Quagmire Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Fridge said: I have absolutely fuck all knowledge of this shit but surely the MMA boys would take down Mayweather in a scrap. Dancing around a ring fair enough but a testicular kick or a heid Butt he’s going down. Those two famous MMA finishing moves. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 Disgusting that you can watch England games on council telly, but not Scotland games. SFA have a lot to answer for. Generations of Scottish kids never get to watch a Scotland game if their parents don't subscribe to Sky, and they wonder why interest in the national team has waned? Fuckin idiots. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Probably doing the wee cunts a favour. Watching Oli McBurnie fall over the ball can't be good for their precious mental health. And looking at Craig Gordon's Jambo pus. All good Mary..... No Hibees involved usually though, the kids in Leith probably don't even know we have a national team. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 8 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Disgusting that you can watch England games on council telly, but not Scotland games. SFA have a lot to answer for. Generations of Scottish kids never get to watch a Scotland game if their parents don't subscribe to Sky, and they wonder why interest in the national team has waned? Fuckin idiots. The rights are sold centrally by uefa, are they not? I agree it's a disgrace that we have England games on terrestrial TV but our own are on subscription channels though. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 19 minutes ago, Parklife said: The rights are sold centrally by uefa, are they not? I agree it's a disgrace that we have England games on terrestrial TV but our own are on subscription channels though. Fucking hell as it wasn’t bad enough trying to police the games with covid, that means anyone without Sky will be having to go to bars. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Fucking hell as it wasn’t bad enough trying to police the games with covid, that means anyone without Sky will be having to go to bars. Not for the euros. They're all on free to air tv. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Mayweather would never agree to take part in an MMA fight. All this mixing sports for entertainment?, don’t see why they just send in the shoalin monks and be done with it.at the end the monk in his big nappy with not a bead of sweat on him, surrounded by absolute carnage and bits of folk. A would pay PPV for that. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Strange office rules. you can listen to the radio but not your own music. So I can play P-rock and annoy folk in the vicinity with shouty music at 0900 but I canna play a smooth collection of Soft rock/ country. The people that make these rules are very bad at pleasuring women Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Strange office rules. you can listen to the radio but not your own music. So I can play P-rock and annoy folk in the vicinity with shouty music at 0900 but I canna play a smooth collection of Soft rock/ country. The people that make these rules are very bad at pleasuring women Does hospital radio still exist? 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Strange office rules. you can listen to the radio but not your own music. So I can play P-rock and annoy folk in the vicinity with shouty music at 0900 but I canna play a smooth collection of Soft rock/ country. The people that make these rules are very bad at pleasuring women Almost as bad as the no sound in bars to stop folk speaking louder and projecting covid further than normal. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 37 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Does hospital radio still exist? I dunno, you’ll need treatment before I do old timer Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 34 minutes ago, Poodler said: I dunno, you’ll need treatment before I do old timer Were they still doing it when you were on the wards? Genuine question. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Were they still doing it when you were on the wards? Genuine question. 2 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Cunts forwarding fake, staged or complete shite videos on WhatsApp. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Cunts forwarding fake, staged or complete shite videos on WhatsApp. Tiktok has created a whole market for that weird shit. Then people most the same video again with their reaction to it, like inception. it’s weird shit Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Is that how the seagull ended up getting punched? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 That "I can boogie" nonsense can get to fuck. 3 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 3 hours ago, manboobs109 said: That "I can boogie" nonsense can get to fuck. Fuckin cringey. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 When you ask someone to do something or speak to someone and they point blankedly ignore you but insist they responded. ??? Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 When you see someone you vaguely know and can’t be fucked speaking to but haven’t managed to fake a phonecall time. You then can’t get away from them. Or worse you stop and they blank you! Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Fridge said: When you see someone you vaguely know and can’t be fucked speaking to but haven’t managed to fake a phonecall time. You then can’t get away from them. Or worse you stop and they blank you! Aye, had the latter this morning. Folk that speak to you one day then blank you the next time they see you do my fucking head in! Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Lol that’s because they hate your gutz That's a major possibility and theory?. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: When you ask someone to do something or speak to someone and they point blankedly ignore you but insist they responded. ??? It's a wonder you've been sacked so often. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: It's a wonder you've been sacked so often. Employers don't like grafters anymore, especially those that "give 150%", "go above and beyond", and "go that extra mile", just some of the patronising cattle shite I've heard from bosses over the years. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Employers don't like grafters anymore, especially those that "give 150%", "go above and beyond", and "go that extra mile", just some of the patronising cattle shite I've heard from bosses over the years. Of course they don't like people who graft hard. Jesus fuck. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Don Fonte said: Of course they don't like people who graft hard. Jesus fuck. ??. I wish I had learned that lesson over 25 years ago. Too late now though. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ??. I wish I had learned that lesson over 25 years ago. Too late now though. Just become a male hooker MAD min. Easy work. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Just become a male hooker MAD min. Easy work. Ha ha, it's cross my mind min. M2F only, of course. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That's going to severely curb your earning potential. It's not gay if you take one UTB from another bloke and you get paid for it. My arse is a no entry zone. Carpet munching is not for me I'm afraid. The greenhouse scene from Scum is more enough to put you me bumhole sex with a male. I would rather be skint and unhappy rather than be rich and miserable. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 59 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: My arse is a no entry zone. Carpet munching is not for me I'm afraid. The greenhouse scene from Scum is more enough to put you me bumhole sex with a male. I would rather be skint and unhappy rather than be rich and miserable. You confusing carpet munching with pillow biting? Link to comment
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