is she for the hour? £12 if you bring her some orthopaedic trainers. Mates rates. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Horse riding tarts are worth the watching too Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Horse riding tarts are worth the watching tooThis Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Hippos are meant to be angry bastards if yir on their patch. Kill more humans than any other animal in Africa apparently. I think Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Rape her Then Kill her. Or kill her then rape her. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Sick dons fans @dailyrecord Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Hippos are meant to be angry bastards if yir on their patch. Kill more humans than any other animal in Africa apparently. I thinkCrocodiles can get to fuck. Think most animals are thick as fuck and will nail you if they are threatened or hungry. Crocs are callous bastards. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Delusional irrational women. 70 year old wifie who works for me. Had a wee moan at her over some fairly trivial but annoying. She blows it out of portion and says “Do you not think I’m up to this job, that I’m to old? Cause I can keep up with the young ones”.Takes her 10 minutes to climb a flight of stairs. Lol.Does she need to climb stairs as part of her job? If not that’s irrelevant information, you bastard Hit yourself, then rape yourself Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 I think they were normal bees Mobz that you made aggressive by trying to incinerate them . Eh've never been stung by bee nor wasp. I'm convinced I'll have an anaphylactic reaction and die. Probably part of my fear. I got stung on the big toe after a giant wood wasp fell out of my football socks when I was getting ready for two back to back League games of 5’s at goals. Hurt like a fucker, I thought I’d stood on a knife. Played both games and felt my throat tightening a bit, probably a mild anophylactic reaction........ran it off, like any male should Edit: we won both games and the division we were in and got beer tokens as a prize, brilliant Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Does she need to climb stairs as part of her job? If not that’s irrelevant information, you bastard Hit yourself, then rape yourselfNo she doesn’t but it clearly illustrates the point I was making. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 No she doesn’t but it clearly illustrates the point I was making.So she doesn’t need to climb stairs to keep up with colleagues? Terrible illustration to choose Hit yourself Then Rape Yourself Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 No she doesn’t but it clearly illustrates the point I was making.A change from the paper boy legging it down the stairs away from you. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 A change from the paper boy legging it down the stairs away from you.You must of told him to get back home to your bed pronto? 1 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 You must of told him to get back home to your bed pronto?Nah he never escapes. I'm a professional Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Folk with kids who let them play their electronics AT FULL FUCKING VOLUME. Link to comment
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