Poodler Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: He was getting baited by a random on the road. He spat at their car, they laid it on thick (despite deserving it) and Carragher got suspended (for quite a while) and was humiliated in the aftermath interviews on Sky. Wretched sorts, thon. Filming provoking then grassing. Lowest of the low Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Cowardly cunts and grasses galore since cameras on phones became a thing. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I mind seeing an ASC TopBoy getting a dressing down from one of younger squad, in the OKH, for standing at the back capturing images on his cellphone during the scuffle at the Ibrox underground. The Falkirk dance routine on a train platform always raises a chuckle too. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 13 hours ago, Parklife said: She's gorgeous. You've a thing for ladies of a certain ethnicity, Parky min. What do you think of the beauty of fellow black women Floella Benjamin and Norma Stitz? Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: You've a thing for ladies of a certain ethnicity, Parky min. What do you think of the beauty of fellow black women Floella Benjamin and Norma Stitz? Is that a funny? I don't have "a thing" for ladies of a particular ethnicity at all, that's just a construct of your imagination. Link to comment
redstrummer Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 23 hours ago, frankie_mac's_4 said: Those green recycling bags for food. Fucking things either rip to shreds pulling them off the roll or burst when you empty them oot the food bin. yep was thinking this the other day after my 3rd attempt to get one without ripping Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, Parklife said: Is that a funny? I don't have "a thing" for ladies of a particular ethnicity at all, that's just a construct of your imagination. Sorry min, never meant to cause any offence. I must have dreamt it, another case of the Nelson Mandela effect I've been experiencing lately?. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 What’s black and slides down Nelson’s column? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: What’s black and slides down Nelson’s column? A poor pigeon covered in the industrial smog of London? Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Folk that moan about supermarkets/parks etc being busy. Bide away from them you cunts Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 22 hours ago, Parklife said: That's not how it's assessed though, is it? If a man wins all his matches in 5 sets he doesn't get more money. Length of time on court & games/sets played aren't relevant to the paycheque. Aye, I know how it works. The prize money is equal. My point is, the men have to bust their arses for about 3 times longer to earn the same pay cheque. I thought it was pretty obvious what I meant? Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 44 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Aye, I know how it works. The prize money is equal. My point is, the men have to bust their arses for about 3 times longer to earn the same pay cheque. I thought it was pretty obvious what I meant? It was. Patently obvious. He was just being obtuse. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 59 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Aye, I know how it works. The prize money is equal. My point is, the men have to bust their arses for about 3 times longer to earn the same pay cheque. I thought it was pretty obvious what I meant? 15 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: It was. Patently obvious. He was just being obtuse. But it's nonsense. A man doesn't necessarily spend more time on court. He could win all his matches in 3 sets, while the female champion could also win all her matches in 3 sets. It's also irrelevant as time on court or sets played doesn't dictate the sum won. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Parklife said: But it's nonsense. A man doesn't necessarily spend more time on court. He could win all his matches in 3 sets, while the female champion could also win all her matches in 3 sets. It's also irrelevant as time on court or sets played doesn't dictate the sum won. They shouldn't segregate them. Just have one big tournament. Works in horse racing. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: What's the minimum amount of shots you have to take to win a set at tennis? Emm. 4 serves x 3 service games = 12 Youd be relying on the opponent double faulting 12 times too Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dad said: In boxing - if you knock a cunt out in 3 seconds you should get paid less for less work No way Still have to wait another 10 seconds for the count. That’s got to be worth a few quid Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Parklife said: But it's nonsense. A man doesn't necessarily spend more time on court. He could win all his matches in 3 sets, while the female champion could also win all her matches in 3 sets. It's not nonsense. Men play best of 5 sets, woman best of 3. I'll guarantee you the mens champion has always had to play a lot more tennis than the womans champion. You're arguing theory, I'm arguing actuality. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Dad said: I used to love a bit of the old mma pish back in the day - a big reason I gave up was the loss of proper crazy bastards - characters aplenty. Instead - the same cunt x20, telling us all about his nuts training and how much respect he has for his opponent. Next thing you know the cunts are hugging in the ring for the love of fuck Wiping a cunt out early - regardless of pursuit - deserves reward more that the buggers churning out the long drawn out marquis of queensbury shite Mash the cunts up = I buy your t-shirt Agreed. Should just sign a disclaimer say you are willing to take the risk. Should have weapons lying about the ring also. All is fair in a scrap. If the boy is built like a brick shit house you should be allowed to hoof him in the balls. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Fridge said: Agreed. Should just sign a disclaimer say you are willing to take the risk. Should have weapons lying about the ring also. All is fair in a scrap. If the boy is built like a brick shit house you should be allowed to hoof him in the balls. Should have trash cans and baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire. Link to comment
G31DON Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 6 hours ago, maryhilldon said: It's not nonsense. Men play best of 5 sets, woman best of 3. I'll guarantee you the mens champion has always had to play a lot more tennis than the womans champion. You're arguing theory, I'm arguing actuality. Correct. The 3 sets to win a major championship is nonsense. In the woman's game, if you lose the first set you are pretty much done, there is no ebb and flow of who's on top as the margins are so fine once one woman gets ahead. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Tennis? Mens. Womens. Who cares? Shite sport. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 It’s tennis. Who gives a fuck. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 My tennis playing is unbelievably pish. My first serve is hit about 200mph over the fence and then my second one is so gay that Ricksen would have been able to get to pick his spot. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 I've never managed to master a decent serve. It's always led to my downfall when coming up against better players. My game outwith that is decent though. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The secret is to find a sweet spot between those two extremes of accuracy and power , Fridge. Bit of coaching and I reckon you'd be on the tour within two or three years, Absolute fucking chaos at Wimbledon. Yeah I’ve no doubt I end up in some Monica Seles incident! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: It’s tennis. Who gives a fuck. tennis L O L Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 13 hours ago, alscotoz said: Tennis? Mens. Womens. Who cares? Shite sport. I'm just recently noticing what a fuckin misery you are. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Bit of coaching and I reckon you'd be on the tour within two or three years, @minijc thought that with the darts. Quick ten thousand hours on the board and he was going to be in the TV tournaments. Link to comment
NEM Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Henry said: @minijc thought that with the darts. Quick ten thousand hours on the board and he was going to be in the TV tournaments. Struggle to throw arra’s from under his bed Link to comment
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