Pet Hates

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Went on it when i got laid off. Didnt help much. 

Ego cunts who cant help themselves when it comes to shamelessly showing off on social media are worse than huns. 

Possibly because you are also on the sex register now?

[Beachend Bootboy]

40 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

@Beachend Bootboy

25 stone? Healthy bastard.

[Simply Red]

29 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Possibly because you are also on the sex register now?

Possibly. Folk are too judgemental iyam

[Fridge]

We know she said yes 

[For Fecks Sake]

3 hours ago, CCB III said:

I don't have a LinkedIn but it's good for wanker content.

Truly a hive of arse licking, middle management type, Ukraine flag baring, throbbers.

Perhaps get yourself on it, apply for some jobs and get yourself that house you are always moaning like fuck about not having.

Here's a thought, try being proactive for a fucking change ?

[manboobs109]

8 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Perhaps get yourself on it, apply for some jobs and get yourself that house you are always moaning like fuck about not having.

Here's a thought, try being proactive for a fucking change ?

Na not having it. No good can come of being part of that shit.

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Perhaps get yourself on it, apply for some jobs and get yourself that house you are always moaning like fuck about not having.

Here's a thought, try being proactive for a fucking change ?

BOOMER BINGO

[Redforever86]

17 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Perhaps get yourself on it, apply for some jobs and get yourself that house you are always moaning like fuck about not having.

Here's a thought, try being proactive for a fucking change ?

In all seriousness I do agree with you to an extent, it's not as easy for the youth of today to make it up the corporate ladder...

 

 

 

 

 

 

....by just.... wanking off every boss repeatedly until their hands are red raw. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Cars lol

[For Fecks Sake]

13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

In all seriousness I do agree with you to an extent, it's not as easy for the youth of today to make it up the corporate ladder...

 

 

 

 

 

 

....by just.... wanking off every boss repeatedly until their hands are red raw. 

Or from washing those shitty sheets in cold water ?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Brother Redso has the best gig out the lot of us ( apart from me obvs ) 

Ain't a cunt I speak to that doesn't dream about owning a hotel\pousada by the beach or in the mountains. 

My nigga living his best life.  @CCB III

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Ain't a cunt I speak to that doesn't dream about owning a hotel\pousada by the beach or in the mountains. 

Sounds brilliant, just a pity about all the guests / public you would have to put up with ?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Sounds brilliant, just a pity about all the guests / public you would have to put up with ?

Sure but just think about all the glory holes, peep holes and dressing up in your dead mothers dresses. 

Just saying likes.

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'm a night owl. My guests would have to put up with breakfast from 10am -11am. I would however, unlike RF, carry a quadriplegic's luggage up two flights of stairs for them. 

My mushroom servings would also be ample.

Aye, and new carpets every season you flash cunt. 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye, and new carpets every season you flash cunt. 

Aye ok Gerald.

[styrofoamplates]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'm a night owl. My guests would have to put up with breakfast from 10am -11am. I would however, unlike RF, carry a quadriplegic's luggage up two flights of stairs for them. 

My mushroom servings would also be ample.

Would you be sticking your button mushroom into the quadriplegic also?

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Cars lol

Holy fuck 

 

[maryhilldon]

Just catching a bit of the World Athletic Championships on the bbc. I'm utterly outraged at the lack of white middle aged men in the studio.

[manboobs109]

When you make a cunt of cooking something for no obvious reason.

Edit - except being pished

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

When you make a cunt of cooking something for no obvious reason.

Edit - except being pished

Did you put your spotted dick on the grill ? 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

You’ve had plenty spotted dick GB

 

Bri vibes

Couple of tap ins there Cave Monster. ?

[For Fecks Sake]

Cunts on the news bleating about being stuck at Dover for a few hours and blaming Brexit.

Nothing to do with it being the busiest travel weekend on the ferry's of the year and the exact same delays and tailbacks have been happening for fucking decades at this particular time.

But, you know, it's eh Brexit to blame ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Cunts on the news bleating about being stuck at Dover for a few hours and blaming Brexit.

Nothing to do with it being the busiest travel weekend on the ferry's of the year and the exact same delays and tailbacks have been happening for fucking decades at this particular time.

But, you know, it's eh Brexit to blame ?

The fuckin froggies are to blame for nae haein' enough staff ti process the holiday makers comin' in.

Too fuckin busy loadin' young men of dusky hue onto rubber boats I shouldn't wonder.  Garlic munchin' cunts.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

The fuckin froggies are to blame for nae haein' enough staff ti process the holiday makers comin' in.

Too fuckin busy loadin' young men of dusky hue onto rubber boats I shouldn't wonder.  Garlic munchin' cunts.

Brexit will have a part to play but by no means the sole cause.

The French have always, and always will be, utter cunts and will do anything to hold up folk crossing from the UK to France. If only they showed the same rigour and attitude to immigrants crossing the other way or during WWII we might not have some of the issues we do ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Brexit will have a part to play but by no means the sole cause.

The French have always, and always will be, utter cunts and will do anything to hold up folk crossing from the UK to France. If only they showed the same rigour and attitude to immigrants crossing the other way or during WWII we might not have some of the issues we do ?

Aye, capitulatin', surrender monkey cowards.  Fuckin, awkward, arrogant pricks too and they have no right to be.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Brexit will have a part to play but by no means the sole cause.

The French have always, and always will be, utter cunts and will do anything to hold up folk crossing from the UK to France. If only they showed the same rigour and attitude to immigrants crossing the other way or during WWII we might not have some of the issues we do ?

Brexit is the primary cause and anyone arguing otherwise is an imbecile. 

Your xenophobia thereafter is irrelevant, ignorant drivel. 

[Zeus]

I dunno Parkie the French are assholes 

[Guest milne_afc]

Taking back control ?

The French should do more ?

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

ignorant drivel

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Brexit is the primary cause and anyone arguing otherwise is an imbecile. 

Your xenophobia thereafter is irrelevant, ignorant drivel. 

It's clear that, even by the BBC reporting, that Brexit is not the primary cause P min.  

You're biased because you bade in France.  It's clearly tainted your outlook.

The frogs are indeed a complete shower o' cowardly, arrogant, rude, smelly, useless, lazy cunts.  Oh yeah.

[manboobs109]

14 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Brexit is the primary cause and anyone arguing otherwise is an imbecile. 

Your xenophobia thereafter is irrelevant, ignorant drivel. 

Never any queues at Dover before Brexit then?