Pet Hates

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Do they still call him packie?

Aye. Disgraceful. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

28 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Do they still call him packie?

Yes, because he comes from Islamabad.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Leeds under attack for this tweet

 I care not for football these days but it is truly interminable when there's a woman commentator, in the rare instance I hear it. Though the dons duo are probably worse 

[frankie_mac's_4]

Those green recycling bags for food. Fucking things either rip to shreds pulling them off the roll or burst when you empty them oot the food bin.

[King Street Loon]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

 I care not for football these days but it is truly interminable when there's a woman commentator, in the rare instance I hear it. Though the dons duo are probably worse 

There's a dame who commentates for MotD and is fucking awful at it. Won a competition to get the job I think.

[King Street Loon]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Disnae work min.

[Poodler]

This Leeds thing has really blown up. It's a shame they can't even defend themselves. 
 

it's not even freedom of speech, she was just plain wrong. It's ok for them to pull anyone up for it, female or male (there are no other sexes ?)

[Guest milne_afc]

Sturgeon having a rant at some cunt for sexism when gender wasn’t even mentioned. I’m struggling to keep up.

We need a really good war before the robots take over.

[muttonhumper]

On 12/16/2020 at 10:44 PM, Don Fonte said:

Chaos.

Fantastic grated on top of chilli, sliced on top of a burger and with ham and pickle in a sandwich.

Nae so great when it suddenly appears uninvited on the end of yer beef bayonet.

 

On 12/24/2020 at 6:29 PM, Ke1t said:

Strongly disagree with calling it 'Women's football'

Shitball is what it should be called. 

Slutball.

It's unwatchable.

The best team is the team who is best at chipping floaters over the "goalkeepers".

Ludicrous sport.

[Don Fonte]

This is the only type of woman that should be allowed on football programmes.

[Studebaker-90]

It’s a nonsense and a total pipe dream to think it will ever be equal to the men’s game. The only interest comes from lesbians and virtue signalling white knights. 

[maryhilldon]

What's the Leeds furore? 

[Parklife]

I don't get the attempts to equate men's and women's football. They're different completely, why try and compare them? 
I find it strange folk are so keen to slag it off, when it never happens in other sports. No one slaughters the women power lifters, for example, for being much weaker than the men, nor slags them women's 100m gold medalist for being much slower than the men's  

 

[muttonhumper]

I don't compare them at all.
It's just unwatchable pish.

Here, on the hat, we are interested in football, not obscure shite like power lifting or even sprinting.

I'd imagine that's why nobody here gives a fuck about slaughtering shite they've not even seen?

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I don't get the attempts to equate men's and women's football. They're different completely, why try and compare them? 
I find it strange folk are so keen to slag it off, when it never happens in other sports. No one slaughters the women power lifters, for example, for being much weaker than the men, nor slags them women's 100m gold medalist for being much slower than the men's  

 

Come on Parko. Why is women’s football not selling out 40k stadiums every week if it is not completely pish. Folk only watch women’s sport to check out the hot birds. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, muttonhumper said:

I don't compare them at all.
It's just unwatchable pish.

Here, on the hat, we are interested in football, not obscure shite like power lifting or even sprinting.

I'd imagine that's why nobody here gives a fuck about slaughtering shite they've not even seen?

People compare it to men's football all the time. 

I'd be surprised if most folk on here haven't watched the 100m in the olympics too. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Parklife said:

People compare it to men's football all the time. 

I'd be surprised if most folk on here haven't watched the 100m in the olympics too. 

Aye potentially once every 4 years for 10 seconds.

Hardly like watching something for hours every week Parko.

[Parklife]

Just now, Fridge said:

Come on Parko. Why is women’s football not selling out 40k stadiums every week if it is not completely pish. Folk only watch women’s sport to check out the hot birds. 

I never said it's pish or isn't pish. I'm just saying it's completely different to men's football and comparing them is daft IMO. 

[muttonhumper]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

People compare it to men's football all the time. 

I'd be surprised if most folk on here haven't watched the 100m in the olympics too. 

Ah, thought you was on aboot people on here specifically.

Maybe it's because the likes of 100m sprint, tennis, golf fuck knows fit else can be played to an apparently high level, and be very watchable too.

Wifie fitba though, it's just wrong.

Hapless, discombobulated drivel. Laughable viewing.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What's the Leeds furore? 

An ex player (Karen Carney) made a perfectly reasonable suggestion that Leeds benefitted from the COVID lockdown interrupting the season (Her rationale being Leeds are a team who can burn out playing the way they do week in, week out, consistently running further than their opponent - the previous season they imploded around March onwards)

The 2-3 month lockdown let them re-charge was her basic thoughts - not unreasonable.

Leeds, who won 5-0 that night then put a thinly veiled dig on Twitter towards her, and it was jumped on by Twitter trolls. 

Think that’s about it 

[Poodler]

^i strongly suspect you would be very bad at pleasuring a woman 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

An ex player (Karen Carney) made a perfectly reasonable suggestion that Leeds benefitted from the COVID lockdown interrupting the season (Her rationale being Leeds are a team who can burn out playing the way they do week in, week out, consistently running further than their opponent - the previous season they imploded around March onwards)

The 2-3 month lockdown let them re-charge was her basic thoughts - not unreasonable.

Leeds, who won 5-0 that night then put a thinly veiled dig on Twitter towards her, and it was jumped on by Twitter trolls. 

Think that’s about it 

 

4 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

An ex player (Karen Carney) made a perfectly reasonable suggestion that Leeds benefitted from the COVID lockdown interrupting the season (Her rationale being Leeds are a team who can burn out playing the way they do week in, week out, consistently running further than their opponent - the previous season they imploded around March onwards)

The 2-3 month lockdown let them re-charge was her basic thoughts - not unreasonable.

Leeds, who won 5-0 that night then put a thinly veiled dig on Twitter towards her, and it was jumped on by Twitter trolls. 

Think that’s about it 

Usual Twatter pish then,  big fuss about fuck all? 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

^i strongly suspect you would be very bad at pleasuring a woman 

As long as I shoot my muck, I couldn’t give a fuck. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

 

Usual Twatter pish then,  big fuss about fuck all? 

Aye pretty much 

[maryhilldon]

The woman goalies are comedy gold. Sometimes worth watching the goals just to get a few laughs.  That's about it's only selling point. 

[muttonhumper]

9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

The woman goalies are comedy gold. Sometimes worth watching the goals just to get a few laughs.  That's about it's only selling point. 

Hard to argue with that.

The keepers are absolutely comical.

About time they got the transwomen* in to raise the standards.

 

*blokes

[Poodler]

17 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

As long as I shoot my muck, I couldn’t give a fuck. 

I strongly suspect this doesn't happen inside or in the presence of a woman 

[frankie_mac's_4]

It is pish viewing - they shouldnae be playing on full size pitches / full size goals to start with. But crack on with women's fitba if it floats your boat.

I don't believe for a minute the airtime it gets is anywhere near proportionate to the audience demand. I'm certain easily over 90% of UK fitba audiences, at grounds or TV have no interest in watching women's fitba. The whole thing's forced on the audience rather than driven by audience demand.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

10 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I strongly suspect this doesn't happen inside or in the presence of a woman 

You’re a fucking weirdo giving it waaay too much thought.

 

[Fridge]

Just to contradict my argument about it being pish, I used to sometimes help out at fives at work for the birds  5s if they couldn’t get numbers. Obviously just sat at the back and made zero challenges and passed the ball but there was one lassie who was pretty good and you had to be wary of getting a meg. Would have two footed her if that had happened.