Pet Hates

[Fridge]

It’s not really a pet hate but for the love of fuck.

Band in tonight with a full drum kit, sound kit, monitors. For the love of of fuck it is a bar, you’re nae nae playing Glastonbury.

Fuck me you are knocking out eagles covers.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

It’s not really a pet hate but for the love of fuck.

Band in tonight with a full drum kit, sound kit, monitors. For the love of of fuck it is a bar, you’re nae nae playing Glastonbury.

Fuck me you are knocking out eagles covers.

Kick them out Fridgeo. Everyone will thank you for it.

[Fridge]

Have just left them to it but for the love of fuck

 

[sheepcrooky]

Wet wipes virtue signalling by adding/changing their social media image with yellow and blue background to “all be Ukraine”

Just fuck off. Do you think Dmitry/Elena thinks about your pathetic pish when they are getting bombed/raped?

 

Prickoids. 

[Fridge]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You on the 'roids Frigo? How many lorries did you bench press today?

10

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

It's as full a sound as possible you're looking for when covering the eagles 

Stay home and drink if it's that much a bother fridge you selfish bastard

I have no problem with the Eagles, I do have a problem with needing a sound system to rock fucking Woodstock in a bar

[BrianFaePerth]

10 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Cunts that go the barber for a beard trim/shave.

Bent as fuck allowing another gay man to shave your face.

In and out rapid for a haircut and shave yourself at home.

 

This. There you are thinking, “that’s me next” you put away your phone and get ready and then the barber plops out the head rest thingy and tilts the cunt back. Just go for the throat ffs

[BrianFaePerth]

19 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ah that's nice - the disgusting bastard who uses his body like an etch-a-sketch and the cunt outranked by a rat in the desired houseguest category, getting together for a smidge of taint comparing 

 

Shit club supporting arseholes ?

Aye ok Walter Shite

[shut up meg]

13 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Cunts that go the barber for a beard trim/shave.

Bent as fuck allowing another gay man to shave your face.

In and out rapid for a haircut and shave yourself at home.

 

There appears to be a load of barbers opened up in Aberdeen over the last few years and a lot of them are well staffed with next to no customers.

I'm going for my usual answer, money laundering.

[Poodler]

11 hours ago, Fridge said:

I have no problem with the Eagles, I do have a problem with needing a sound system to rock fucking Woodstock in a bar

Hey fridgo, I met one of the barmaids from your local a couple of days ago. She was fucking gorgeous. And likes Bob Dylan. 
 

I wish I was younger

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Hey fridgo, I met one of the barmaids from your local a couple of days ago. She was fucking gorgeous. And likes Bob Dylan. 
 

I wish I was younger

You sure she wasn't just indulging the muso chat out of politeness? 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

You sure she wasn't just indulging the muso chat out of politeness? 

No, her brither was named after something related to the great man 

 

so get it right up you 

[Redforever86]

32 minutes ago, Poodler said:

No, her brither was named after something related to the great man 

 

so get it right up you 

Zimmerman is a bit of a strange name in NE Scotland. 

How do you balance your love of Dylan and hatred of Isreal? 

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Zimmerman is a bit of a strange name in NE Scotland. 

How do you balance your love of Dylan and hatred of Isreal? 

?

[Don Fonte]

51 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Yip 

Terrific they were too.

[Parklife]

56 minutes ago, Poodler said:

No, her brither was named after something related to the great man 

 

so get it right up you 

Haha 

[Fridge]

7 hours ago, Poodler said:

Hey fridgo, I met one of the barmaids from your local a couple of days ago. She was fucking gorgeous. And likes Bob Dylan. 
 

I wish I was younger

Initials?

[Redforever86]

PF.

 

Poodler-file.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Wankers at work using military phrases like “boots on the ground” …clearly been watching too much BBC news.

[Ramandu]

2 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Wankers at work using military phrases like “boots on the ground” …clearly been watching too much BBC news.

But Jimmy, you work in a shoe shop.

[Zeus]

Nursery and childcare club fee's.

8.75% and 10% rise. Cheers

Dinna even want to figure out what that is up per month.

Moral of the story - dinna have kids if you like having spare cash 

[cheesepipes]

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Nursery and childcare club fee's.

8.75% and 10% rise. Cheers

Dinna even want to figure out what that is up per month.

Moral of the story - dinna have kids if you like having spare cash 

ELC has upped its free hours massively recently for childcare..... You applied for that? 

[Guest milne_afc]

The term ‘Heavenly Dancers’ being bandied around willy nilly in reference to the dead.

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

The term ‘Heavenly Dancers’ being bandied around willy nilly in reference to the dead.

Gofundme sites set up for any cunt that dies  

Most people have life insurance, death in service from an employer or both. No requirement for fund raising. 

My missus coins it in if I pop my clogs. 

[Guest milne_afc]

My Mrs gets fuck all

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Gofundme sites set up for any cunt that dies  

Most people have life insurance, death in service from an employer or both. No requirement for fund raising. 

My missus coins it in if I pop my clogs. 

Cunts spending a fortune on life insurance is a Pet Hate of mine. A casual 10 or 20 a month fair enough but some  are in the 100s.

"well if i die my kids won't need to work" 

Kind of logic is that, they will want a job to get away from the abusive stepfather that moves in a month after the funeral. 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

My missus coins it in if I pop my clogs. 

thats coz uv got a really really really good job daz min

[dazzy_deff]

23 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Cunts spending a fortune on life insurance is a Pet Hate of mine. A casual 10 or 20 a month fair enough but some  are in the 100s.

"well if i die my kids won't need to work" 

Kind of logic is that, they will want a job to get away from the abusive stepfather that moves in a month after the funeral. 

Aye nae need for the 100's. I'm 28 a month. More than suffices.

[dazzy_deff]

23 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

thats coz uv got a really really really good job daz min

Nailed it bloots. Wee toppy up with a private policy and everyone's a winner. Wel except me cos I'd be dead.

[Betty Swallicks]

7 hours ago, Zeus said:

Nursery and childcare club fee's.

8.75% and 10% rise. Cheers

Dinna even want to figure out what that is up per month.

Moral of the story - dinna have kids if you like having spare cash 

Other cunts shouldn't have to pay for other folks kids.

If you can't afford them tough shit. 

I've wanted loads of stuff in my life but never expected the tax payer to pay for them.