Pet Hates

[tup]

Poofs who drink coffee as some sort of emotional crutch, get a grip, get on with your work.

 

I like to stand in front of the kettle and try and look inconspicuous when these kinds of gayboys, their heads scrambled with caffeine craving, are trying to get their feel fix.

[Dynamo]

Poofs who drink coffee as some sort of emotional crutch, get a grip, get on with your work.

 

I like to stand in front of the kettle and try and look inconspicuous when these kinds of gayboys, their heads scrambled with caffeine craving, are trying to get their feel fix.

 

 

Good one. people who can't operate without a coffee? Away and shite. It's all in the head.

[StandFree1982]

People who stand inconspicious at the kettle while i'm trying to get a feel fix

[tup]

Correct, it's routine.

 

Which reminds me of another one - people who have a set routine.

 

 

I have a relative who's house is near perfect, ornaments all polished, all that pish.

 

I like to go in, wait until she goes through (to make a coffee FFS!) and then move a couple of the ornaments an inch or two.

 

I go to the toilet, come back, and they are back in place.

 

Jesus is all I'm thinking to myself.

[360]

People who dawdle when in the supermarket.

 

Hurry up, and don't take up the whole aisle whilst deciding what type of frozen pizza you'll be having tonight you fat, slow bastard.

[Dynamo]

Students ^

[Pash]

The new handy man at work who cleans up the tea point at 8:30 in the morning, the same f**king time everyone gets in and is the most busiest time at the tea point the whole f**king day!

[360]

Students ^

 

Dickheads, more often than not.

 

Especially ones who are particularly interested in politics, always seem to be hippy douchebags. I have yet to see a right wing student.

 

Also, you a blimp Dynamo?

[StandFree1982]

Art students are arseholes.

 

I hate the way students seem to think everything they do is original. Look, you've put a cone on a statue....bravo, but your fucking gran did that back in the day.

 

I'm starting to feel old, but the whole "let's go oot and get pished" scene is doing my head in. Or over hearing randoms on the bus/train/street talking about how "pished" they were on a night out, and mentioning it OVER and OVER and OVER.

"OMG, I was such a state"

"haha I did what?"

"Oh I had like 100 pints and then 40 nips, then had like 20 peach snaps"

"I almost got kicked out for being so drunk"

 

I fondly remember being like that and thinking I was fucking ace because I couldn't handle my drink and got smashed, but growing up and hearing other people talk about it makes me think "what a fucking tool"

[tup]

Or over hearing randoms on the bus/train/street talking about how "pished" they were on a night out, and mentioning it OVER and OVER and OVER.

"OMG, I was such a state"

"haha I did what?"

"Oh I had like 100 pints and then 40 nips, then had like 20 peach snaps"

"I almost got kicked out for being so drunk"

 

Bluto?

[Dynamo]

Bluto?

 

 

Could be, but only if you change "for being so drunk" to "falling asleep".

 

And 100 pints to 5.

[tup]

Could be, but only if you change "for being so drunk" to "falling asleep".

 

And 100 pints to 5.

 

Plus they never said 'OMG, I pished myself at the Wolves game, big boy stuff'

[vanderark14]

adverts before youtube videos.

 

videos adverts that appear before you stream an online radio station

[looksgoodinred]

unkind people

 

and men that put a finger to the side of their nose and then blow their noses onto the ground. ick!

[MincePie]

Folk who leave doors open.

Agree with the one above, folk speaking/boasting about how pished they were - Nobody gives a shit, you're nae cool.

Adverts.

Pish drivers.

 

[vanderark14]

unkind people

 

and men that put a finger to the side of their nose and then blow their noses onto the ground. ick!

 

:laughing:

 

when playing fitba I do this about 5 times per game.

[looksgoodinred]

:laughing:

 

when playing fitba I do this about 5 times per game.

 

that's different.. you're not walking on the street!

[Dynamo]

:laughing:

 

when playing fitba I do this about 5 times per game.

 

 

I dee it all the time when I'm out running too. I agree though, it is fairly minging, necessary though.

[tup]

Man haters, usually women in their 40's/50's.

[looksgoodinred]

Man haters, usually women in their 40's/50's.

 

i don't hate men

 

EDIT: i don't hate most people though... men or women.

[Pash]

unkind people

 

and men that put a finger to the side of their nose and then blow their noses onto the ground. ick!

 

What about women who do this?

[tup]

What about women who do this?

 

Lesbians.

 

Hate them.

[StandFree1982]

that's different.. you're not walking on the street!

Better out than in I always say

 

Especially when she's drunk.

[looksgoodinred]

What about women who do this?

 

to be honest, i've never seen a woman do it on the street. but i suppose there are some who do.

[tup]

Better out than in I always say

 

Correct, applicable to snotters, farts, tattie bogels in your lugs, and even filthy man paste.

[StandFree1982]

The human body is designed to release excess gas / liquid and waste. Why so many folk these days complain when you let one rip is beyond me! Surely it's the most natural thing you can do? I don't go up to women in the office and say "Would you mind not spraying so much perfume on yourself as you are making me physically sick...". I probably should.

[Dynamo]

Pet Hates - Siamese cats.

[tup]

I love when folk complain about farts, women fussing about it as if you've tried to poison them or something

 

Men who complain about farts deserve a black eye.

[StandFree1982]

I love it when i pretend to cover my farts by a poorly timed cough. She still thinks i'm trying to hide the fact i've just let rip, but it's funnier seeing her reaction when I cough then fart a second later.

 

"WHY are you trying to hide it?!?! you are rubbish at hiding them..."

 

shame really, women are so naive sometimes!

[tup]

Some women claim to have had their farter taken out, and are actually offended at themselves when they let one slip.

 

See when they're up the stick? They fart like Salvation Army trumpeteers.

 

Double fucking standards!