manboobs109 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Now that's a coincidence I was just away to moan about people that pay a fortune for puppies. I know a boy that just paid £2.5k for a puppy. Fucking halfwit. The things ill as well but he took it because if he didn't he'd have lost his £500 deposit. I really want to punch people that do it. Link to comment
redone Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 32 minutes ago, Poodler said: People who treat their dogs as kids Shes arranging supper with her mate who has two dogs that she never leaves alone. Wants to leave them here with me instead of at home alone for 4 hours. get absolutely fucked those mangy mutts aren’t coming in this house just because they’re spoilt. It’s dogs min, nae a toddler. Cunts need a bullet Stick to your guns min. Your house....you say who or what is allowed to come in. Your bird’ll respect you more for your principled stance. Her mate’s probably bullshitting if she’s saying she never leaves them alone. But if she’s genuinely that bothered give her contact details for a couple of dog-sitters, plenty of them on the go. Soon find out how worried about them she really is when she has to pay twenty quid or something for them to be looked after. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, redone said: Stick to your guns min. Your house....you say who or what is allowed to come in. Your bird’ll respect you more for your principled stance. Her mate’s probably bullshitting if she’s saying she never leaves them alone. But if she’s genuinely that bothered give her contact details for a couple of dog-sitters, plenty of them on the go. Soon find out how worried about them she really is when she has to pay twenty quid or something for them to be looked after. £20 an hour more like. Those dogwalker cunts are making a fortune. Link to comment
redone Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: £20 an hour more like. Those dogwalker cunts are making a fortune. Aye, maybe so , but I think dog-sitting would be cheaper than dog-walking. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, redone said: Aye, maybe so , but I think dog-sitting would be cheaper than dog-walking. The kind of cunt that would watch 2 dogs for £20 would probably have pedigree chum smeared over his cock and balls as soon as you were out the door. Or on her cunt(not wanting to be sexist) Link to comment
redone Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: The kind of cunt that would watch 2 dogs for £20 would probably have pedigree chum smeared over his cock and balls as soon as you were out the door. Or on her cunt(not wanting to be sexist) Hmmm....I think that says more about you tbh. Dog-sitting service = opportunity for bestiality Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 18 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Aye ok Phileas always preferred Willy myself Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, redone said: Hmmm....I think that says more about you tbh. Dog-sitting service = opportunity for bestiality There could be Nuclear Holocaust tomorrow. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: always preferred Willy myself No doubting that champ. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Poodler said: People who treat their dogs as kids Shes arranging supper with her mate who has two dogs that she never leaves alone. Wants to leave them here with me instead of at home alone for 4 hours. get absolutely fucked those mangy mutts aren’t coming in this house just because they’re spoilt. It’s dogs min, nae a toddler. Cunts need a bullet Bet you’d prefer a toddler Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Bluto10 said: always preferred Willy myself Like the Dutch version called Willem Fogg more. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 8 hours ago, redone said: Hmmm....I think that says more about you tbh. Dog-sitting service = opportunity for bestiality Love Dragons Den Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: The boy Vidal fae Milans hair do not a hair out of place after playing a half of fitba. Nae even trying Obvz fucking Arsehole Ehs jaist eh NED weh eh tan. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: The boy Vidal fae Milans hair do not a hair out of place after playing a half of fitba. Nae even trying Obvz fucking Arsehole your barnet all over the place like parlours? Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 First mention this year: Seagulls. Noisy, ugly, disgusting cunts Huns of the bird world Link to comment
NEM Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Zeus said: First mention this year: Seagulls. Noisy, ugly, disgusting cunts Huns of the bird world They were out of control last year. Major cull badly required Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 On 3/8/2022 at 10:06 AM, manboobs109 said: Now that's a coincidence I was just away to moan about people that pay a fortune for puppies. I know a boy that just paid £2.5k for a puppy. Fucking halfwit. The things ill as well but he took it because if he didn't he'd have lost his £500 deposit. I really want to punch people that do it. Aye feckin idiots. They can go rescue one from the centres,the poor things dumped after they all got them in lockdown...Arseholes. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Statistically there are a very low number of puppies being returned compared to pre covid but bash on Actually centres throughout UK are full of them....But bash on. And they no puppies anymore they're older. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Centres have always been full, I've volunteered at one for the last 17 years but you keep reading yer daily mail app No need to....I do the same,wee foster dogs. Fuck all to do wee Daily Mail or whoever...But bash on. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Lead singer boy from Franz Ferdinand. Alex something. Was on tv this morning giving it a fake weeg swagger (he's English and posh). Studied at Aberdeen Uni apparently but dropped out. (Bullied I'd guess). An absolute beaut! 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: Centres have always been full, I've volunteered at one for the last 17 years but you keep reading yer daily mail app That where you met the wife? Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said: Lead singer boy from Franz Ferdinand. Alex something. Was on tv this morning giving it a fake weeg swagger (he's English and posh). Studied at Aberdeen Uni apparently but dropped out. (Bullied I'd guess). An absolute beaut! Shite band though did produce a good album in the Cribs’ third LP 1 Link to comment
johnstrac Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: He’s also asthmatic and allergic to peanuts Isn't everyone these days ? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 I put a tub of monkey nuts in my kids packed lunch one day. Would have been less heat if id packed a switchblade and a photo of katie price sucking off Harvey. 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 The reaction from a peanut allergy is nae terrific iyam Peanuts will not come good Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 People who are out walking their dogs and see you approaching with your own dog and they immediately stop so their dog can sniff my dogs arse and make shite small talk with me. Fuck off, i don't want to make small talk and it's odd behaviour to stop your walk to wait for me to get beside you. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 22 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Do you have that photo? Its more of a sketch. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 23 minutes ago, Zeus said: The reaction from a peanut allergy is nae terrific iyam Peanuts will not come good I feel the common nut grazer is heavily victimised in modern times. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 The Pecan is the king of the nuts. Link to comment
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