BrianFaePerth Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Turkey LOL Not had that in easy 20 years Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Turkey LOL Not had that in easy 20 years Fuck off Poundland pool man. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 55 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Turkey LOL Not had that in easy 20 years “We always eat Kangaroo out here... ... at the Roo’s Leap in Montrose” ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: “We always eat Kangaroo out here... ... at the Roo’s Leap in Montrose” ? Evening jimmy, nah can’t beat a good curry at Christmas. It’s what Jesus wanted. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Dad said: Whats your beef with turkey Bri you wee arsehole? Terrific it is Poor mans chicken Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Evening jimmy, nah can’t beat a good curry at Christmas. It’s what Jesus wanted. Canna argue there...Boxing Day though maybe. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: “We always eat Kangaroo out here... ... at the Roo’s Leap in Montrose” ? Bri heads to Lassiters for Xmas dinner. Usually meets Helen Daniels for a knee trembler in the toilets before dessert with Bouncer licking his hoop as he gives her one. Link to comment
redstrummer Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 On 12/16/2020 at 9:12 AM, Clydeside_Sheep said: True, but my missus has started making this (see link), where the dish itself forms little wells for eggs to poach in - so its easy in this case: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakshouka Recommended, its absolutely delicious. Good for any meal, inc breakfast. I'll give that a go Link to comment
dervish Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Sorry are we introducing poached eggs into a thread of hate? Mine is a danger sign. "Mental Health First Aider" in the email signature. Always a shattered borderline employable toxic mess. Septic actually with a dose of overtalk. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break. Fuck off Idris. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Racist. People are taking the knee to fight the likes of you Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break. Fuck off Idris. Something really irritating about him. That Covid warning vlog he did at the start of the first lockdown, with his burd looking really concerned in the background, was toe curling. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break. Fuck off Idris. Just ANY Christmas ad in general. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Idris Elba singing 12 days of bastard Christmas every fucking ad break. Fuck off Idris. +1 i despise that ad campaign and him. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Woman in her 30s on the bbc news there at euston station trying to get to manchester “just terrified that im going to spend xmas alone” lol what a cunt Another women “its my kids first xmas and he wont get to see his grandparents, its just totally ruined” lol what a cunt Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Checkout operators who demand to know how many bags you require before they start scanning your shopping. I don't fucking know you silly tart, I've a packed conveyor belt of various groceries and booze. Just keep handing them over until not needed anymore. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Just remembered during the first lockdown when people were virtue signalling by insisting checkout operators were deserving of better pay ? Dinna think so lol Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Just remembered during the first lockdown when people were virtue signalling by insisting checkout operators were deserving of better pay ? Dinna think so lol Heroes of lockdown indeed. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Heroes of lockdown indeed. Like I said last night, we're ALL heroes. I'd to wait about 2 hours for my food to arrive... and it's safe to say I was getting a bit hungry by the time it arrived. Still, we soldier on. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Ke1t said: Like I said last night, we're ALL heroes. I'd to wait about 2 hours for my food to arrive... and it's safe to say I was getting a bit hungry by the time it arrived. Still, we soldier on. Mummy’s little soldier^^ Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Whenever I am waiting on a DHL package and receive the obligatory "Package to be delivered today before End of Day" text message, never once have I received it before usually circa 8pm at night. Lazy bastards! Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: Logistics and distribution not your bag? If it comes when they said it would, why are they lazy for you living somewhere towards the end of their planned route? Why are you at the centre, not just of your universe but of theirs? Morning RS, Morning Pal! Meet you in Shamrock and Thistle for a coffee later to discuss the finer points of "Logistics and Distribution" aye? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Is it open? Sounds like a plan. Only it isn't. You never critiqued my Sherry cask Balvenie? It was open when I went past this morning but I headed to the Old Pier - check out my photo in the fit ye doing thread. Never read your post (who has time to read ALL posts anyway) about the Balvenie Sherry Cask but will take a look - was it the 17 year old Sherry Cask or a 15 year old Single barrel? The 17 year old goes for ridiculous prices now if so. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Hmm not received a notification - was this yesterday? Send me over the link if you can be arsed. It has never crossed my mind to come on here eager for people to canvasses me for my opinions. Happily give them out as and when requested but I suppose if I craved attention I would start a thread about betting or something similar using my own name in the thread title but that would be seen as a tad desperate I reckon. Just now, rocket_scientist said: I also thought that you said "life is too short" and that like the rest of us, you buy it to drink, not to speculate and accumulate with? Your recent talk about the price of everything and the value of nothing suggests you're a collector? Correct - I both collect and drink. Collect as it's proven to be a decent investment and drink it because I love it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Fuck getting a beer in a fucking benders goblet. Spanish cunts. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: Fuck getting a beer in a fucking benders goblet. Spanish cunts. Must be about a quarter pint too Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 On the bag thing supermarkets it does piss me off, but you probably to get wanks that take 15 bags in their pocket to save cash and would moan and say I didn’t ask for a bag. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 24 minutes ago, Fridge said: On the bag thing supermarkets it does piss me off, but you probably to get wanks that take 15 bags in their pocket to save cash and would moan and say I didn’t ask for a bag. They ask if you want a bag before giving you one though. More annoying when they start firing your stuff through the scanner without asking if you need a bag. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Teachers unions - absolute slugs Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Teachers are lazy arseholes Link to comment
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