Pet Hates

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He'll do ok for the first 15 minutes then get humped by a horse called Motherwell. 

??. That's exactly how the race unfolded min. Started off brightly but faded away.

[Parklife]

Wales 

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Aye euro 2012 or whatever it was, it was decent wanting them to do well to an extent but now... Fucking hate the cunts.

Bale as well is a complete cunt.

Pretending to be injured late on so he doesn't have to put effort in when training with Madrid. Hope he is hit by a Russian missile in his house.

Got to be honest, I've always hated them. 

Well I've hated them even more since 18/02/2004 when I spent 10 hours of a day in a car driving to Wales, Only to see us lose 4-0 and Robert earnshaw cartwheel around the pitch after scoring a hat-trick 

Fuck them. Absolute cunts. 

[Redforever86]

Goldie Lookin Chain are sound.

[Redforever86]

Lostprophets

[cheesepipes]

Wales. 

A pisshead country full of friendly loose women with funny accents. 

Never had a bad time there. 

 

[Simply Red]

Welsh are pretty sound. Another country who really fucking hate the guffs. Hard to accept them beating us in a game tho.

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’ve never been to Wales (or Northern Ireland) 

Dont think I’ll ever have the need 

As a grown man there is absolutely no need to ever go to Wales. 

As a younger man with a pal married to a Welsh bird living in Newport who had a hareem of slut friends, it was a choice led by an active wee wee. 

[manboobs109]

I went out with a bird from Newport. Some lassie likes. One of the biggest bevvy merchants I've ever known. Lovely big set of tits as well.

[Ramandu]

9 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Only us can stop the slags.  Cos lets face it, shan as it is, we are gonna get a bye. 

Excellent word, I haven't heard it for years. An Edinburgh only word?

[BrianFaePerth]

Is there anyone on here who’s not a prick padre?  Other than your fellow weegies who you’re gay for. Every post you write features it.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Dad said:

Fellow weegies?

aye, like the posters who bide in Glasgow. Does it need spelling out?

[RAZOR]

What have the Romans Welsh ever done for us?

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2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I went out with a bird from Newport. Some lassie likes. One of the biggest bevvy merchants I've ever known. Lovely big set of tits as well.

A real rough n ready city. 

Theres a link with Newport and Stone Roses Second Coming. Some cherub on a bridge was used as artwork on it, muso trivial. 

Bristol was close by, another absolute carry on city. 

 

[King Street Loon]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I went out with a bird from Newport. Some lassie likes. One of the biggest bevvy merchants I've ever known. Lovely big set of tits as well.

As big as yours?

[YorkDon]

34 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

What have the Romans Welsh ever done for us?

Lost my virginity to a Welsh bird on the beach at Malgrat De Mar.She was a rough one-nae quite Nessa material, but from memory nae too far off.

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Another actress, wizzit?

BJ, DR not UTA, well i probably would actually. 

[BrianFaePerth]

25 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Dated a bird from Forfar who used to say - thran, which I took to mean irritated or annoyed....  

It means tiny cock

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6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I'd imagine she has a fud that breathes gonorrheaic fire and tiddies that thud heavily to the carpet upon release.

Definite yes. 

Probably smells worse than her arsehole. 

[The Boofon]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I thought 'thran' meant an awkward bastard. eg  " Eh Boof is thran"  @The Boofon   ?

I'd have "thran" under strengths in a redundancy assessment.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh didn’t realise that was how you spelt thran. It’s a word eh use regularly for a stubborn person/cunt. Never realised it was a local word.

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here Bri - you're a thran

Incorrect.

eh am a thran cunt.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh didn’t realise that was how you spelt thran. It’s a word eh use regularly for a stubborn person/cunt. Never realised it was a local word.

If you are from the posh parts of Aberdeen or those who "go into town"? from Mintlaw or Ellon, it is pronounced thrawn.

Hooever, the proper and renowned pronunciation of the word is thran.

Thran adj. The act of being stubborn, tenacious, dogged, bloody-minded. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Aye ok Susie Dent

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye ok Susie Dent

She's a lovely quine. Had the pleasure of meeting her the once.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

She's a lovely quine. Had the pleasure of meeting her the once.

Was she doing something for charity?

[Poodler]

10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

She's a lovely quine. Had the pleasure of meeting her the once.

Surprisingly funny and down to earth? 
 

edit, think bri has done it

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Was she doing something for charity?

No, she wasn't doing anything for Ms. Dingle. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Surprisingly funny and down to earth? 
 

edit, think bri has done it

Never got to know her that well, Poodler min. She was in Dictionary Corner at the time. 

[BrianFaePerth]

And you were in the audience with oldies on their day out