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[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

At the end of a year I put things on external hard drive. In time I'll make albums... printing pics.

Eh have backups for my backups. Is that as good as old fashioned album? No.

[Bluto10]

printed photos are ace 

 

underrated

[Parklife]

Photos are so much better when you develop them yourself IMO. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh develop a photo a week

[JumboJET]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh develop a photo a week

Maybe you should try to develop a personality.

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

Maybe you should try to develop a personality.

 

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[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My old man had his own darkroom set up 

There was always something dodgy about folk with their own darkrooms

[chief_wiggum]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My old man had his own darkroom set up 

I worked in a photo lab as a technician then and later as a printer for 5 years (when printing wasn't fully automated and it relied on us humans to print and colour correct every single pic). Quite an enjoyable job with the added bonus of the occasional pics of tits and fannies

[chief_wiggum]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you get to put the wee advice stickers on the prints ? 😂

Aye like this one below, used to put overexposed stickers over fannies  and knobs ....oh how we laughed.

[BitWait]

I don't have a dog but have to pick up a dog shit from my front lawn every 2nd day. Never seen the dog doing it so it must be happening between midnight and 6am as my retired neighbours are watching out for it also. Does anyone know to stop it happening ( legal ). I have tried the " get off " stuff from amazon to no effect. I am thinking of fitting a temporary fence with posts and chicken wire but seems an extreme way to stop this and will ruin the look of my house from the road. Any suggestions ( legal ) for the time being ?

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, BitWait said:

I don't have a dog but have to pick up a dog shit from my front lawn every 2nd day.

You got Community Service?

[Ramandu]

3 minutes ago, BitWait said:

I don't have a dog but have to pick up a dog shit from my front lawn every 2nd day. Never seen the dog doing it so it must be happening between midnight and 6am as my retired neighbours are watching out for it also. Does anyone know to stop it happening ( legal ). I have tried the " get off " stuff from amazon to no effect. I am thinking of fitting a temporary fence with posts and chicken wire but seems an extreme way to stop this and will ruin the look of my house from the road. Any suggestions ( legal ) for the time being ?

Do you think that saying (legal) would improve the suggestions?

Get a bear trap.

[Dons79]

Land mines

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

 

Get a bear trap.

Even better, get a bear. Or maybe a tiger.

[Don Fonte]

22 minutes ago, BitWait said:

I don't have a dog but have to pick up a dog shit from my front lawn every 2nd day. Never seen the dog doing it so it must be happening between midnight and 6am as my retired neighbours are watching out for it also. Does anyone know to stop it happening ( legal ). I have tried the " get off " stuff from amazon to no effect. I am thinking of fitting a temporary fence with posts and chicken wire but seems an extreme way to stop this and will ruin the look of my house from the road. Any suggestions ( legal ) for the time being ?

Put a ring doorbell aimed at your garden.

Find out who it is.

Kick the cunts head in, and the dog.

[Simply Red]

Dog food laced with poison all over the garden. 

Or do a stakeout in the garden with a big net and catch the beast and throw it off a cliff.

Film it on a head mounted camera and put it on here so we can see it tho. No point otherwise.

[chief_wiggum]

31 minutes ago, BitWait said:

I don't have a dog but have to pick up a dog shit from my front lawn every 2nd day. Never seen the dog doing it so it must be happening between midnight and 6am as my retired neighbours are watching out for it also. Does anyone know to stop it happening ( legal ). I have tried the " get off " stuff from amazon to no effect. I am thinking of fitting a temporary fence with posts and chicken wire but seems an extreme way to stop this and will ruin the look of my house from the road. Any suggestions ( legal ) for the time being ?

Got these for a similar problem with cats, had them about 4 months and seem to-do the trick, You can change the frequency for dogs.

[BitWait]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Put a ring doorbell aimed at your garden.

Find out who it is.

Kick the cunts head in, and the dog.

This has crossed my mind , couldn't hurt the dog but the owner i could put the head through if they are aware of it happening. 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, chief_wiggum said:

Got these for a similar problem with cats, had them about 4 months and seem to-do the trick, You can change the frequency for dogs.

Chibs with AM radios on them? The cats must really hate getting stabbed in the heid with them whilst trying to work out what the crackly music is coming out the radio. Nothing worse

[Daisy1903]

1 hour ago, chief_wiggum said:

Got these for a similar problem with cats, had them about 4 months and seem to-do the trick, You can change the frequency for dogs.

Got them to keep the squirrels out and worked for a while but they get used to the noise. Fucking little piss takers

[Redforever86]

Put up a “poison sign” saying you have boxes/no dogs allowed. 

 

See what happens. 

[Poodler]

Put a dildo on the dog 

[redone]

3 hours ago, BitWait said:

I don't have a dog but have to pick up a dog shit from my front lawn every 2nd day. Never seen the dog doing it so it must be happening between midnight and 6am as my retired neighbours are watching out for it also. Does anyone know to stop it happening ( legal ). I have tried the " get off " stuff from amazon to no effect. I am thinking of fitting a temporary fence with posts and chicken wire but seems an extreme way to stop this and will ruin the look of my house from the road. Any suggestions ( legal ) for the time being ?

Pretend you’re on The Bill and do and do an all-nighter obbo…..maybe even ask to use  your retired neighbours’ upstairs bedroom for added realism.   

[BitWait]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Could it be fox turds? 

It could be but I am urban and not heard anyone say there are foxes in the area. ? If so , could move in to illegal means of deterrent , but would need proof of culprit being a few. Will install a camera.

[maryhilldon]

16 minutes ago, BitWait said:

It could be but I am urban and not heard anyone say there are foxes in the area. ? If so , could move in to illegal means of deterrent , but would need proof of culprit being a few. Will install a camera.

Dig a moat and fill it with electric eels.

[Poodler]

Anne Franks diary 

 

dad exploits dead daughter’s private life for coin. 
 

Very typical of that lot.

 

also seen in contemporary media with yon boy Ashley Cain.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Anne Franks diary 

 

dad exploits dead daughter’s private life for coin. 
 

Very typical of that lot.

 

also seen in contemporary media with yon boy Ashley Cain.

Likewise with 'her house'

 

[The Boofon]

8 hours ago, BitWait said:

It could be but I am urban and not heard anyone say there are foxes in the area. ? If so , could move in to illegal means of deterrent , but would need proof of culprit being a few. Will install a camera.

Get a dog. If it starts to roll about in the shit on your lawn you’ll then know the shit belongs to a fox. 

[Ando]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I didn't know Batman's Lucius Fox previously played for Norwich City. Man of many talents.

[johnstrac]

Over engineered crisp flavours, "Malvern salt and balsimic", that's salt & vinegar ffs.