Pet Hates

[Poodler]

11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Theres no real middle ground with Curb. 

 

Folk think shite or best programme ever. 

Im in BPE or certainly one of them. 

Boy Trevor Reid i used to work with, ugly man from Bucksburn watched about 5 mins of one episode and stormed off saying "fucking jew shit". 

Hahaha

he sounds like he would be an asset here 

[Bluto10]

it’s too slapstick for me 

I like it, but it’s often predictable 

(I’m up to series 3)

 

[Arabian Knight]

^ eh metter.. eh metter ?

[manboobs109]

10 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Theres no real middle ground with Curb. 

 

Folk think shite or best programme ever. 

Im in BPE or certainly one of them. 

Boy Trevor Reid i used to work with, ugly man from Bucksburn watched about 5 mins of one episode and stormed off saying "fucking jew shit". 

I loved it to start with but it's just too samey after the 3rd series imo.

Prefer Seinfeld.

[Henry]

13 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Some cunt actually clapped. A relation of Henry’s

Think that’s maybe @Don Fonte

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Henry said:

Think that’s maybe @Don Fonte

Haha, he used to be fine for getting a laugh out of when in our youth. A simple shout of 'Jesus' at him and he'd be screaming and shouting about blasphemy and chasing you down the road. 

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Henry said:

Think that’s maybe @Don Fonte

Doubler. FTH

[Arabian Knight]

ex pats thit struggl tae ajust tae thir life abroad 

[Guest milne_afc]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your brain has been rewired to have zero patience. Told you this already. 

Aye, he’s one of those instant gratification brats. Fucking little idiot.

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Aye, he’s one of those instant gratification brats.
 

Fucking little idiot.

GBN and 1st album name

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your brain has been rewired to have zero patience. Told you this already. 

Is that why he got out the nursing game?

 

 

 

 

No patients.

[Guest]

New series of Curb worth a watch?

 

Like some say, last series wasn't as good as it might've been. 

[Guest]

23 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My favourite character is Susie Green in Curb. 

Agree. I know a woman quite like her from the Bronx, not to be fucked with. 

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Grown men asking for players shirts using signs they made at home. Embarrassing.

Kids are just as bad. Utter mink behaviour 

[Guest]

6 hours ago, NEM said:

Kids are just as bad. Utter mink behaviour 

Can understand a kid wanting to do it. 
 

Up to the parent to say no. 
 

 

[manboobs109]

The emails you get from the lottery saying "You have won a prize" Surely they can tell you in the email it's only a fiver to stop you getting all brickered up?

[Parklife]

"We have exciting news about your ticket" 

£2.40. 

Fuck off. 

[manboobs109]

I'm starting to think I'd be better putting my £100 a month into a savings account

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm starting to think I'd be better putting my £100 a month into a savings account

Or a gym membership.

[1903Fitba]

They’re a tax on the poor. 
 

Still having a few goes on tonight’s Euros like. 

[Poodler]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

Things in life like the lottery and cash converters type shops are designed to make poor people poorer

+ aberdna

[Bluto10]

33 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Exactly poods. Cunts worth hundreds of millions targeting the thick to pay for players

how many did you buy?

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

how many did you buy?

Not as many as Millertime ? 

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Things in life like the lottery and cash converters type shops are designed to make poor people poorer

And vastly over priced limited edition trainers made by kids in Vietnam. 

[Quagmire]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm starting to think I'd be better putting my £100 a month into a savings account

Start collecting NFTs Moobz, better investment. I can imagine with your personality you'd be very open-minded about the idea. 

[Ke1t]

Said it before, will say it again...  cunts wi nae sinse o humour. 

Had a zoom call with a bunch of folks this morning... one of them clearly a fan of the Arizona Cardinals, because he had a big fuck off picture of the Arizona Cardinals logo on the wall behind him. 

"I see you're a fan of Angry Birds." I joshed. 

"It's the Arizona Cardinals" he fires back, and goes on to sulk for the rest of the meeting. 

I think some folk reckon it's all grown up to have no sense of humour, when in fact you're just coming off as a tosser. 

Pouty cunt didn't even think to enquire as to the quite magical sporting picture I was rocking in the background. 

 

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Said it before, will say it again...  cunts wi nae sinse o humour. 

Had a zoom call with a bunch of folks this morning... one of them clearly a fan of the Arizona Cardinals, because he had a big fuck off picture of the Arizona Cardinals logo on the wall behind him. 

"I see you're a fan of Angry Birds." I joshed. 

"It's the Arizona Cardinals" he fires back, and goes on to sulk for the rest of the meeting. 

I think some folk reckon it's all grown up to have no sense of humour, when in fact you're just coming off as a tosser. 

Pouty cunt didn't even think to enquire as to the quite magical sporting picture I was rocking in the background. 

 

A tremendous picture that. Adorns many a fine abode.

 

[Guest milne_afc]

Northern Soul Dancers appearing in Social Media(lol gay) timelines. Fucking arseholes.

[Guest milne_afc]

Me, IRL

[StandFree1982]

On 1/9/2022 at 8:36 PM, Poodler said:

A real Pet Hate - ex-forces losers who can’t let it go/ immensely proud of their service. 
 

a boy in a coffee shop today was annoying as fuck, speaking as loud as he could about being ex-army - he was wearing a camo t-shirt and jacket clearly cheap tat from the surplus store, just to remind folk (he was 50’s, obese, west coaster)
 

he had cornered a young boy and his bird and it turns out the boy is in the artillery and he’s announcing to the clearly disinterested boy ‘YOURE A BLOODY HERO SON. IM A GYLLER, ALWAYS A GYLLER, AH YOU CANNA BEAT IT’ 

These sorts of folk did 3 year in the 70’s and you know they’ve made a lifetime out of it.

I changed to take-away and left asap, can’t handle folk like that. 
 

proud of shooting innocent Irish children are you? Horrible cunts

Reminds me of being at the Brewdog AGM a few years back and almost getting battered by this ex services cunt. He told everyone in the queue he served at Iraq and places like that, standard ex military bravado. He mentioned he was from Dundee and I made a very light hearted joke that Dundee was very similar to the war torn Iraq. That did NOT go down well.