Pet Hates

[Studebaker-90]

Preferred her in the simpsons

[Redforever86]

^ Good start to a Queens Rd pub crawl, that place was

 

Prefer Cardiff to be honest.

[Fridge]

Egg and Dart

[cruzcampo3]

Posts on Social media - not wanting Birthday presents this year please donate to my chosen Charity instead. Yeah no problem, I don’t really know you but here’s a fiver happy Birthday.

 

Don’t get me wrong I give to charity but I’m not giving someone I don’t know money for charity

[Fridge]

Just reply you were getting fuck all anyway.

 

The office leaving card is a belter also, having to fire in a tenner for some boy you’ve spoken to twice at the coffee machine who has decided to leave for more cash. Fuck off.

[Simply Red]

Just reply you were getting fuck all anyway.

 

The office leaving card is a belter also, having to fire in a tenner for some boy you’ve spoken to twice at the coffee machine who has decided to leave for more cash. Fuck off.

Always try and do something a bit more thoughtful with the work leaving card by signing off as kate mcann or a tiny wee swastika or cock&balls etc. Or dont ask me to sign it please.

[Studebaker-90]

Posts on Social media - not wanting Birthday presents this year please donate to my chosen Charity instead. Yeah no problem, I don’t really know you but here’s a fiver happy Birthday.

Don’t get me wrong I give to charity but I’m not giving someone I don’t know money for charity

Attention seeking at its finest. Oh look at me doing this great deed for everyone to see,

[The Boofon]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=30rPxAVBD4M

[manboobs109]

A boy at my old work emailed everyone saying he wasn't giving out Christmas cards he was donating to charity instead. What a load of keech.

[BrianFaePerth]

A boy at my old work emailed everyone saying he wasn't giving out Christmas cards he was donating to charity instead. What a load of keech.

 

Call him out for the racist anti-muslimist he is.  Bet he doesn't give to charity at Eid or Ramadamadingdong

[Hewitt a the pies]

Always try and do something a bit more thoughtful with the work leaving card by signing off as kate mcann or a tiny wee swastika or cock&balls etc. Or dont ask me to sign it please.

All the breast and thanks for the mammories is my favourite to female leavers.

[alscotoz]

All the breast and thanks for the mammories is my favourite to female leavers.

 

What a cunt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya pussy.

 

Is mine.

[Arabian Knight]

cunts thit read mojo n Q megezine..boggin ootdated bastarts thit hink thir musos..its funnyier thin the maist hilarious comedy show thit these cunts hink thiv still goat somehin aboot thim wi thir wee noggins fillt wi pop rock facts..in thir subconscious thi jist want tae pleasure thir burn oot faithers thit lied tae thim thi wir a roady fir menswear in 95

[Reed or deed]

Tell him he's off your Xmas card list.   That'll learn him.Unsocial cunt.Mean cunt as well. you can get a pack of cards for about £2 these days.

 

I know a guy, him and his wife have written one Christmas card to each other. Every year after Christmas they pack it away in the loft. Then next year they take out the same cards and give them to each other again. Lol.

[eeps]

cunts thit read mojo n Q megezine..boggin ootdated bastarts thit hink thir musos..its funnyier thin the maist hilarious comedy show thit these cunts hink thiv still goat somehin aboot thim wi thir wee noggins fillt wi pop rock facts..in thir subconscious thi jist want tae pleasure thir burn oot faithers thit lied tae thim thi wir a roady fir menswear in 95

Reading about music is pathetic. Cunts that write about music simply couldn't cut it.

 

I'll read autobiographies by great artists but that's it.

 

Chuck Berry a favourite.

[Arabian Knight]

aye its aw fluff..only music mag eh gits meh intrestet  is sound oan sound..some geeky stuff focusd mainly oan the gear..but thi did a tour eh 10cc's mixin desk thit wis gade n eh keep gan back tae thon erticle aboot john cerpenters studio thru the years...

[Fridge]

Tell him he's off your Xmas card list. That'll learn him.Unsocial cunt.Mean cunt as well. you can get a pack of cards for about £2 these days.

My Dad’s neighbours were completely anal and used to send out a hundred Christmas cards every year about November with a story of how they were getting on etc

 

Him being a sick fuck like me would send them one from a random name. They were completely devastated as they thought they had missed somebody out and couldn’t think who they were.

 

Life’s little pleasures.

[patrick bateman]

My Dad’s neighbours were completely anal and used to send out a hundred Christmas cards every year about November with a story of how they were getting on etc

 

Him being a sick fuck like me would send them one from a random name. They were completely devastated as they thought they had missed somebody out and couldn’t think who they were.

 

Life’s little pleasures.

Dhotya

[Simply Red]

Reading about music is pathetic.

Says the man reading a ‘pet hate’ thread on a fitba msg board.

[BWG]

Judy Murray gets on my tits. Doesn't appear to have done anything other than live vicariously through her kids.

[Studebaker-90]

WYOWYN?

I would

A handsome woman. Good in James Bond skyfall.

[Simply Red]

WYOWYN?

 

I would

Yes. Andy and the other one just watching.

Shout ‘MATCH’ when i was done.

[Bluto10]

new balls please

[Parklife]

❤️ Judy Murray.

[BrianFaePerth]

❤️ Judy Murray.

Because she’s old enough that you couldn’t get her up the stick?

[Poodler]

Road rage

 

 

The preserve of losers. People get far too excitable about a minor injustice for a Monday morning.

[Zeus]

^by pass by any chance

 

Some affa angry cunts on that road.

[Poodler]

Nah Tesco car park. Was in fhe queue to get out and blocked someone from being able to turn right into the car park, delaying him by about 6 seconds.

 

My fault, but not something I'd be taking responsibility for. Get over it

[Studebaker-90]

You’re lucky he never got out and battered you. Inconsiderate bastard.

[Zeus]

Bypass is hilarious at rush hour.

 

Pull out to go past a lorry struggling to get up a hill, get someone driving up your arse out of nowhere. waving their arms aboot cos your nae doing 100mph. I slow down to piss them aff. When they eventually go past (similarly about a whole 5-6 seconds later) they are usually gan feel with rage.