Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

A lot of hate on here for cavey lately.

 

 

Rightly so, keep it up.

[The Boofon]

Remember seeing on twitter a few years ago, someone had spunked on a grounded bird(avian*). The Internet, isn't it.

 

*love the master race

Prefer the egg and spoon. (Good boozer on North Anderson Drive and shouldn’t have closed it)

[ddia]

Captain Cock loves to throw around the royal ‘we’ as if he speaks for the whole forum

 

 

He's a 'Sultan' don't you know...

 

 

Tries far too hard with the laddish man around town bullshit. A smokescreen to deflect from being identified as being on the wrong bus.

 

 

LFLS.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Only from the strays you stinky bastard

Calm down Danny Rampling.

[Zeus]

Dancing in the moonlight - toploader.

 

Dirt

[Poodler]

Dancing in the moonlight - toploader.

 

Dirt

Novelty music. Total rubbish.

 

See also, Uncle Cracker - Follow Me. And Deacon Blue - Dignity

[Studebaker-90]

File next to Queen don’t stop me now

[Poodler]

Journey - DSB

 

Crowd pleasers for average people

[eeps]

Dancing in the moonlight - toploader.

 

Dirt

Love Nirvana

[eeps]

Has a gr8 night last night with Alicantes King of Rock n Roll

 

Requests from me were:

 

Runaway - Shannon

 

I’ll be Your Baby Tonight - Dylan

 

Free Love Freeway - Brent (he didn’t know that one)

Did you all do the Slosh?

[alscotoz]

Is Spooge the yank word for spunk? Never heard that before.

 

That means that that mad junkie dude that got squashed by the cash machine in Breaking Bad (Spooge) was named after my cock custard.

 

Magic. haha.

 

Made me chortle.

[Henry]

Fuck that shit. I'll stick to moaning about other cunts shit. I was thinking about 'what's your favourite 3rd song on an album that everycunt thinks is shit but I'm such a fucking muso I think it's great' but thought it might be too much fun my balls would drop off.

 

 

Aye get all these music threads in the graveyard Entertainment section where they belong.

[BrianFaePerth]

What we need is a World Cup of songs with multiple threads until we determine a winner.

[Bluto10]

or a World Cup of music threads

[The Boofon]

Novelty music. Total rubbish.

 

Deacon Blue - Dignity

Saying that on there biggest fans birthday is poor form.

[ebbe]

'Which Aberdeen barmaid would you like to see glassed' thread.

Or into the tv thread. And have Stephen Glass going round knobbing local barmaids

Amanda - Murdos. A sultan unbelievably shagged it. True story.

[maryhilldon]

He's a 'Sultan' don't you know...

 

 

Tries far too hard with the laddish man around town bullshit. A smokescreen to deflect from being identified as being on the wrong bus.

 

 

LFLS.

 

[Studebaker-90]

When folk get in about your business when in the kitchen at work. Trying to make a coffee and some eunuch tries to barge past you to get something from the cupboard. Chill oot and wait your turn min.

[Hewitt a the pies]

When folk get in about your business when in the kitchen at work. Trying to make a coffee and some eunuch tries to barge past you to get something from the cupboard. Chill oot and wait your turn min.

I usually pretend to not see them and whang open a wall mounted unit door leaving an imprint of their surprised face on it! If it's a short arse you can scalp them if you open it quickly enough.They never ever do it again

[maryhilldon]

When folk get in about your business when in the kitchen at work. Trying to make a coffee and some eunuch tries to barge past you to get something from the cupboard. Chill oot and wait your turn min.

Does everyone that works in an office just bitch and moan the whole time? That's how it seems. Sounds pish.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Does everyone that works in an office just bitch and moan the whole time? That's how it seems. Sounds pish.

There's very little else to do when you're not on here!

[maryhilldon]

How come every American sitcom has a dartboard on the door and yet I've never seen a top darts player from America?

[maryhilldon]

Phil ‘ tower of power ‘ Taylor.

Stoke-on-Trent isn't in America.

[Simply Red]

How come every American sitcom has a dartboard on the door and yet I've never seen a top darts player from America?

No danger any yank is capable of the quick mental arithmetic required in high level darts.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Bigot (anti overweight over-confident over hereist)

[maryhilldon]

yes it is

Are you being deliberately obtuse?

[eeps]

Are you being deliberately obtuse?

Acutely so

[maryhilldon]

Cunts who don’t overtake cyclists

Just run them over.

[Poodler]

it is. I googled it

 

I google mapped 'Stoke USA' and streetviewed one at random.

 

pic hosting

 

 

 

 

Potential thread. Hat associated words on google street view.

[BrianFaePerth]

Gaylord convention centre in Orlando