granite sheep Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Having "that one team" blow your coupon! FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----- Link to comment
360 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 People who call their evening meal "tea". It's a drink FFS - or a plant, but not a meal. Tea is the correct word. Dinner Supper Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 People who don't call supper supper. You have breakfast, dinner, then supper, then you retire to the bedroom for sleep. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Tea is the correct word. Dinner Supper Correct. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I think we've had this debate on more than 1 occasion. Next up it will be:people who call rowies butteries and vice versa Link to comment
360 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Supermarkets in general. When people enter them they seem to leave their brain and sense of perception at the door. No, it is not a good idea to walk with your trolley full of shite at 1mph, blocking every other cunt trying to get past. Also, it's an even worse idea to spin around suddenly because you've forgot that extra chocolate bar, nearly taking out 3 or 4 people in the process. Link to comment
360 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I think we've had this debate on more than 1 occasion. Next up it will be:people who call rowies butteries and vice versa Rowies. Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Asda's morning rolls.They're the size of a Tunnock's tea cake ffs.Whit can ye pit on yin,Eh? Not forgetting people who put tomato sauce on a fried fuckin' egg.They need a severe word wi' themselves. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Rowies.Correct. Only out of towners and poofs call rowies butteries. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Correct. Only out of towners and poofs call rowies butteries. They're called rollies in Boofon Manor. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 People who don't call supper supper. You have breakfast, dinner, then supper, then you retire to the bedroom for sleep. Exactly right... nane o this pretendy posh pish. "Oh, goodness meh, Ehm going indehers to hev meh teh, dewntcha know? It's serndwiches with the crusts cut orf. And pess the fecking crumpets." You don't have a Fish Tea, or a Smoked Sassidge Tea. Fish supper... Smoked sassidge supper. Supper. I'm going to add people who give their houses names. The fuck is up with that? Oh, look eht meh... Eh behde in an awfy poash hoose called 'Dunremblin'. Aye? Mines is ca'ed number 34. Pretendy posh folk wi bools in their gubs. Obviously guys like Boof are exempt, given his mansion likely hasnae got a number, and is called The Palace or The Big Hoose. THE BIG HOUSE MUST STAY OPEN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyFXEHp-u-o Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 People who don't call supper supper. You have breakfast, dinner, then supper, then you retire to the bedroom for sleep. Clearly the work of a twisted mind - the type to encourage rape, etc I wouldn't mind betting. You have your lunch at lunchtime, obviously. Supper is something you might have late in the evening before retiring to bed for sex. Sleep is after that. Anyone ever asked you out to a fancy restaurant on a date? "Pick you up for tea at 8, yeah?" Link to comment
Dynamo Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Obviously. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Obviously. Correct. Obviously, you are an educated man. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Breakfast, lunch, tea, supper. Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Breakfast, lunch, tea, supper. :thumbs: Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 People who use clich Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 People who cannot handle their drink. Either physically or mentally. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Breakfast, lunch and tea with dinner usable for either lunch or tea if being had as the main meal of the day. Pet hates - airports. Full of arseholes. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 People who use the phrase "Touch Base" Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Tacky shites and portaloos don't go,so don't feckin' go!Speakin' of portaloos,why is the flush handle next to the pan?It's only getting covered in pish splash ffs. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Tacky shites and portaloos don't go,so don't feckin' go!Speakin' of portaloos,why is the flush handle next to the pan?It's only getting covered in pish splash ffs. You're inhaling pish vapour as soon as you walk into any public toilet, min. Even worse, you know when you walk into a bog and it's reeking of shite... you're inhaling that lad's shite particles inna... with every breath you're huffing in great lungfuls of someone's fecal mist. Sounds like a really bad bottled water.... Fecal Mist. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 People who call their evening meal "tea". It's a drink FFS - or a plant, but not a meal. Freak. Tea is the correct word. Dinner Supper Breakfast, lunch/dinner, tea. Correct. If you have anything after your tea, its your supper. Link to comment
StevieT1986 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 People who spend theyre time at festivals picking up all the empty plastic cups for 5p a cup or whatever it is. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Commentators on ITV and BBC.Is it a prerequisite that you have to be an incompetent cunt to get a job covering the Euros? Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 You're inhaling pish vapour as soon as you walk into any public toilet, min. Even worse, you know when you walk into a bog and it's reeking of shite... you're inhaling that lad's shite particles inna... with every breath you're huffing in great lungfuls of someone's fecal mist. Sounds like a really bad bottled water.... Fecal Mist. This why I see no wrong in nonchalantly,soil ma breeks and soadjir oan. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 This why I see no wrong in nonchalantly,soil ma breeks and soadjir oan. True enough, it's merely a question of quantity. What's more important is colour co-ordination. Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 True enough, it's merely a question of quantity. What's more important is colour co-ordination. Surely frequency should itself,be the governing factor of how well a gusset should hold up? Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Traffic Polis hiding like a fuckin Jap sniper with a speed gun. You dirty bastard. Link to comment
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