Pet Hates

[For Fecks Sake]

Parking spaces in new or recently built places. Drive a 4x4 and your fucked getting a decent sized space and end up mimiking a contortionist to get out without dinging your door.

 

Why the fuck don't they mark out decent sized spaces

[Guest milne_afc]

Driving a 4x4 in built up areas

[For Fecks Sake]

Driving a 4x4 in built up areas

[Bluto10]

Driving a 4x4 in built up areas

school run, innit

[Poodler]

Crowded House man myself.

@@BrianFaePerth

[King Street Loon]

Tins of corned beef with the opening key missing is a pet hate.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Or breaking. That rips your knitting too.

[Henry]

^^^ weegie phrase.

[StandFree1982]

^^ stick those fucked tins in a food bank .

@parko

Without the Key.

 

That'll Learn them. 

[StandFree1982]

Why is it that if you buy something from a company, they take the money off your account INSTANTLY but as soon as you need a refund it takes 4 days to go back to your account?!

 

That pisses me off. 

[Don Fonte]

Why is it that if you buy something from a company, they take the money off your account INSTANTLY but as soon as you need a refund it takes 4 days to go back to your account?!

 

That pisses me off.

The banks hold onto your money to make money for themselves.

[alscotoz]

GC is a real hate figure of mine. Can’t stand the cunt.

 

Never heard of him...doesn't seem to be worth googling?

[alscotoz]

Crowded House? Main man NZ, other 2 Oz?

[StandFree1982]

Neil Finns solo stuff is pretty good. His album Try Whistling This is brilliant. 

[YorkDon]

Woodface is a cracking album.

[alscotoz]

Neil Finns solo stuff is pretty good. His album Try Whistling This is brilliant. 

 

Very talented man

[StandFree1982]

Very talented man

 

Thanks.

 

But I doubt i'd have been able to wrote those classics. 

[Studebaker-90]

When somebody emails you at work and the first line is “just a gentle reminder”

[Fridge]

When somebody emails you at work and the first line is “just a gentle reminder”

When someone emails you with a question that is a yes / no answer and they sit beside you.

[StandFree1982]

^ been getting heaps of emails lately, saying they hacked my account and have photos of me ‘pleasuring myself’ through my webcam (which I don’t have)

 

Bloody $900 the cunts are asking, to nae send them to everyone in my address list

 

Just told them to crack on - not blooming fussed

 

Cracking episope of Black Mirror that. 

 

Presuming you were looking at the same kinda porn? 

[manboobs109]

Any chance I can get put on your mailing list?

[YorkDon]

Don’t do porn

 

I do people

Loved Begbie

[Betty Swallicks]

Got an invite to one of those baby unveiling/gender reveal things this Sunday.

 I dont fucking think so. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Hijack it, replace the balloon with one filled with Green smoke and at the vital moment shout Yay youre having an alien. 

[Don Fonte]

Got an invite to one of those baby unveiling/gender reveal things this Sunday.

I dont fucking think so.

I'd never talk to the person again.

[BrianFaePerth]

Got an invite to one of those baby unveiling/gender reveal things this Sunday.

I dont fucking think so.

You going to darkie’s?

[Studebaker-90]

The arrogance of those who arrange such events as a gender reveal is staggering.

[Parklife]

You going to darkie’s?

Kids

 

LOL

 

If I ever decide to have a kid, I'll wait until it's old enough to reveal its own gender.

[Betty Swallicks]

The arrogance of those who arrange such events as a gender reveal is staggering.

 

Sums up mothers to be in general (and mothers of kids under 12years of age)  tbh.

 

I presume these "unveilings/reveals" originated in The U.S.?

[StandFree1982]

The arrogance of those who arrange such events as a gender reveal is staggering.

 

Aye exactly. Her boyfriend/husband humped her a few times then spewed his spunk inside of her fanny, and now she's acting like she's some kind of WAG. 

 

You took a wad of spunk love, just like billions of other people/animals, you're not special.