Pet Hates

[Fridge]

Motherwell's firm jumping a wee lad in a Hearts top with his mum and dad and breaking his jaw. That's a pet hate if I'm honest.

Poor if that is true.

 

Did you you get a Pervy pick photo of the Mum?

[Zeus]

22 years old and going to the fitba with his ma.

 

LOL

[BWG]

Getting battered by Motherwell fans

 

LOL

[Chewie37]

Which 6 or 7 star hotels were you the manager of?

One in America on Martha’s Vineyard where I met Kevin Costner in the bar and a Spike Lee in the restaurant I wasn’t THE manager of the hotel though, that’s not what I claimed. Which raves was it you organised again?

[BrianFaePerth]

What were you manager of then? The cloakroom?

[Henry]

Closet manager, found it a very difficult job to leave.

[Chewie37]

What were you manager of then? The cloakroom?

No

[Studebaker-90]

Boy that works in the restaurant of the hotel I’m staying in keeps saying “my friend” after almost everything he says. Really fucking annoying.

[Studebaker-90]

I dropped a black widow spider in to his pocket as he went past

[Simply Red]

Boy that works in the restaurant of the hotel I’m staying in keeps saying “my friend” after almost everything he says. Really fucking annoying.

Nigerian? They love all that. ‘My brother’ is another favourite. I didnt mind that one at the beginning cos it made me feel like John Shaft. (Who coincidently i look a lot like)

[Studebaker-90]

Nah he’s a guff. Drop kick it is.

[Poodler]

The Hat going down

 

 

Fuck sake Bebo

[Studebaker-90]

Almost as if he is preparing for something

[Bluto10]

Then a wee pokey

Then a wank chaser

[Redforever86]

A fire drill as it were

What’s left at the top of the stairs after a fire drill?

[HairyPie]

Then a wank chaser

 

Flush first, there are rules.

[Poodler]

What’s left at the top of the stairs after a fire drill?

Disableds

[Durrant Dived]

What’s left at the top of the stairs after a fire drill?

 

Huns. (Murray, Ricksen)

[HairyPie]

Huns. (Murray, Ricksen)

 

I'll push them down.

[Durrant Dived]

I'll push them down.

 

As long as you leave them at the bottom.

[HairyPie]

As long as you leave them at the bottom.

 

I was only doing the first flight.

[Chewie37]

Very defensive response Chewie, only enquired about your own post.

Smells like shite

I didn’t realise it was defensive to answer your question fully, then ask one back in return?

No shite here, I have no need to lie about anything ever.

You know, I helped organise a beach after party once, does that mean we’re colleagues?

[Chewie37]

Top man Chewie,

Yassss chums again.....

[tightbreeks]

People who hold the knife like a pencil. Why can't i cut through this average steak? Well here's an idea.

[tightbreeks]

People who hold the knife like a pencil. Why can't i cut through this average steak? Well here's an idea.

[tightbreeks]

People who hold the knife like a pencil. Why can't i cut through this average steak? Well here's an idea.

[tightbreeks]

Hold it properly, no purchase.

[tightbreeks]

Three posts, raging. Must be coz i seen it happening last night

[Studebaker-90]

Bit early for cans min

[tightbreeks]

It was on mah mind, benzos tend to make you notice such piss poor behaviour.