BrianFaePerth Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 44 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Fit about them getting the girlfriend to video it so he can put it on his Instagram story? No man that has intercourse with a lady has an Instagram story Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: No man that has intercourse with a lady has an Instagram story hows your instagram story coming along Brian? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, Roberto said: Wasps... stung 3 times by the cunts today. Not ideal with your prick phobia Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Roberto said: Wasps... stung 3 times by the cunts today. Thats some freakishly bad luck. Most folk will be (un)lucky if they get stung twice in a lifetime. seen it on some wasps doco i was watching @Fridge Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Thats some freakishly bad luck. Most folk will be (un)lucky if they get stung twice in a lifetime. seen it on some wasps doco i was watching @Fridge Lost on this one Huck? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Lost on this one Huck? Bees documentary chat last wik? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Ricky Fosters wearing a tramps jumper hes found in a bush, HT at the St Js game. Reckon he thinks hes edgy as fuck wearing inappropriate shit clobber every time hes on telly. What a fucking wanker 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 40 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Ricky Fosters wearing a tramps jumper hes found in a bush, HT at the St Js game. Reckon he thinks hes edgy as fuck wearing inappropriate shit clobber every time hes on telly. What a fucking wanker Can’t decide if he’s a troll or just a cunt Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 2 wasps stings in my life. One as a kid opening a sack of logs or some shit in the garden. 2nd a few weeks ago, got up in the morning with a lump on my back. Then found a dead wasp I'd crushed in my sleep on my bed. Never been stung by a bee, had one crawl over my face a couple of times. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Ive got through life thus far and have never been stung by bee nor wasp, once. Happen I'm one of these folk though that will have a massive anaphylactic shock if I do get stung and it will kill me. ah no. I disturbed a wasp/bee nest looking for firewood up the Kelvin a few years back. Got stung 7 times, they were all over me, had to take my top off because they were inside my top. I was surprised how long it stung for, was still feeling stung 3 or 4 days later. The weirdest thing was, that night when I got home, there was about 20 bees flying into my kitchen window trying to get in, and I live at least a mile from the nest. When I got stung I must've been 'tagged' and they just followed the scent. Anyway, now I know I'm not allergic to bee stings. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 5 hours ago, maryhilldon said: I disturbed a wasp/bee nest looking for firewood up the Kelvin a few years back. Got stung 7 times, they were all over me, had to take my top off because they were inside my top. I was surprised how long it stung for, was still feeling stung 3 or 4 days later. The weirdest thing was, that night when I got home, there was about 20 bees flying into my kitchen window trying to get in, and I live at least a mile from the nest. When I got stung I must've been 'tagged' and they just followed the scent. Anyway, now I know I'm not allergic to bee stings. Loved My Girl. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 When we were kids, the bin in the park always had a wasp nest under it during the summer so we’d get a can of lynx spice and a lighter and torch the thing. Good chasey off the angry cunts after Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Like a bee version of Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’.* The bees trying to get in your house sounds genuinely freaky . *Titled ‘ The Bees’. Exists already Hanz “The Swarm” it’s called. Fantastic how they take them out in the end. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 28 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Exists already Hanz “The Swarm” it’s called. Fantastic how they take them out in the end. Is that when the killer bees are finally wiped out within an American football arena? ? Link to comment
Ramandu Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Ive got through life thus far and have never been stung by bee nor wasp, once. Happen I'm one of these folk though that will have a massive anaphylactic shock if I do get stung and it will kill me. ah no. Think it's the second sting you can get an anaphylactic shock from. It takes the first one for your body to decide it really doesn't like it. Been stung once on the neck, while I was cycling. Awaiting #2. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Killed one in the pub yesterday. Landed on a pals pint and I gave it a flick. Very satisfying. Horrible things. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 My boring Bee / Wasp story Sitting outside with a mate in Croatia having a pint and a wasp landed on my neck, I went to touch whatever it was crawling on me and it stung me, my mate then jumps up knocking over the table and his drink as he frantically run about windmilling like a nutter ? all over 1 wasp. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Got stung on the wrist by a wasp after punching its pal dead. Served me right. A lesson of life learned. The wasps over here, whilst annoying fuckers, aren't as bad as their cousins over in Bulgaria. It look a few sprays from a can of Raid, a rolled-up newspaper, and my brother's 24 stone pal jumping on top of it, after a 30 minute battle, to eventually kill a hornet that had flown into my brother's hotel room. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Hate folk that overreact (like there’s a lion in the vacinity) when they see a wasp acting like a twat will get you stung Not true some of them are cunts i got stung for nae reason whatsoever just sitting having lunch outside and it divebombed me for no reason whatsoever Hun cunt Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 41 minutes ago, Fridge said: Not true some of them are cunts i got stung for nae reason whatsoever just sitting having lunch outside and it divebombed me for no reason whatsoever Hun cunt I heard it was a good wasp that doesn't go looking for trouble. You must have been asking for it Fridgey. 2 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Got stung on the wrist by a wasp after punching its pal dead. Served me right. A lesson of life learned. The wasps over here, whilst annoying fuckers, aren't as bad as their cousins over in Bulgaria. It look a few sprays from a can of Raid, a rolled-up newspaper, and my brother's 24 stone pal jumping on top of it, after a 30 minute battle, to eventually kill a hornet that had flown into my brother's hotel room. Hornets are a different kettle of fish. Seen thon Asian ones, look absolutely massive. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Hornets are a different kettle of fish. Seen thon Asian ones, look absolutely massive. Aye they certainly are min, huge buggers of creatures. The hornet in Bulgaria was twice the size of the ones we get here, plus it had what looked like a sac of venom attached to its abdomen. I may be wrong though. However, fuck getting whatever it was pumped into your body. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 4 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: my mate then jumps up knocking over the table and his drink as he frantically run about windmilling like a nutter ? all over 1 wasp. Your mate a bender? Was he shrieking? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: ^Been to Bulgaria, aye? ???. I have indeed on three occasions??. Lovely country. ABZ to Burgas. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 5 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: My boring Bee / Wasp story Sitting outside with a mate in Croatia having a pint and a wasp landed on my neck, I went to touch whatever it was crawling on me and it stung me, my mate then jumps up knocking over the table and his drink as he frantically run about windmilling like a nutter ? all over 1 wasp. Are you the “casual” that looks like Clancy wiggum? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 13, 2021 Author Share Posted August 13, 2021 On 8/12/2021 at 12:39 PM, For Fecks Sake said: Not sure what's worse, some lad taking his girlfriend along to the golf driving range for her to just stand there and watch him hit a bucket of balls or the lassie for agreeing to go in the first place! What about the guy that takes his bird round the golf course? She's not playing, simply just wandering around with him. Most of us go on the golf course to get away from the wife and kids, not spend it with them! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 13, 2021 Author Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said: Hornets are a different kettle of fish. Seen thon Asian ones, look absolutely massive. Can you throw a kettle of fish over a building? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 minute ago, StandFree1982 said: Can you throw a kettle of fish over a building? Lamb pub in Chichester Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Redforever86 said: I heard it was a good wasp that doesn't go looking for trouble. You must have been asking for it Fridgey. Very good ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Parky chats to his missus about bees Link to comment
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