Pet Hates

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Fuck you.

Well I Golden Wonder. 

[Bluto10]

swedehead

[Ke1t]

William, It Was Mealie Pudding.

[Ke1t]

This Charming Flan.

[Simply Red]

Barbecuing Begins at Home

 

[Kilgore Trout]

6 hours ago, shut up meg said:

I read that the US women's team earns their association more money than the men's team, bigger gates, qualify for more tournaments and go further in them as well.

If that's the case, they deserve more money than the men's team 

Hopped on zeroisgod post. Agree USA women’s football is wrong example to make albeit most topical. It’s fuckin USA man they love their soccer ball especially when their ladies are knocking 12 past some girl guides 11.

However point stands for women’s football in general. Birds don’t seem to realise it’s governed by market forces no commercial value in the majority of woman’s football. Ffs Sturgeon endorsing a comment by a Scottish female footballer recently that they should get paid enough to do it as a full time job . Fucks sake.

 

File under woman’s hobbies after filching and before knitting!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Or is it felching ? Ffs very quickly turning into the Stanley Urwin of this fucking board that’s drink for you 

[manboobs109]

The boys no even that fat

[JumboJET]

Fatmouth Strikes Again

Frankly, Mr Fatso

How Soon is Fat?

That Joke isn't Fatty Anymore

The Queen is Fat

Fatty, it was Really Nothing

[Poodler]

I’m throwing my arms around pasta 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Aldi Matters

[Zeus]

I won't share (my chips with) you 

[Simply Red]

On 7/15/2022 at 12:00 PM, JumboJET said:

Fatmouth Strikes Again

Frankly, Mr Fatso

How Soon is Fat?

That Joke isn't Fatty Anymore

The Queen is Fat

Fatty, it was Really Nothing

Fat is Murder

Rushholme fatso’s

The Headmasters Fatso

Reel Around the Fatso

 

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Frankly Ham Shankly. 

[Simply Red]

Fatty on the streets of Carlisle

Fatty in a coma i know

 

 

[Ke1t]

On 7/14/2022 at 2:34 PM, manboobs109 said:

The boys no even that fat

It's now Hat canon that he's a fatty, therefore he is fat.

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 hours ago, Ke1t said:

It's now Hat canon that he's a fatty, therefore he is fat.

 

He's always been a bag of fried spunk.

When Moz enlisted him he was a council worker.  He still looks like one.  Fair enough.

Look at his wanking claw guitar arm.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

We hate it when our friends become sausages.

[Redforever86]

When you get water in yir lug and ca shift it. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

When you get water in yir lug and ca shift it. 

I got a hidin' aff the cops at Pitoddrie at a Rangers game circa 72/73 and got a perferated eardrum.  When I got water in it and I held my nose and blew, it whistled oot me lug.  Still canna dive mare than 10 feet or so withoot it causin me jip.

[sigh]

42 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Teams meeting calls (and phone calls in general) 

Rather a Teams / Zoom meeting than having 20 folk travel to all sit round a desk for an hour

I don't like when adult cyclists cycle on the pavement - neither did this guy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11027653/Police-release-image-man-alleged-attacked-cyclist-hurled-bike-road.html

[Bluto10]

23 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

When you get water in yir lug and ca shift it. 

do a handstand for an hour, that’ll fix it

[For Fecks Sake]

14 minutes ago, sigh said:

I don't like when adult cyclists cycle on the pavement - neither did this guy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11027653/Police-release-image-man-alleged-attacked-cyclist-hurled-bike-road.html

Quite right too. Amount of cyclists who think they can speed down the pavement either ringing their bell or yelling for people to move out the way. 

Many a time I have thought about doing a close line on one of the fuckers.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Teams meeting calls (and phone calls in general) 

Eh don’t mind teams. Mute on, camera off, fuckin about on the hat and getting paid for it.

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t mind teams. Mute on, camera off, fuckin about on the hat and getting paid for it.

Wage slave. Lol.

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Quite right too. Amount of cyclists who think they can speed down the pavement either ringing their bell or yelling for people to move out the way. 

Many a time I have thought about doing a close line on one of the fuckers.

Yeah they've defo had a clothes shave.

[Dad]

Clegs are fucking pieces of shit

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, sigh said:

Rather a Teams / Zoom meeting than having 20 folk travel to all sit round a desk for an hour

I don't like when adult cyclists cycle on the pavement - neither did this guy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11027653/Police-release-image-man-alleged-attacked-cyclist-hurled-bike-road.html

David McGreavy, murderous scum. 

[elephantstone78]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t mind teams. Mute on, camera off, fuckin about on the hat and getting paid for it.

Just make sure you don’t accidentally leave camera on while you’re having some “personal time”. Like the cnn guy. 
 

Sma embarrassing. 

[Bournemouth Gee]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

The Lionesses

 

 

Yes. Fucking bore off. And anyone that pretends to give a shit.