Pet Hates

[Quagmire]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

I have absolutely fuck all knowledge of this shit but surely the MMA boys would  take down Mayweather in a scrap. 
 

Dancing around a ring fair enough but a testicular kick or a heid Butt he’s going down.

Those two famous MMA finishing moves. 

[maryhilldon]

Disgusting that you can watch England games on council telly,  but not Scotland games. SFA have a lot to answer for.  Generations of Scottish kids never get to watch a Scotland game if their parents don't subscribe to Sky,  and they wonder why interest in the national team has waned?  Fuckin idiots. 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Probably doing the wee cunts a favour. 

Watching Oli McBurnie fall over the ball can't be good for their precious mental health.

And looking at Craig Gordon's Jambo pus. 

All good Mary.....

No Hibees involved usually though,  the kids in Leith probably don't even know we have a national team. 

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Disgusting that you can watch England games on council telly,  but not Scotland games. SFA have a lot to answer for.  Generations of Scottish kids never get to watch a Scotland game if their parents don't subscribe to Sky,  and they wonder why interest in the national team has waned?  Fuckin idiots. 

The rights are sold centrally by uefa, are they not? 

I agree it's a disgrace that we have England games on terrestrial TV but our own are on subscription channels though. 

[Fridge]

19 minutes ago, Parklife said:

The rights are sold centrally by uefa, are they not? 

I agree it's a disgrace that we have England games on terrestrial TV but our own are on subscription channels though. 

Fucking hell as it wasn’t bad enough trying to police the games with covid, that means anyone without Sky will be having to go to bars.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Fucking hell as it wasn’t bad enough trying to police the games with covid, that means anyone without Sky will be having to go to bars.

Not for the euros. They're all on free to air tv. 

[Dons79]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mayweather would never agree to take part in an MMA fight. 
 

 

 

 

 

All this mixing sports for entertainment?, don’t see why they just send in the shoalin monks and be done with it.at the end the monk in his big nappy with not a bead of sweat on him, surrounded by absolute carnage and bits of folk. A would pay PPV for that.

[Poodler]

Strange office rules.

you can listen to the radio but not your own music.

So I can play P-rock and annoy folk in the vicinity with shouty music at 0900 but I canna play a smooth collection of Soft rock/ country.

The people that make these rules are very bad at pleasuring women 

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Strange office rules.

you can listen to the radio but not your own music.

So I can play P-rock and annoy folk in the vicinity with shouty music at 0900 but I canna play a smooth collection of Soft rock/ country.

The people that make these rules are very bad at pleasuring women 

Does hospital radio still exist? 

 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Strange office rules.

you can listen to the radio but not your own music.

So I can play P-rock and annoy folk in the vicinity with shouty music at 0900 but I canna play a smooth collection of Soft rock/ country.

The people that make these rules are very bad at pleasuring women 

Almost as bad as the no sound in bars to stop folk speaking louder and projecting covid further than normal.

[Poodler]

37 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Does hospital radio still exist? 

 

I dunno, you’ll need treatment before I do old timer 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

34 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I dunno, you’ll need treatment before I do old timer 

 

Were they still doing it when you were on the wards? Genuine question.

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Were they still doing it when you were on the wards? Genuine question.

[Redforever86]

Cunts forwarding fake, staged or complete shite videos on WhatsApp. 

[Poodler]

45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Cunts forwarding fake, staged or complete shite videos on WhatsApp. 

Tiktok has created a whole market for that weird shit. Then people most the same video again with their reaction to it, like inception. 
 

it’s weird shit

[BrianFaePerth]

Is that how the seagull ended up getting punched?

[manboobs109]

That "I can boogie" nonsense can get to fuck.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

That "I can boogie" nonsense can get to fuck.

Fuckin cringey.  

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

When you ask someone to do something or speak to someone and they point blankedly ignore you but insist they responded.

???

[Fridge]

When you see someone you vaguely know and can’t be fucked speaking to but haven’t managed to fake a phonecall time. You then can’t get away from them. Or worse you stop and they blank you!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

When you see someone you vaguely know and can’t be fucked speaking to but haven’t managed to fake a phonecall time. You then can’t get away from them. Or worse you stop and they blank you!

Aye, had the latter this morning.

Folk that speak to you one day then blank you the next time they see you do my fucking head in!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Lol 

that’s because they hate your gutz 

That's a major possibility and theory?.

[Don Fonte]

8 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

When you ask someone to do something or speak to someone and they point blankedly ignore you but insist they responded.

???

It's a wonder you've been sacked so often.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

It's a wonder you've been sacked so often.

Employers don't like grafters anymore, especially those that "give 150%", "go above and beyond", and "go that extra mile", just some of the patronising cattle shite I've heard from bosses over the years.

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Employers don't like grafters anymore, especially those that "give 150%", "go above and beyond", and "go that extra mile", just some of the patronising cattle shite I've heard from bosses over the years.

Of course they don't like people who graft hard. Jesus fuck.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

Of course they don't like people who graft hard. Jesus fuck.

??. 

I wish I had learned that lesson over 25 years ago. Too late now though.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

??. 

I wish I had learned that lesson over 25 years ago. Too late now though.

Just become a male hooker MAD min. Easy work.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Just become a male hooker MAD min. Easy work.

Ha ha, it's cross my mind min. M2F only, of course.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's going to severely curb your earning potential. It's not gay if you take one UTB from another bloke and you get paid for it. 

My arse is a no entry zone. 

Carpet munching is not for me I'm afraid. The greenhouse scene from Scum is more enough to put you me bumhole sex with a male. 

I would rather be skint and unhappy rather than be rich and miserable. 

[maryhilldon]

59 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

My arse is a no entry zone. 

Carpet munching is not for me I'm afraid. The greenhouse scene from Scum is more enough to put you me bumhole sex with a male. 

I would rather be skint and unhappy rather than be rich and miserable. 

You confusing carpet munching with pillow biting?